Malachy

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A screenshot from instagam of 3 skydivers in freefall. With a caption "skydivingcrotchdickers I LOVE SLO-MO videos!! CONGRATS to Heather"
slow-mo of 3 skydivers in colorful jumpsuits. The woman in the orange helmet very intentionally moves in and grabs the crotch of the man in hte lime green helmet and jumpsuit.
A greenworks electric bike.
A woman in a purple/orange/blue jumpsuit, pink shoes, and wearing a parachute and orange helmet is prepared to go for a skydive.
A red Quarter Horse with a white star on her forehead stands in the way of an orange tractor with a large bale spear. The Very Smart horse decides to pick her nose instead of getting out of the way
Green and red aurora borealis above a snow covered road and field
A copic sketch of Gir holding a taco a speech bubble says "to malachy!" And another says "TACOS!" It is signed Rikki Simmons Gir!
Ad copy for mountain dew and trolli sour brite crawlers. A disturbingly red-orange bottle of mountain dew and a green bag of trolli gummies lies on a bed of gummy worms
Screenshot of Boogie skydiving logging app it says "Summary 2025 - 86 skydives Formation Skydive - 47 Hop-n-Pop - 30 High Pull - 7 Water Landing - 1 Night - 1"
A skydiver with a bright green parachute comes in for a landing onto a snowy field.
A tabby cat energetically rolling and sliding and purring on a cat tree.
Graphic in the style of Zohran's campaign slogan: "ALL UR BASE FOR GREAT JUSTICE"
A graphic in the style of Zohran's campaign logo that reads "ASS2ASS FOR NEW YORK CITY"
A white guy wearing a skeleton onesie halloween costume, black and white converse shoes, skeleton gloves and lime green helmet. His visor is up and he's smiling. He is holding a lime green parachute and lines in one hand and giving a shacka with the other.
A video of skydivers leaving from the strut of a small plane (A Cessna 205) trying and mostly succeeding in exiting connected together. 2 pairs separate, spun around and then get back together before quickly breaking away.
a screenshot from wikipedia entry for the Harlem Globetrotters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters) listing honorary members. it reads Honorary members Ten people have been officially named as honorary members of the team:[48] Henry Kissinger (1976) Bob Hope (1977) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989) Whoopi Goldberg (1990) Nelson Mandela (1996) Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1999) Pope John Paul II (2000) – Press agent Lee Solters arranged a ceremony orchestrated in front of a crowd of 50,000 in Saint Peter's Square in which the Pope was recognized as an honorary Globetrotter.[49] Jesse Jackson (2001) Pope Francis (2015)[50] Robin Roberts (2015)[51]
A woman with brown hair is standing in front of an open kitchen window and is holding up a carrot. A brown paint horse with a lightning bolt star is giving puppy dog eyes from just outside the window
A 4 second clip of skydivers above a large lake and green fields. At the bottom of the frame there is an idiot in bright green tumbling away. He flips a few times before moving out of frame.
The corner of a back hatch of a red Toyota Prius Prime car with the model name badge and a shiny Autobots decal placed under it.
a very fuzzy, dark photo taken late at night. A yellow dog walks among a crowd while wearing a blue and green glow stick necklace.
A Facebook post by Essex County, NY Health page with an attached photo of a giant inflatable colon large enough for people to walk in the text reads: "Come explore the Polyp Palace! We're so excited to have this incredible, educational experience at the Essex County Fair, thanks to a generous loan from our friends at Warren County Public Health! Step inside this giant, inflatable colon to see what a healthy colon looks like, as well as various diseases that can affect it, including colorectal cancer. Did you know that colorectal cancer is the second most common cancer among adults in Essex County? It's a fun and memorable way to learn about the importance of colon health and cancer prevention! Bring the whole family and come visit us at the Essex County Fair! "
Interior of a vertical wind tunnel. A person in an eye burning green jumpsuit is floating in the air while am instructor in a red jumpsuit has his hands on his chest in an amusing groping position.
A horse's butt covered in a blue fly sheet. Well mostly covered as she's ripped a huge hole into the side already. Also notable obvious (poor) attempts were made to sew up another hole in top.
3 skydivers jumping out of a very small plane together.
