Steve Lambert

@madeofsquares.bsky.social

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Illustrator and digital product designer. Art, video games and food. And swearing, probably. https://madeofsquares.neocities.org/ He/him

Photo of label, it reads "watercress, baby"
A pen and ink illustration of Agatha Christie characters Hercule Poirot and Captain Hastings.
Photo of a man's hand. The hand is sticking a middle finger up at a Reform UK leaflet. The leaflet will be in the recycling bin 2 minutes after the photo was taken.
Pencil sketch of a man in a beanie hat looking down
Pencil drawing of a man sitting at a table glued to his phone
Pen and ink drawing of a woman. In profile, head and shoulders. I've drawn this in my ususal style, with some features exaggerated.
Photo of a book titled "The Perfect Sausage". Yes I am a child.
A bottle of Encona Carolina reaper sauce
Results screen for a face blindness test. I scored 70 out of 72, average is 54.44. Not too shabby!
Screen grab from Cyberpunk. Strips of light bleed through a blind, throwing stripes of light across the face of a woman. Her eyes emit an orange glow through the gloom, a sign she is connected to the net through cybernetic implants, her actions controlled via a distant third party. Keanu Reeves skulks in the background, leaning against a wall in a dark corner of the room.
An advert for Pac-Man depicting arcade machines
Photo of a wine label. The label reads "Morador malbec 2024"
Photo of a young girl protesting against genocide, surrounded by police. She is looking up as a police officer reading her rights. The young girl is infinitely braver than myself and has my full respect.
A really concerning my YouTube ad report, basically saying Israeli government propaganda saying that they're not starving Gaza isn't against their terms.
Info on the advert from YouTube: "Advertiser: Paid for by the Israeli Government Advertising Agency"
Screen grab of the final message in an absolute horseshit YouTube ad claiming "There is food in Gaza. Any other claim is a lie."
Photo of some bottles on a shelf in a Sainsbury's supermarket. The label reads: "white condiment"
Old exercise book cover
Focaccia dough in a baking tin, nearly ready for the oven. Someone is pouring olive oil over the top. Not too be confused with creepy billionaire Bryan Johnson's gross abs.
Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the hat from Doctor Sleep.
Photo of a coat hook attached to a door. Look, it reminds me of Lovecraftian golden child Cthulhu, okay?
Screen grab from Zelda Oracle of Seasons. A girl is saying to link: "can you shovel my walkway?"
One of the contestants in the current series of The Apprentice UK.
Photo of the sinks in an office bathroom. There is a storage tray with free to use depressants, soaps and sanitary products.
Screenshot from Cars 2 (2011), of the character Celine Dephare, notable because she has eyes in her headlights, unlike other characters in the Cars universe.
Ink illustration of a tractor pulling a trailer. Driving the tractor is a triceratops, a brachiosaurus and stegosaurus are riding in the trailer.
A plate seen in a charity shop. Someone has painted a cat's face on it. The cat looks like it has seen beyond the boundaries of time and space.
Photo of a bottle of ready to use screen wash. It is gingerbread flavour.
My Spotify wrapped thing for this year. Top artist Yeasayer, top song is Scarborough Fair by Simon and Garfunkel.
Photo of a sponge in a supermarket. The test on the packaging reads: "Scrub Daddy"
"the longest episode you listened to was 3 hours 46 minutes" the screen grab shows it was an episode of the computer game show, namely the game of the year show!
E1M1 map from the video game Doom
My hand, holding a small statue of Hindu deity Ganesh. The statue has spent some time at sea, the paint and extremities have been worn away. The pebbled surface of Shoreham beach fills the background.
Screengrab of a partially filled crossword. Highlighted is the 6 down clue: Twitter, 5 letters. The answer I've given in the crossword is "shite". Pretty sure that's correct!
Am Amazon listing photo for a USB switch. It shows the device plugged into a couple of computers. At the bottom of an list of sorted devices: keyboard, mouse, printer and a usb stick. But wait...
Simpson's character Mr Burns and his lawyers in the Simpson house doorway. Caption: "my lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and..."
A jar of marinated soft cheese in a fridge in a posh garden centre
Rock pools and sea water. The water is broken and foamy because of all the shit being pumped into it.
Homemade pizza. Spicy beef, nduja spicy sausage and red onion.
Nduja spicy sausage, ready to be torn onto a pizza
Screenshot of an email announcing that videogame Hades 2 is now in early access. WHOOP!
Homer's awful car design from "The Simpsons"
Abbey edited to show a happy woman settling organs to pay rent. Text: "You can live on one kidney, right?"
It's a screen grab of my phone lock screen, a zoomed in image of my face filled the entire image. My work here is done.
Screenshot of my muted words, showing multiple combinations to mute posts about the royal family.
It's the space ship Odyssey from the cartoon Ulysses 31. It's beautiful.
An arcology dwarfs the surrounding houses in SimCity 2000
Ink painting of Bamberg town hall, Germany