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@makrellsky.bsky.social

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De/dem/hin They/them Aspiring entity Big into personal growth and being an absolute sucker

A picture of me in a crowded backyard carrying a large stack of 13 empty pitchers as well as a bunch of plastic cups, a beer bottle and wine glasses, all in my right hand. I’m placing a 14th pitcher on top of the stack with my left hand as I’m moving between people. I’m wearing a black skirt and top and I look cool doing it.
Screenshot of two tumblr posts by user persianmom: “btw I am doing it afraid” Second post is edited from “btw I did it afraid and was rewarded beautifully” to “btw I did it afraid and it went well but I’m still waiting for it to go horribly wrong and possibly kill me”
En svart katt står på bakbeina og lener seg på en balkongdør. Vi ser bakhodet hennes der hun ser ut gjennom vinduet på en due som sitter på rekkverket utenfor. Den ene forpoten har klørne ute mens hun veiver med den, som om hun prøver å gripe etter dua.
Screenshot from youraislopbores.me prompt: “how to spell scuirl” “ai” responded: “1. get your hands on some spell components 2. get your hands on a squirrel 3. draw ritual circle in blood 4. cast spell and summon demon into squirrel b”
Image showing a red swallow-tailed flag with a B next to it and the text “I AM CARRYING DANGEROUS GOODS” under it (The image is a crop of the photo in the quoted post, which shows a book page with the International Code of Signals, a maritime flag signalling system)
Bilde/meme av en ung poserende Keanu Reeves med teksten “they should invent a way out that isn’t through”
Me, taking a mirror selfie in a dimly lit room, my head tilted to one side so my face is halfway behind my phone and the light from above hits my neck and shoulder, casting dramatic shadows. I’m wearing a black cropped halter top and black cargo pants with chains around my waist and ripped fishnet tights turned into sleeves. I’m wearing another chain around my neck as well as a pearl necklace, and my hair is short and platinum blonde.
Two black cats are sitting on a round, wooden table. They both have a small white spot on their chest. The one on the left is sitting towards the camera with her front paws on the edge of the table, looking off to the side like she might jump off. The cat on the right is sitting elegantly in profile with her head turned to look directly up into the camera. Her tail swoops around so the tip touches her front paws.
Utsnitt fra Aftenposten: “2. Regjeringen fjerner kravet om gjennomforing av spräkopplæring for utenlandske stipendiater og postdoktorer. De vil heller prioritere andre virkemidler for à sikre norsk fagspräk og forberede kandidatene pà det norske arbeidslivet. Endringen trer i kraft umiddelbart.”
@skullmandible.bsky.social: two absolute rules: 1) if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to eat out 2) if you can’t do a thing without using AI you can’t do it @skullmandible.bsky.social: “actually, tipping isn’t as common in my country” your country blows. be the change. dipshit
Meme photo of a horse standing on a beach, looking at the ocean, seemingly reflecting on life. The picture is distorted and blurry, slightly squished horisontally with parts of the sky blown out white.
(2) Fortrinnsretten gjelder også arbeidstaker som er midlertidig ansatt og som på grunn av virksomhetens forhold ikke får fortsatt ansettelse. Dette gjelder likevel ikke arbeidstaker som er midlertidig ansatt i vikariat etter § 14-9 andre ledd bokstav b. Fortrinnsretten gjelder dessuten for arbeidstaker som har akseptert tilbud om redusert stilling i stedet for oppsigelse.
Bilde av en stor kopp med trykk i tegneseriestil. Karakterene er en høne og en hane som går sammen på tunet, trillende på en barnevogn med et gigantisk egg i seg. De smiler, og hanen har en vinge rundt skuldrene til høna, som holder barnevognen. I bakgrunnen ser man to «normale» høner som ser litt forvirret på. Alle fuglene er hvite, og stilen ligner litt på tegneserien Hakke Hakkespett.
Screenshot of “sexual identity generator” showing the result “survivalist clown”
Movie poster for “You hurt my feelings”. The poster shows two middle-aged people (actors Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tobias Menzies) sitting next to each other in an off-white couch, looking at each other with slight worry and confusion. They appear to be sitting in a nicely designed living room, taking up the lower half of the poster. The title fills most of the upper half with big white letters, but at the very top is a quote from The Playlist: “A masterpiece. Smart, warm, and very, very funny.” Below the title it says “written and directed by Nicole Holofcener”
Det står med stor tekst «Lunch club, Sunday, march 2nd, 4pm, Folk». Nederst i bildet er det tegnet en trøtt og gjespende kråke med en teddybjørn i armkroken.
Nederst i bildet er det tegnet en trøtt og gjespende kråke med en teddybjørn i armkroken. Over i stor tekst står det «lunch club, Sunday, march 3rd, 4pm, Folk
Conversation between a man and his brain
Picture of Kirby, the Nintendo character, who is round and pink and cute, but has an angry facial expression. The caption says “You made Kirby angry, apologize.”
A black cat is lying next to me on the couch, halfway curled up on her left side, but revealing her belly for cuddles. She’s enjoying some belly rubs from my left hand, with her eyes closed and happy face. Her right back paw is curled up while her right back leg is stretched all the way up so you can see her little toe beans next to her face. Her front paws are hanging in the air, and you can see a little bit of white on her chest, as well as on her belly. She’s on top of a yellow blanket and a fuzzy gray one, both covering my lap that she is leaning against. In the top right corner you can see the floor with a turquoise rug and the legs of some furniture.
Svart katt ligger å slapper av med øynene lukket oppå en dyne. Hun ligger med det ene bakbeinet i været sånn at man kan se hele magen hennes, der hun har mindre pels.
