Metric Foxton

@makemea.mom

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Howdy critters, I’m Metric! She/her, 🦊, dragon & hyena enjoyer, artist 💍->@archai.bsky.social 🍆💦🍑-> @meander.bsky.social FA -> https://www.furaffinity.net/user/metricfoxton/ TG Channel -> https://t.me/metricart

"I'm in this photo and I don't like it"

Metric and her mom hugging on the couch, both faces smiling tight in bliss

A sticker of metric looking at the viewer

Dark souls Humanity Restored title, but it says "Toilet Fixed"

Metric in the middle of a bunch of things she loves about Oakland

A black and white picture of Princess Mufferton Wufferton Cat Made Of Flufferton, First of her name, Long May She Reign.

Its always sunny in Philadelphia title card:
"The gang violates the trans prime directive"

The title card from the hit show How Its Made, but this episode is about Hyenas

My tortoiseshell cat, Muffin, rolling around and chewing on a rainbow nip toy

"Well, at least he got to watch"

Panel one: Toast sweating over which diaper to wear
Panel two: Toast looking cool and confident wearing 2 diaps. One on his hips, the other on his head

Telegram convo of @foxes.ceo commenting that they need more coyote art. I reply with a crudely drawn dog thing made entirely of triangles

You wank off to my artwork?? Which one!!?

A tortoiseshell cat sitting in a leather beanbag chair with a soft sheep skin on it, looking comfy

Blissful

A crop of the above skeet showing 69 reposts

two panel comic.

First panel: Christmas as a kit.
It shows a young Metric holding a package of socks labeled "extra boring." Her face is distorted in a sneer. "Socks?! Really, dad?" She says

Second panel: Christmas now
An older Metric is holding up too long pink and white striped programmer socks. She is absolutely beaming! "SOCKS!! Thank you, daddy!"

Metric looking shocked and horrified that reindeer antlers are growing out of her head

A microsoft login page infinitely refreshing

My tortoiseshell cat, Muffin! She’s stretched out in what looks like a yoga pose, but she’s napping

A brown six-limbed feral weasel is draped peacefully around the neck and shoulders of an ash colored cat. The cat has four eyes, dark hair, and a giant collar with a bell.
The cat nuzzles the weasel with a cheek and is staring lovingly at them