Malachite

@malachite.bsky.social

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NSFW. Alt account for thirsting over all the hot bears here. Trekkie. Occasional cigar smoker, looner. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🐻

Bearded dude smoking a cigar & exhaling on a well-lit street. Cigar has about 1.5" ash.
Me with hat & mirrored shades smoking a Nub Maduro
Shirtless bearded man with hat and sunglasses blows up white printed balloon until it pops.
Bearded man with hat and sunglasses smoking a cigar with about an inch of ash.
Rotund guy wearing only briefs, "Hakuna Matata" hat, and blue mirrored sunglasses blowing to pop 4 3" neon water bomb balloons, 2, 4" grenade water baloons, and 3 5" balloons.
Headline reading "Fat Bear Week is coming. Prepare to binge on bear cams."
A complete "Looner Meter" chart with several scales to indicate a looner's preferences. Each scale has 9 boxes; I have indicated them with numbers 1-9, left to right, for convenience, but numbers do not appear on the actual image. 8 on the scale of Non-Popper (1) - Semi-Popper (5) - Popper (9) 1-8 all marked on the scale of Small (1) - Medium (5) - Large (9) 5 on the scale of Water (1) - Air (5) - Helium (9) 9 on the scale of Underinflated (1) - Just Right (5) - Overinflated (9) 1 on the scale of Mouth Inflation (1) - Both (5) - Pump Inflated (9) 4 on the scale of Round Shapes (1) - Both (5) - Unique Shapes (9) 7 on the scale of Opaque (1) - Both (5) - Transparent (9) 7 on the scale of No Prints (1) - Both (5) - Printed (9) 7 on the scale of Oxidized (1) - Both (5) - Fresh (9) 8 on the scale of No Neck (1) - Regular Neck (5) - Long Neck (9) 7 on the scale of Nozzle Tied (1) - Both - Clips (9) 8 on the scale of Strong Emotional Attachment (you love balloons like they're alive) (1) - (you ust see them as toys) Low Emotional Attachment (9)
Mustachioed and bearded lips smoking a cigar, with ~3/4" ash.