Plakat med bilde av en vakker gullfarget bolle, et tesett og kopper og skåler i farget glasur. Teksten sier «Keramikk salgsutstilling Olav R. Thelle Mangelsgården, Storgata 36H 14.-18. august Åpningstider (..) Lørdag 17/8 10:00-18:00 Søndag 18/8 10:00-17:00»
Picture of a black cat curled up on a mustard yellow ottoman. She has a small white spot on her chest, and is lying with her eyes closed and her front paws curled up in front of her. She is the most beautiful princess you’ve ever seen.
An all black cat is lying on a peach coloured couch, curled up all the way so that her head is upside down, her nose is touching her knee and her forehead is resting on her tail. She makes a very round, or rather oval outline, except for the ears that stick out. Behind her is her identical sister, loafing, and a black backpack.
En lys stue med et stort vindu på venstre hånd og en dobbel balkongdør i bakgrunnen. Sola skinner inn og treffer en grønn sofa under vinduet og en haug med planter og en støvrosa sofa foran balkongdøra. På gulvet er er stort fargerikt teppe men en gul puff. To svarte katter slapper av på teppet og på den rosa sofaen. På venstre side i forgrunnen er et kloretårn.
Meme of the Simpsons bus driver edited to say “Don’t make me tap the [tattoo]” In the next frame he is pointing to a picture of a small tattoo I have on the left side of my rib cage that reads “two hearts, no brain”
A big, bright green frog wearing an orange cowboy hat. Above it in bold letters it says “I simply do not vibe with the law.”
Mirror selfie of me in a dark room except for a light source above me to the left, which hits my shoulder, neck and cheek, creating a dramatic effect. I’m tilting my head slightly so half my face is behind my phone. I have bleached white hair, short on the sides and slightly longer on top. I’m wearing a black halter crop top with a dipper in front, fishnet tights on my arms and upper body, and black cargo pants. Around my neck is a chain and a chunky pearl necklace, and my pants have a metal ringed belt and several chains and hardware draped on it. In other words I look hot af.
Dolores O’Riordan, vokalist i The Cranberries
Meme picture of Gordon Ramsay on Hell’s Kitchen with the caption “Finally, some good fucking news”
Screenshot of three tweets by user Shail drunk cig save me.. drunk cigarette save me drunk cig The screenshot is posted by @bobbylikesbeers and modified to say drunk cig instead of the original text
Meme picture of an old man in a red sweater, shrugging with his hands out and palms pointing upwards. He has white hair and beard, with a confused look on his face. The caption says “guess I’ll die”
En rød løpeseddel ligger på et Palestinsk flagg. Øverst på løpeseddelen står det «Palestina» med store bokstaver i svart, hvitt og grønt. Undertittelen er «Okkupasjonen og apartheid må opphøre» I midten på vestre side står: «Bli med å legge press på Stortinget. Vi krever at Norge: 1. Anerkjenner Palestina. 2. Blir med i FNs apartheidkonvensjon. 3. Støtter gjenoppretting av FNs apartheidkomite. 4. Forbyr varer fra okkupert grunn.» Til høyre står en QR-kode som leder til underskriftskampanjen (samme link som i tweeten). Nederst på løpeseddelen står det «Underskriftskampanje» med logoen til Palestinakomiteen i Oslo ved siden av.
A Jack Russell terrier sits underneath a coffee table. She is a small dog, short haired and mostly white, but with brown fur, darkest on her ears, and lighter around her eyes and halfway down the nose on her left side. Her eyebrows have longer, rougher white fur, and she also has a scruffy muzzle, while her nose and eyelids are completely black. She is looking intensely up at the camera, with her ears perked, but flopped over into little triangles. She is sitting on a speckled, golden brown carpet, her hind legs splayed out in a puppy sit, with her right leg near her right front paw, and her left leg between both front paws.
Screenshot of Bluesky home page with thread of three posts by OP (me), where all posts are visible, and are connected by a thin line between the OP profile picture in each post.
Screenshot of an instagram post by “lalocadelosjatos”. The photo is a close up of my pale right hand with a fresh, all black tattoo. My hand is resting at my side, palm facing away from the camera, and fingers pointing downwards. The natural focus of the tattoo is an all black circle, about 2 cm in diameter, placed to the right, below my wrist and towards my thumb joint. Around it, with a distance of about 1/2 cm, extends tangents of uneven black lines, spreading out like a fan and covering the rest of my hand. The lines also reach out to my first knuckle on my index, middle and ring finger, and at the end of the fan, up over the left side of my wrist. Towards the left side of my hand is also two overlapping half circles and a drop shape, imitating the stains left by a coffee cup. These are shaded in with softer strokes. The caption of the post is in Spanish; “Mano con uno de mis diseños disponibles para Sky, muchas gracias por la confianza 🥰”
Edited screenshot of a tweet: SHE DIDNT GHOST ME [HER MOM JUST RAN AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL] LETS G00000000
“Sorry i havent been posting ive been being hot and important. U get it. Few do
Bilde av en Lhasa apso, en liten, langhåret hund tatt på en hundeutstilling. Pelsen går helt ned til gulvet, øynene er skjult og bare nesa og tinga stikker ut. Hunden ser ut som en kremfarget mopp.
To papirskilt som sier «WC» med store bokstaver. Det ene står det også «med beholder for sanitetsprodukter. With bin for sanitary products» på.
Redigert skjermbilde fra Twitter: People will always be like [«Jeg er på en blokkliste»] man I pressed two buttons to get rid of a [kaffeskåler] and I’ll do it again Block anyone who gives you even a kindly weird vibe, who cares
Screenshot from twitter. Elon Musk tweets “Block is going to be deleted as a ‘feature’ except for DMs”. Jack Dorsey replies “💯. mute only.”