Majro

@majro.bsky.social

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I love girls. Sure wish I could be one.

A moment from Happy Wheels where a rocket engine is strapped to a grandpa's wheelchair who's about to hit a small child.
Spike. Artwork from New Super Mario Bros. Wii Taken from Super Mario Wiki.
Amy Rose presenting a self-made bracelet made out of shells to Sonic the Hedgehog as a gift. From the Sonic X episode "The Last Resort"/"Amy on the Beach" Image taken from the Sonic Wiki Zone
Mario standing from Mario Party Advance. Taken from: https://www.spriters-resource.com/game_boy_advance/mariopartyadv/asset/10875/
A victory screen of Nine, an alternate universe counterpart of Miles "Tails" Prower, in a black T-shirt with black shorts, red eyes and black hair with red streaks in it.
Noelle holiday by @ricospriteart, looking round and silly and stoopid.
A screenshot of a player in a Sonic Racing Crossworlds lobby using the Rival Sonic alternate skin on a hoverboard called an Extreme Gear.
A textbox of the character Prince Noyno, who looks near identical to Ralsei besides a stained scarf. They say, "Hey, first off, it's they-them, fuckface. Back off from my buddy."
A golden statue of the character Berdly from Deltarune, wearing crocs, a speedo, with muscles and most notably for a bird, nipples.
Jorkington.
Doom's infamous FIREBLU wall texture. Derived from a stone image, recolored in harsh blue and red colors. In-game it also pulsates those colors.
Pizzapants looking mentally unstable
Dr. Eggman depicted as a muscular brunette typing on a laptop. Art is by "khentart" on Twitter Dot Com. The original tweet no longer exists, only archived copies do. https://web.archive.org/web/20220313134746/https://twitter.com/khentart/status/1503004818239111176
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, also known as Eggman, from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, posing in an award ceremony at the Tokyo Olympics. Taken from "@egg-emperor" on Tumblr.com
A sentient broom creature with two black beady eyes, a red scarf around its handle, a necklace with a heart pendant and two stubby legs. Next to it is a QR code to use it in Freakyforms Deluxe for the Nintendo 3DS.
Deltarune Chapter 5's logo, sparkling in purple, blue and white colors. Taken from the official website.
A VGCats comic from 2007 showing a scene of Fox and Falco getting frisky while being entirely written using quotes from Star Fox 64/Lylat Wars. Eventually Wolf turns up, completely naked. The comic turns out to be entirely a dream of Aeris, one of the main characters from the web comic.
Godzilla with a machine gun strapped to its back clapping. Sourced from fanfictionimg.tumblr.com
Muppets of Peppy Hare, Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi from Star Fox in front of a pink background.
Sonic the Hedgehog as an aged up wrinkly bag of bones from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, episode "Musta Been a Beautiful Baby".
A video with a title "Evolution of Lab Assistant (All Versions) in Crash Bandicoot Games (1996 - 2025)" The thumbnail clearly shows year 2030.
A textbox of Amy Rose from Lego Dimensions' Sonic DLC world. "I tell ya, you get kidnapped by a robot doppelganger of your true love ONE TIME, and they treat you like a damsel for life! It's like they forgot the time I helped that birdie find its family! Or the time I broke Sonic out of prison! Or..."
Cream the Rabbit in a purple rocker drummer outfit.
Google definition of the word "deflower"
THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS' BROTHER BONANZA
Sonic the Hedgehog render from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR.
Screenshot from the game Shadow the Hedgehog, with Shadow wielding a Stop sign as a makeshift melee weapon.
An ending scene from the Nintendo DS game Star Fox Command showing one of its main characters, Krystal, turning evil. She seems to be in some kind of a brown bra top and brown pants with brown bracelets?
A scene from Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers, where Gromit is chasing Feathers McGraw on toy trains by extremely quickly building a train track.
A Tweet from "wint" AKA "dril" which reads: "turning a big dial taht [sic] says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
A panel from the Sonic X comic, issue 6. Knuckles the Echidna and Tikal the Echidna are fighting a horde of mind-controlled Dark Chao. Knuckles: Where did you learn to fight like that, Tikal? Tikal: I was taught by the tribe's elders, Knuckles. What about you? Knuckles: I studied the scrolls the tribe left behind when they vanished.
"Face texture from Mario Party 2" from the Super Mario Wiki
Dr. Eggman in a Mystery Man car.
A part of the prophecy from Deltarune's Chapter 4, showing a silhouette of Asgore with a small flower. The text reads: "THE FLOWER MAN, TRAPPED IN ASYLUM."
An oddly non-descriptive DVD cover of the movie Goat Story
An image of Rosie from Pokémon Battle Revolution, wearing a costume based on Roserade. This is specifically her western version where they gave her dark skin.
"Behold my floating masterpiece, the Egg Carrier!" -Dr. Eggman, Sonic Adventure, 1999 Sourced from The Sonic Wiki Zone, https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Egg_Carrier/Gallery
The original image that were to be used as Duke Nukem Forever's boxart. The text at the top and bottom reads: "I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT"
The character Dreamcast standing upright with one hand on her waist and the other with an open palm, holding up a miniature Game Gear. She is looking very unimpressed with one of her hands in her pocket.
Titlecard from Newer Super Mario Bros., a hack for the DS, showing the game's first tower, "Ropeblast Tower"
Uni facing off against Linda, the Underling, who is directly mocking her. Underling says "Haw haw! What are you going to do - Run five miles away and shoot me?" to which Uni almost responds positively before changing her mind, "Ye- No..." and thinking "How did she know?" Meanwhile, Nepgear is nervously watching it all unfold from afar.
A photo of Homer Simpson devouring a cake as Marge is watching in the background. As a result of the photo flash, Homer is shown with red eyes.
Heavy Weapons Guy wearing the Killing Gloves of Boxing, Coupe D'isaster, Mustachioed Mann and the Tuxxy. The intent is to resemble Dudley from the Street Fighter series.
It's a giant pill. It's used for the "Features" button of a website.
A worm from Worms 3D standing in front of an enormous bottle on grassy terrain, holding a walkie talkie used by the Air Strike weapon. Its name plate reads "Ballsack."
Sonic the Hedgehog in Mad Gear Zone, launching off a steam vent. There's a Bubbles badnik in front of him and his Homing Attack reticle is aimed towards two monitors under the badnik.
Track Selection menu in Team Sonic Racing. The highlighted tracks are shown to take place in "Sandopolis."
Shadow the Hedgehog from his first appearance in Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story, holding a jar of Nescafé instead of a Chaos Emerald. "It all starts with this... A coffee containing the ultimate flavor..." he says. To the right of him is a slogan of "Enjoy a cup, before the Chaos." with "Make your morning moment with a full, bold coffee flavor made from our signature roast." in smaller text underneath. And at the very bottom right sits Nescafé's own logo, with its tagline "It all starts with a Nescafé"
A drawing of Puyo Puyo's Carbuncle with Garfield's Jon Arbuckle's face, with a combination of their names spelling out "Jon Carbuncle" next to him