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Seth Jarvis luxuriates in a pile of red confetti as he celebrates this Stanley Cup championship, splayed on the ice with his bros like they're floating in a pool of rose petals. A joyful display of friendship.
Screenshot: "Pick topics you're not interested in". Mitch Marner is selected.
A pic from a shoe ad: a man is seeing walking along a stoney creek wearing shoes and tan pants. The image cuts off just above his bare waist, but somjow his smiling head is sticking right out of where his naval would be
An absurdly cute reddish brown puppy belly up like a little sweet baby angel oh and Steve I guess is in the pic too
YouTuber Steve Dangle cradling a small, calm puppy that is the colour of cinnamon and is so cute it looks like a muppet baby
NHL draft lottery simulator has the Leafs picking first overall, 2 is Vancouver 3 is Chicago. Florida is 7th
"While some publications fared much worse than others, none of them are thriving. Mashable fared the best, losing a grim 30 percent of its web traffic between its peak and January 2026. That’s a lot, but it’s nothing compared to Wired, which lost 62 percent of its traffic, or the cluster of outlets including HowToGeek, The Verge, and ZDNet, which each lost over 85 percent of their web traffic over the two year period."
Conor Storrie and Hudson Williams on the set of SNL, next to the band Mumford & Sons wearing Olympic gold medals
Steve Dangle ranting righteously against Trump and the Leafs and Send captains who went to the White House to shake hands with a man who basically threatened their respective fanbases
From and including: Friday, 20 July 2007 To and including: Friday, 13 March 2020 Result: 4621 days It is 4621 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 12 years, 7 months, 23 days including the end date. Or 151 months, 23 days including the end date.
But four legal experts who reviewed the documents for CNN said they largely describe nonviolent civil disobedience tactics practiced at American protests for generations – far from the sinister depiction of extremism and domestic terrorism portrayed by Trump administration officials like Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Vice President JD Vance.
A sceeenshot of the top trending topics from my Bluesky app. Number one Epstein, number two Bill Clinton, number 3 Elise Stefanik, number four Mitt Romney, number five Seahawks
A billboard for Forty Creek brand whiskey says: "Made in Niagara. The Good side."
Raygan Kirk, goaltender is the Toronto Sceptres, hangs out by the bench during warm ups, and gives little kids fist bumps while the team skates behind her
Quote At the same time, the government is pushing for the development of carbon capture and storage technologies, as well as enhanced methane regulations. It is also affirming its commitment to the industrial carbon tax, calling it a policy "that delivers more emissions reductions than any other Unquote
Wikipedia: "Vladimir Guerrero Ramos Jr is a Canadian-Dominican professional baseball first baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays of Major League Baseball and father of the New York Yankees."
Lyrics on Spotify: "Hell Satan, Archanhelo. Hell Satan, welcome Year Zero, pause, Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer"
Lyrics on the Spotify app: "If you choose to run away with me, I will tickle you internally, and I see nothing wrong with that." I must stress this song has nearly one billion streams on Spotify
The front man of the band Ghost on stage. He has white and black face paint and is wearing what appears to be black papal regalia. Flames and smoke spray behind him as he confidently and theatrically struts towards the audience. It's giving cheap straight-to-video 90s horror villain"
Text: "Ghost - 9M Monthly Users - GHOST continues to elevate & reaffirm it's status as one of the world's most esteemed & celebrated creative forces."
Lorde on stage in Toronto on Sept 24th
Lorde live on stage in Toronto on Sept 24th. She is kneeling, performing the song Oceanic. The crowd is alive with bright white lights from people waving their cellphones in the air.
Lorde live on stage in Toronto on Sept 24th 2025. She is dancing admidt smoke with laser lights pointed directly at her body , giving her plain jeans-and-white-tee silhouette a supernatural significance
A photograph of a beautiful inquisitive cougar
A tall narrow photo of a beautiful brown bear that appears to be smiling at the camera like an adorable baby
Text : So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans and topple conservative regimes (and the occasional ex-boyfriend). Your work is appreciated. And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.
Text from Guardian article: "...forensic and formal processes behind huge catalogue sales in recent years such as Sting, Bob Dylan, Queen, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Pink Floyd or Paul Simon."
A skeet following Peter Lynn's that shows balloons in a window spelling the word "anal" (actually Jana from behind lol)
Headline : Florida Panthers Cup-Winnjng Goalie Tandem to Face Off I'm Second Round
A plaque from the museum that says: "why go to war? Because a foreign army came over the borders of your country? To prevent your neighbours from culturally you? Yo try to create a separate nation for your people? Because another nation is committing hostile actions against your country?"
Do not underestimate Donald Trump's imperialistic ambitions. He is launching an attack on Canada by sowing economic chaos to create instability.
A cat lightly paws the screen, right where the opposing goalie is, during the Devils at Leafs game on Jan 16
Toronto Capitals vs Washington Maple Leafs
A very happily flabbergasted Adam Wylde