Magick

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The Simple Jack of your Holiday Season Complete with morning yogurts.

Lettuce's album crush
Stelio Kontos
Comic: Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows. Vlad is impressed after impaling a 'mallow.
A reddit post about a pair of inmates that got pregnant despite being in separate cells.
Rachel Sennott cooking in a red and white bikini
A drawing where a guy is sitting in front of a gal and she wants him to jerk off in front of her to cure her unhappiness.
Me, as Wishbone, as Mr. Darcy
De Niro and Kilmer in Michael Mann's Heat
A classic recording from Dracula's personal collection of monsters peeing. "LISTENING TO THE WOLFMAN TAKE A PISS, AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS"
A Twitter post that shows a grape receiving the Substance
A split shot from the show, two human children with animal traits, one with deer antlers and another with a puppy snout.
The cover for 1998's Fallen
Two bowls of peanut shells. One empty shells, one full shells.
The guy who plays Sam in GoT, with Sophie Turner and Natalie Dormer. I have the schlubby dude labeled as "me" and the gals are the 2 moon wives.
Me & Haus
A John Cassaday cover for Astonishing X-Men where Kitty Pride is embracing Colossus
Phoebe Waller-Bridges and Andrew Scott in their star turns in Fleabag
Sofia Loren, looking gorgeous.
Roger Smith, of Big O fame, sitting alongside his brilliant companion, Dorothy.
A comic book page (Chew Vol. 6) of Toni Chu and Paneer laying in bed together. Chu looks sly, Panter looks ecstatic.
A black & white still of the Creature from the Black Lagoon
A still from No Country for Old Men, with Anton Chigurgh saying his catchphrase "Not in the sense that you mean."
A box of Crispix. Corn on one side, rice on the other.
The Juneteenth flag. A white star encircled in another jagged white shape upon a field of blue and red.
The cover art of Pavement's best albums Wowee Zowee
A cat looking deliriously relaxed in the jaw of it's friend, a pooch.
Darkseid yassified as a dominatrix, leading a sex-slave Superman by a chain.
Volcano, with lava. Because it's hot.
A tattoo on a woman's midriff depicting a gaping maw, with fangs and eyeballs. Kind of a horizontal vagina dentata. I dunno, I'm into it. I like that she could get away with some unnoticeable hair growth here too, but that's cause I'm a freak.
Kristen Stewart covered in some sort of clear goo from the film Love Lies Bleeding. (No shade, she looks oddly like her former Twilight star Robert Pattinson here.)
A Fendi Women's Pink Touch Of Fur Shawl. It looks . . . yonic.
EE Cumming's poem "Buffalo Bill's" can be found at https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47244/buffalo-bill-s
A Craigslist Missed Connections" that reads "I was the dad at Trader Joe's I was at Trader Joe's today with my 3 kids. The baby was grumpy and the big kids were asking for everything. You gave me a sympathetic and understanding look. I wish I got that kind of empathy from my wife. You were also beautiful with short hair and no bra I was stunned. "
Some Dudes in the film The Boys in the Boat. Carrying a canoe, like hosses.
How it feels to chew 5 gum
A rather yonic looking quince tart.
Ganesh. A more minimalist depiction of the usually grandiose god.
4 figures of a human host with progressively more advanced fungal encroachment. Hot.
2 cans of industrial strength ANTI-GOON.
A black and white shot of Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson in Robert Eggers' the Lighthouse
A tiger with a snappy haircut.
People taking selfish with a vertical imposition of testicles
Frankie Muniz, as Malcolm from the sitcom Malcolm in the Middle standing in front of a billboard of a woman. "I WANT RESPECT" is graffiti'd in front of her in a speech bubble.
The queen, Hong Chau, wearing all white & rocking a spicy bob in the Watchmen.
Mr. Hyde, from the 2003 film League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, looking disgusted and delivering his signature line: "No... Not the Whole Thing."
An early watercolor of a nice schnauzer, sitting on a brown couch.
The closing scene of "Across The Universe"
Japanese modern jazz act Casiopea's hit live album "Mint Jams"
Michael Shannon, bedraggled, carrying his daughter in Take Shelter (2011)
A probe examining the innards of a facehugger.
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber, dripping with sexual tension, as their respective characters Wolverine and Sabretooth. In X-Men, the film.
The cover of Todd Terje's 2014 classic LP "It's Album Time".
Shot from the Interpol music video "Lights". White liquid drizzling out of a woman's mouth on to her chin. Check that video out.