make up a guy

@makeupaguy.bsky.social

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guy who makes up guys ♡ please send submissions in DMs ♡ I don’t do promotions ♡ this account is run by one of the admins of the original twitter account ♡

the biblically accurate bisexual, a man wearing multiple bi flags of different sizes, along with a suit of the same colors
Malcolm in the Middle
Discord message that says “Guy who make entire game hide gay parents”
Photo of David Schwimmer smiling and pointing behind himself with his thumb
This user has also played as: playboy farti Eugene Worgenshmecker Kristopher McDonald’s zavey >w< eminem fluffernutter cute submissive underage e-girl jKatsuki Eminem Kendrick Lamar
Curry boiling in a pot
A screenshot of Pokémon Yellow for the Game Boy. The enemy is a level 22 Doduo with medium health. The player has a yellow, black, and orange glitch Pokémon named 999999 9. On the bottom of the screen there is text that says “Enemy DODUO’s” followed by some glitch characters, which are then followed by “fell!”
Gameplay of a half-life 2 mod where an NPC is walking and repeatedly saying “This is bullshit.”
mug with the colors of the trans flag on it
A Facebook marketplace listing with a Lego minifigure of Emmet from The Lego Movie as the thumbnail. The price for it is $9,999,999 The title of the listing starts with the word “Wanted” before being cut off.
someone scratching under the chin of an alligator
a large plastic bag with two plastic skeletons inside of it
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Domino’s Tracker: Your delivery expert, Anthony, left the store and is 722 minutes away!
A bathroom sign that has a symbol of a person on it. The left half of the person has a dress, but the right half does not. The sign says “Whichever”
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screensots. that's literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS, JACKASS? somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
Two mannequins are on a stand on a clothing store. The one on the left, named Chet, is wearing a blue button up shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes. The one on the right, named Ken, is wearing beige pants, a white shirt, black shoes, and has a hoodie tied around his torso
A bald smiling Lego mini figure wearing blue pants and a long-sleeve red shirt.
a brown penguin from club penguin using a yellow fish to catch an even bigger red fish. the penguin is on his back, having successfully caught the giant fish, with it cracking through the ice fishing hole. a can of worms next to the penguin has also been knocked over.
A clip from the ending of Half-Life. The sliding door of a train opens to reveal a green portal outside and G-Man says “Time to choose.”
If you had to poop in the shower, would you: 1. Poop into your hand and throw it into the toilet, or, 2. Poop into the drain and wafflestomp it down.
A photo of an extremely small black plastic shoe
Photo of a screaming Budgett Frog
A photo of the budgett frog, a large wide-mouthed frog. He has a very wide smile.
“Days until Pics Leaked: 18. Steal Kaneshiro’s Heart”
A bottle of acetone
Photo of a cat captioned with “ah! so sorry!”
Photo of “Weird Al” Yankovic
A photo of a display at Walmart with batteries stocked with in it. There is text on top of one of the sides that says “Battery Center.” In the center on the very top is a large fake Duracell battery used for display.”
Photo of the Sam Walton AI hologram, located in the Walmart Museum.
homestuck guy who will yuri post
Photo of the makeupaguy profile picture, which is a guy giving a thumbs up. "Guy who" "Bottom Text"
Image of a milk carton with a green cap, containing green milk.
Tweet from the GameStop Twitter account. “An update from Nintendo. Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the US will not start April 9th, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged. GameStop will continue to work closely with Nintendo and provide updates as soon as more information becomes available. Stay tuned for further details. Learn more about the Nintendo Switch 2 at gamestop.com/switch2
Screenshot of the player card of a Club Penguin mascot "Jet Pack Guy" taken on Club Penguin Journey. He is missing his jet pack and is just named "Guy" as part of the ongoing April Fools update.
Screenshot of a file transfer process on a computer. The loading bar is going to the left instead of the right and has gotten so long that it has gone off-screen.
A bookshelf with various items on it including video games, consoles, posters, controllers, etc. There is an Aisle A2 sign from Walmart on top of it.
Screenshot of the Walmart app, showing the page for chocolate marshmallow eggs, which have a price of $1.24.
There are two books on a shelf written by Doctor Seuss. The first one is called “It’s Not Easy Being a Bunny,” while the second one is called “It’s better being a bunny.”
Screenshot of a Twitter thread posted by makeupaguy. “Guy who prefers to eat glue sticks over regular glue because they like the chewy texture and glue sticks taste sweeter.” The account replies with “This guy was made from personal experience. Sincerely, Glue Eating Admin” There are two more replies from makeupaguy, posted by another admin on the account. The first reply says “What the Fuck.” The second reply says “guy who had a really really good guy in mind but completely forgot upon being hit with glue eating admin”
stock image of a man looking at his father/grandfather, with one arm around him. the grandfather is using a walker to move
There is a YouTube video titled “ASMR Club Penguin.” The thumbnail shows a penguin in-game saying “I’m just a fool.”
stock photo of a guy grilling burgers and hot dogs on a grill. the guy is giving a thumbs up.