Madeley

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Nid doddynt, nid ydynt, nid ŷnt barawt. He/him/fe.

A Lego hammer.
A wargame table with a brightly coloured Tyranid army on it in front of a Tyranids 2nd Edition Codex book.
Me asleep in a chair with my feet up, with Callisto the world's most gorgeous black cat asleep on my chest.
Steven "Matt Berry" Toast saying "You can fuck that sky high."
Fulgrim from Warhammer saying "If I had a white van I would have the sickest decals, other white vans would quake to see me coming"
Thingy from the Star Wars where Palpatine somehow returned, but he's saying somehow the moth returned.
Voltron's head with the text "And I'll form the head."
Warhammer's Fulgrim, the text saying "Yes"
Classic panel from the comic Preacher where Jesse Custer asks a chinless white supremacist "Where the fuck is your chin?"
2nd Edition Codex Tyranids cover, with a monstrous Hive Tyrant in eye-wateringly garish colours the main focus.
2nd Edition Ultramarines Apothecary, all in white, from Warhammer 40,000.
Warhammer 40K Terminator Chaplain with a horse-skull helmet
Asmodai, the maddest of the Warhammer 40,000 skull-helmeted Chaplains, who are all pretty mad anyway.
A small 500 points Ultramarines force, painted in the vibrant colours of 2nd edition Warhammer.
G'Kar from Babylon 5 saying "Ooooh, yes."
Travis Bickle, film character, his Wikipedia entry noting First Appearance: Taxi Driver (1976), and then, utterly incomprehensibly, Last Appearance: Before Watchmen (2012)
Toast of London saying "you can fuck that sky high."
Seventh Doctor title card, title is "We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked." by Ben Aaronovitch
Eric Idle as a waiter in Monty Python saying "Well, fuck you."
Danny Dyer with a moustache
The "What A Fucking Record" Bluesky account reposting Super Furry Animals' album cover for Fuzzy Logic on the 30th anniversary.
Bane from Batman saying "We come here not as conquerors but as liberators."
The Penguin from Batman Returns driving a wheeled yellow duck.
John: Hey, Bush is now at 37% approval. I feel much less like Kevin McCarthy screaming in traffic. But I wonder what his base is -- Tyrone: 27%. John: ... you said that immmediately, and with some authority. Tyrone: Obama vs. Alan Keyes. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But 27% of the population of Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.
Nick Treharne's iconic photo from the day the Windsors opened the National Assembly for Wales, riding down Bute Street in their horse-drawn carriage but in the background graffitied across a wall the rallying cry of INDEPENDENT TROPICAL WALES.
BBC news extract. What would three nationalist first ministers mean for UK? Labour looks set to lose power in Wales for the first time in a century, says Professor John Tonge, head of Politics & Communication Studies at the University of Liverpool. "And of course there's a possibility that Plaid Cymru might be the largest party in Wales," he told BBC Breakfast. "If the SNP holds on to power in Scotland, as most people will assume, then you've got three nationalist first ministers across Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland. "The long term future of the UK may be in some jeopardy, but that's a lot further down the track."
Koenig as Bester in Babylon 5 saying "show a little gratitude."
Burger king logo generator reading And actually it's flamingos, tiny writing below it saying, of course.
Channel 4 racing oddbod John McCririck wearing a deerstalker, with his glasses on a chain.
Black cat on a bed looking off to one side. Don't let his handsomeness distract you from the fact he's a fucking dimwit.
Asmodai, the maddest of all the Warhammer 40,000 skull-helmeted Chaplains, who are all pretty mad anyway.
Comedian Ted Robbins holding a microphone, representing in this context the archetype of a besuited Northern stand-up of the old school.
Crudely drawn hands around the central block of the above picture.
Manic Street Preachers gig, huge backdrop reading "LIBRARIES GAVE US POWER"
The most gorgeous black cat you've ever seen on a tree stump.
ABHOR THE WITCH, DESTROY THE WITCH While this vow is in effect: VOW Once per battle, in your first Movement phase, if there are any enemy PSYKER units in your opponent's army, until the end of the phase, add 3" to the Move characteristic of models in this unit. Each time a model in this unit makes a melee attack against a PSYKER unit, re-roll a wound roll of 1. PASSION While an enemy PSYKER unit is within 18" of this unit, this unit cannot perform any actions.
Put simply, Wales is becoming less British. Younger voters, in particular, are turning their backs on a British national identity and identifying as either exclusively Welsh or, sometimes, eschewing national identity altogether. We know that those who feel Welsh but not British tend to be more left wing and socially liberal than those who feel both Welsh and British – excellent news for Plaid Cymru.
As per the post, on a blue plate.
The Red Dragon on the Welsh flag.
A completely plain artists' mannequin.
Frame from the new Spider-Man trailer that has him swinging with a crook held in one arm, a recreation of the cover of Amazing Fantasy 15.
Over a kilo of different cheeses.
A statue of a block of Caerffili cheese because my home town is collectively mental.
l've read the T&Cs. Nah, just kidding. I don't really care. But since I have to: Agreed. #yolo #businessasusual
Me in a black cowboy hat playing guitar and having the time of my life. My buddy is stood next to me also playing guitar.
The most gorgeous black cat ever to have existed sitting on me, caught mid-knead.
The bat-signal shining with the text "It's not just a signal"
Michael Birtwhistle, of the "SalfordMH" Bluesky account, posting "Love that it's your pfp! Looks a bit NSFW Sky, SO do update Us on your OnlyFans if it goes beyond Warhammer."
Black and white photo of mad old Welsh poet RS Thomas leaning out of a window looking absolutely furious.
The Ghoul from Fallout saying "That's the pokemon talking."
Lucy in Fallout saying "I'm still addicted to pokemon, what do I do?"
First page of Time Wars Part 3 where Fortress Maximus is inexplicably, and infamously, coloured orange and yellow and Rodimus Prime is in purple and sky blue.
The Hoff, incredibly, at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff in a Welsh rugby top.
Cat in a covered litter tray with a clear blue plastic door, paw pressed up against it, with the caption GOD SPEED MOON CAT.
Bluesky post about Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in some execrable Christian film called Night at the Museum of the Bible.
Spinal Tap clip "The authorities said, it's best left unsolved."
Map showing mid Wales, bordering Shropshire ("Eastern Powys"), with the parish of Madeley marked on it.
Homer Simpson saying "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
The most gorgeous black cat you've ever seen staring majestically up at the camera.