Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser

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An astonishing view of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and Dana - widely recognized "World's (and perhaps beyond) Best Genie" - in her super kitsune form. The duo of looming magic users stands purposefully above a towering cityscape in which the viewer appears to be helplessly immersed. Distinct, potent auras swirl and spiral in coordination with the mythical ploys of the transcendent giants, much to the uncertainty but presumed dismay of the residents of the unimpressive metropolis.
I desperately need hobbies.
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A vibrant portrayal of the infamous Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and the iconic Major “Toobs” Colonel. In the lowliest foreground of the canvas, the skyline of a stirring city directs the viewer’s gaze up toward the giant-sized, wizardly wah who dons a dark hoodie of mystical, robe-like proportion, across which is written “MY BF IS BIGGER.” As this rather blunt omen would have it, Toobs - a chunky polar bear dressed only in pink shorts - looms even more thoroughly above the stomping wah and the doomed metropolis alike, his paw dominating the sky as it readies to erase several city blocks at the least, and perhaps smother the smaller giant should the wah choose not to blink from the polar bear’s way.
A monochrome depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from within a sort of snowglobe land. In the foreground, a humble village and its inhabitants suffer the consequences of the corpulent mage tilting their land as a whole to its side as the mechanism containing it appears to rest in his palm. A myriad of tiny beasts tumble and fall toward the right side of the canvas, as do their carts, wares, and the second stories of cottages that clearly could have been built more sturdily. Beyond the reflection of their clear glass sky, the wizard watches their plight with a chubby, cheeky grin, while carefully balancing another jarred town in his other hand.
A haunting portrayal of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser, formerly regarded as Court Mage Bishop Dowser (who still exists somewhere down there, surely). The transcendent wah floats weightlessly amidst a sparkling cosmos, systems of stars swirling endlessly above his fingers. The lining of his generous cape and the brim of his wizardly hat glow with the vibrant fertility of a much more lively realm than that which surrounds him. His gaze is focused with decisive intent, perhaps as though his attention is fixed on a single being whom he silently encourages to follow his social media profile and propagate all of his well-polished content.
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A masterful painting of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as depicted from a bird's-eye view. The red panda, dressed in purple robes, lies carelessly across a vivid landscape compared to which he appears of giant proportions. His nap obstructs a number of rivers and roadways, and a single paw shifts the tides of the cool lake in which he immerses it. His boots are kicked aside; they protrude from a large forest as if it is but thick grass.
AH.
In an extravagant display, two wizards - both bearing bellies of greater girth than galaxies and hips heavier than black holes - stand amidst an extraordinary, impossible room. A vast and diverse landscape carpets the floor - its peaks and clouds not surpassing the ankles of the occupants - while the limitations of only the infinite cosmos seem to define the ceiling. The duo of boastfully obese mages - each dressed in robes and hats sewn from the very fabric of reality - center their focus around a world tree, atop which a scrying orb levitates. Mortals could only begin to speculate toward their purpose and doings in this place, but the shared enthusiasm of the duo compel one to believe that great and powerful magic is being conducted, perhaps to the arrangement and destiny of universes beyond.
An unassuming portrait of Court Mage Bishop Dowser.
An elaborate composition detailing with thorough notation those whom I would seek to destroy as well as the severity and urgency with which I would attempt to destroy them.
“Dowser’s improvement of the trend pertaining to one’s acknowledgement of desiring to step or be stepped on, eat or be eaten, and other such vulgar coordinations.” This title is backed by a chart which seems to imply that Dowser only sees community in terms of how painfully he wishes to make the destruction of all creatures.
A ravishing depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser juggling a number of globes within his magic. He now displays his cosmic wizarding attire, which appears to be sewn of the same fabric that comprises a clear night’s sky.
An electrifying depiction of Court Mage Bishop Dowser losing control of his magical output, resulting in a phenomenon called a "mana flare."
A dashing illustration of Court Mage Bishop Dowser reclining pleasantly against the face of a cliff, encompassed by the serene peace of nature. He appears to be engrossed in the contents of a magical tome, for his eyes glimmer with arcane potential.
A harrowing portrayal of a variety of tiny creatures (one speckled wolf, one deviled fox, one spectered car, and one wahhed mouse) miserably lapping at the paw and toe pads of the infamous Court Mage Bishop Dowser. The mage lounges upon the blanket of a bed, reading what must be a magically oriented tome, for his studies are as perpetual an endeavor as must be the service paid to paws by those of lesser size. In this moment, all is as it should be.
A vicious portrait of the ferocious Court Mage Bishop Dowser. Painted in rather surreal ambiguity, it could be interpreted that he intends to darken a solar system by clenching his jaws around its binding star.
A scandalous depiction of the vast and bountiful Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from beneath his commodious rump, where - trapped under the impossible weight of both it and the wizard’s mounding belly - a smothered kobold lies, his face wedged thoroughly between the soft but crushing cheeks.
I want to make you beg and sob.
A reinterpretation and thus alteration of the sentiments of a creature known as JOABALDWIN, or so one is led to believe.
A bountiful portrayal of what must be Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser, as dignified by his cheeky grin and bulbous gut. The cosmic authority stands proudly with the hang of his belly resting heavily upon the surface of a worldtable, clouds dispersing and mountains crumbling against the staggering imposition of his prominence.
A masterful depiction of the ravishing Court Mage Bishop Dowser enjoying a timely glass of red wine, the ramifications of which lead his scribe, Io (who presently is occupying the Court Mage's less-than-spacious stomach and cringing as wine pours atop his head), to have a particularly terrible time.
A ravishing depiction of the brilliantly acclaimed Court Mage Bishop Dowser, caught somewhere between mesmerization and fanaticism as he fires a variety of bright blue spells toward an unseen threat. Bolts of red mana ignite the sky surrounding him, presumably launched by the same ambiguous foe at whom the court mage strikes. Beneath the court mage - rooftops of cottages no higher than his knees - is a cozy village, apparently taking the brunt of the magical warfare.
A consolidation of questions and implications (presented in a trendy and contemporary manner) purposed to help introduce the most noble mage of all, yours truly. Written is as follows: What I don't entirely HATE about MAGIC - 1 LIKE = 1 BURDEN - 1. What is to become of the pitiful meek? 2 How many spiders do you eat daily? 3. Favorite spell!!! 4. What fear ye most? 5. Can you navigate he agony that is your life? 6. Is anything real? 7. Magical discipline? 8. Casting mechanism? 9. Existential purpose? 10. How can you be sure that you are you? 11. Tag the creature you HATE LEAST.
A stunning depiction of the highly esteemed Court Mage Bishop Dowser dressed in a lavish but arguably gaudy uniform that could resemble what a maid might wear in the context of various earths or otherwise cosmic domains. Around him lies a city where buildings are dwarfed by his high heals. As usual, he appears unhappy.
A hot and trendy depiction of the well-regarded Court Mage Bishop Dowser showing off his jam-stained chompers to a smaller creature in distress.
A wonderful depiction of the cherished and respected Court Mage Bishop Dowser squatting over a vast landscape, pondering the happenings of the fragile world below while cloud spiral around his enormity.
A courtly and handsome mage enticing a tiny creature to turn the page of a less-tiny book via what is to be perceived as mind control.
A picturesque depiction of a handsome, young mage inviting you to help him slice strawberries to be purposed toward a lovely summer salad for the picnic this afternoon.
A very powerful, handsome wizard seeks to evade perishing between the vast coils of a gross and mean rattlesnake
a dashing portrayal of the prestigious and highly-regarded court mage bishop dowser using highly illicit mind control magic in an attempt to force you to follow this profile and promote all of its content