Max

@mad-max.bsky.social

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Departmento Loretorum on YouTube. Your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. He/him. Boyfriend of @yabloko.bsky.social https://youtube.com/@departmentoloretorum?si=kczrNLQtujkE5j5k

A Simpsons edit by @jvanedits on tiktok
An elf - with a gun! From marvel comics
Hegel by MJ Inwood on a bookshelf
@keerchen1 on tik tok singing Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande
A tik tok by @historia.normanni about medieval nun boxing
An edited XKCD comic. Five night lords on a bus, all thinking “look at these people. Glassy eyed automatons going about their daily lives. Never stopping to look around and think! I’m the only conscious human in a world of sheep”
The emperor of mankind over a Facebook post saying “I got kicked out of a Barnes and noble for moving all the bibles into the fiction section”
Max’s Bluesky license
My garbage can smelled like yogurt …but I haven’t been eating yogurt
Jacksonville mentioned
A tik tok by @my_life.not.yours of a guy teleporting in a corona and then himself before walking towards the beer
Black Templars by John Blanche
Skyes, the pufferfish from shark tales voiced by Martin Scorsese, staring at the viewer with a neutral expression on his face
Tim Allen holding an atom
A keemstar tweet edited to be from the grinch. It says “I just hit a who going 70mph on my sleigh. Such a shitty Xmas Eve RN. It ran right up on Mt. Crunpit. I hate this year so much”
The Bald Knobbers, who for the most part had sided with the Union in the American Civil War, were opposed by the Anti-Bald Knobbers, who for the most part had sided with the Confederates. Hernando summarizes their
A guy in an office terrified as his keyboard shoots out tendrils of light. Text says “what the heck is electronic mail?”
Boy, This Week’s Alien Race Sure Is Fucked-Up, Huh? Over the title screen for Star Trek TNG
A map of the Holy Roman Empire
If you ain’t in Cali, New York, Nebraska, Florida then where tf u at?
Art of a Warhammer 40k hive city by Alvaro Jiménez
A meme depicting two guys arguing about homer, then a scene of homer, the Greek storyteller, if he was alive today. Homer says he is quite fond of Marge, and Marge Simpson saying “thank you homie”
A quarter red and blue space marine painted as a member of the brazen claws chapter by me
Warhammer 40000. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only burger
The night killers and betrayers of pain chaos space marines
The Mountain Dew puppy monkey baby. The head is a pug, the arms, torso, and tails are a monkey, and the legs are a baby’s in a diaper
The Garfield comic introducing nermal. Jon is babysitting his parents kitten and Garfield isn’t happy
One doctor wojak look at another with a tumor on its head with the paradox interactive logo on it. The text at the bottom of the image says “inoperable”
Made you look
A fake tweet from Perturabo saying “this a picture of my chud son that I hate” over an image of the iron warriors by Andrea Uderzo
Bowser from Mario with his arms folded like a rant youtuber’s avatar
A computer and desk from alien isolation
The devotion prize comes to the player who asks to date a space marine in every open ended question section. Yes, we’ve noticed you
The Simpsons. A pamphlet edited to say “so you’ve decided to become isolated and weird” with an image of Bart peaking out a window
A Geico “so easy a caveman can do it” poster with a caveman staring it
A TikTok from @rattlegoat showing a grill on fire with purple flame
The Hundred Years’ War info box from Wikipedia, showing it went for over 116 yrs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years%27_War
A chaos space marine sorcerer pained by me in the colors of the death shadows
A sons of malice chaos space marine with a quartered black and white color scheme, painted by me
My cat licorice, a little black cat sitting in a chair meowing at a chicken sandwich
Art of a custodian guard from Warhammer 40k by David Gallagher with text at the top saying “mhm mhm let me not forget my big hat”
A tech priest from Warhammer 40k praying before technology. Drawn by Misha Savier
An adeptus mechanicus tech priest from Warhammer 40k drawn by Lewis jones
A tweet by @len0killer saying: Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
William shatner’s spoken word rendition of rocket man
A post by @jtp.bsky.social retweeted by emma(toys) saying “capitalism has corrupted space 😔” Below it is a post from @unavaleable.bsky.social of Tim curry from Command And Conquer Red Alert 3 saying “space”
A screenshot from the Warhammer 40k lexicanum wiki “Mourn-It-All Art by Neil Roberts of the sons of Horus space marine Horus Aximand wielding his power sword mourn-it-all Horus Aximand with Mourn-It-All Mourn-It-All is a relic Power Sword of the Sons of Horus Legion.”
A beastman from Warhammer Fantasty looking down on a peaceful bretonnian shepherd from a dark forest
An image of a nurgling with the caption “I ❤️ my this”
Marge Simpson’s trying to place a sports bet saying “can’t I just bet that all the players will have a fun time?”
Florida man claims he was kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city
A thumbnail for a YouTube video from Girl With The Dogs. A fat white cat yelling with the title of the video saying Fat, Loud, and VERY Opinionated
The dune 3 poster with the navy seal copypasta “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.” Replacing the text
The dune 3 poster with the text replaced with “they call me doctor worm. Good morning how are you?”
Art of Optimus prime by Chris Stevens with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
The Warhammer 2nd Ed cardboard ork dreadnought over the business card from American psycho. Below it, Patrick Bateman says “oh, my god. It even has a WAAAGHtermark”
Warhammer 40k art by Dimitri Bielak. A nurgling jumping into a group of scared imperial guardsmen, ready to explode
Warhammer 40k art by Zachary Graves. A chaos warship exiting the warp over a planet
Warhammer 40k art by Dimitri Bielak. A nurgling jumping into a group of scared imperial guardsmen, ready to explode
A tweet from @laserboat999 saying “nice 400 lb squat bro she just let me kit cuz im goofy”