The tracks from a 2022 Toyota Prius that made it all the way up my steep unplowed driveway. You can see where the undercarriage dragged along.
A parachutist (me!) landing into a lake
The rear end of a 2017-2022 Toyota Prius Prime. The rear glass is curved on the middle giving the appearance that the cat has butt cheeks.
A gray cat loafs on a blue outdoor day bed with a rainbow crochet afghan under a screened in gazebo. Rain can be heard falling in the metal roof above. Outside is a dense forest.
A comically large 150 quart Coleman cooler. It is full of frozen meat, 1 quart of half-and-half and a 12-pack of Hard Mtn Dew Baja Blast Mix.
A video of a guy in a plaid bathrobe carrying a squirmy gray and white cat.
a blue tshirt with the words "ALL OF MY SELF DOUBT IS ON DISPLAY" with a poorly drawn horse above it.
2 quarter horses, 1 mostly bay with a white star on her forehead, another with a black mane and tail with a white blaze on her nose. They are jazzed up for a rain storm. They are bumping into each other and then they run out into the field together to hop and buck and fart for a short time before returning to the barn.
A black mustang tied up to a horse trailer. He has a star on his forehead in the shape of Texas and he's sticking his tongue out. Horse blep ftw
A screenshot of Samsung Health sleep tracking "sleep time > 13h 38m 2:17am - 10:43am 11:17am - 12:46pm 1:11pm - 4:54pm Actual sleep time 13 h 1 m
Deer jumping through very deep snow. A capture from a trail camera dated 2/22/2025 at 8:37AM
a silver Toyota Tundra pickup truck covered in a lot of snow. Photo was taken Friday 2/14/25
A view from inside of a skydiving plane, the door is open with views of the Atlantic coast of FL.
2 guys being guys in a wind tunnel. The student is floating at head level wearing a black jumpsuit and green helmet. The instructor is standing upright in a red jumpsuit and black helmet. The instructor is demonstrating a skill but the camera angle makes it look like a jerkoff gesture.
a blurry photo of an uncoordinated group of arms and legs inside a wind tunnel. An instructor is crouched down trying to help.
A camera feed from a horse barn. 1 horse is munching on a hay bale while another walks out into a snowy field. Her back is covered in snow already but she flops onto the fresh snow and rolls around enthusiastically
a game camera video of a snowy forest. There is a deer catching snow on it's tongue and walks away. A few seconds later a very sneaky deer chases after it.
Screenshot of a website listing for skydive centers: Vermont Skydiving Adventures’s Address Address: Ass-Pirin Acres (VT11) 4369 VT Route 17 W Addison, Vermont 05491-9229 Country: United States Neighborhood: North America DZs Postal code / ZIP: 05491-9229
A screenshot from the Newgrounds BBS Awards announcement game featuring the Worst Moderator award. The winner is me, Malachy. 2nd place TomFulp, 3rd place Orbitz and 4th place TurkeyOnAStick.
A computer monitor that's broken af. As if SOMEBODY bit the top edge of the screen.
A photo of a snowblower next to a very deep snow drift.
a selection of miniature motorcycles made for off-roading.
Saddam Hussain meme with LuznoLindo covering Saddams name
A photo from inside of a horse barn looking out at an open door to a winter wonderland with trees laden with fresh snow. A horse looks suspiciously in from the edge of the door. Another horse in a purple halter is in the foreground looking out at her from a horse stall.
A tabby cat on top of a cat tower looking down at the camera
A video from a trail camera in a forest. There is a small weasel hopping around in the underbrush looking for a snack.
a large black Chutingstar skydiving gear bag with a Newgrounds tank patch in the center, a Mindchamber patch in the lower left and on top of it is a log book with an angry face sticker on it.
An airport runway with blue skies above. There's some snow on the ground
A human wearing a bright blue tshirt with a badly drawn horse and the words "ALL OF MY SELF DOUBT IS ON DISPLAY"
A tabby cat with a mix of gray, orange, black and white fur. She's looking into the camera with big jade colored eyes.
A tabby cat on a cat tower going to town on her crotch.
A tabby cat staring down at the camera with a judgemental expression
A tabby car sleeping on a fuzzy blanket
A skydiving container. it is black, gray and green.
a bay colored horse with a white star on her forehead. She is stuck among the branches of a large downed tree.