This Is a Bills Stan Account

@malarkeymags.bsky.social

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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her) Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.

Two place settings of spaghetti carbonara and a bottle of red wine on a light wood kitchen table
Forecast for the next 14 days for Bushwick NT. The high is never over feeding
A ziplock bag of 100 pastel green, purple and gold small whistles
Speechless meme guy. In the first panel the stick figure has his hand up and mouth open as though about to speak. In the 2nd panel he’s closed his mouth and is lowering his hand
Front of a green, blue and white festive winter style sweater with a green weiner dog with a white collar on a blue background. Its weiner body extends around the back
A chubby white man in jorts and a short sleeve button down on a scooter that had flames coming out the back from running so low on the asphalt. The text is “me on my way to provide zealous, boundaryless representation to all my indigent clients” Credit to @anxious_public_defender
A table of bills accessories including hats, scarves scrunchies, and a bathrobe
2026 good reads reading challenge screenshot. It is for 24 books.
An unfatomably busy scene of a 2 story apartment style building covered in Christmas lights and decorations and Chewbacca for some reason
the meme of legislators fighting to try to get to the microphone while one speaks into it. The text is "we are so back"
a silver timex watch with a presidential metal bracelet style band. It is a "men's" style designed for woman
NY times website showing the headline “from scholarship winner to wanted man: the path of the Kirk shooting suspect.” The text further reads “the man accused of shooting Charlie Kirk had been raised in a republican home in Utah, was a stellar student un high school and an apprentice electrician”
the "call an ambulance but not for me" meme. The Bills are the white guy with the secret gun, the ravens are the the carjacker with a knife
A bar with a brick background and a Tupperware with a towel and tiny puppy in it!
Hello kitty balloon looking deflated. Text says “me on the way to the job I prayed for”
Weather report showing 52, 59, 82, 55, 64, 54.
Two cats, one calico and one stripey and orange, lay on a woman resting on a sofa under a blanket. Various household items are in the background behind the sofa
“The worst man you know is right about something” meme man
Two cats sleep contentedly on an ottoman while the bills begin their romp against the broncos on the tv in the background
Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!
Cream colored pill holder with 8 compartments of OTC meds
Fresh nails that are scarab inspired. They have an oxblood background and black T in the middle
Good reads screen shot “my year in books”. It says 15 books read and 5,676 pages read
Ornament on a Christmas tree that is a chalk board surrounded by Christmas lights. It says “Dear Santa: All I want is for the bills to win the Super Bowl. Thank you. PS I promise I will be good”
Christmas tree with white lights and presents under it.
A very anxious looking dark brown dog (a greyhound maybe?) in a yellow vest that says “nervous”
A white hand with a ruby wedding ring set. The fresh manicure is red and silver
Spotify list titles “Christmas hits” Noel Queen Mariah Carey smiles at the camera
Graffiti in black pen on a white poll that says “deny, defend, depose”
Orange cat lounges belly up on a grey couch. He lets out delicate, pathetic meows for belly pets and squirms for attention. A hand comes in and rubs his belly. The orange cat is happy
Spotify wrap screenshot. It says “you spent 10,359 minutes listening to podcasts this year”
Gif of a deflated hello kitty balloon scraping along the ground. The text says “me on the way to the job I prayed for”
A calico cat laying against the cut out in molding along a hallway. You can see roughly 98% of her body
Right hand with claddagh ring. The ring fingernail has a French tip in black, middle is tortoiseshell, ring is black, pinkie is a French tip in tortoiseshell. The hand need moisturizer
A parody of an NYPD shield. The shield itself says “big dumb baby department.” Outside it says “parking legally is super hard! None of us actually live here!”
A pink and purple theater for a burlesque show. Everything is lush and in that color scheme. Glass bubbles are coming down from the ceiling
Two cats sprawled on an ottoman. One is orange and one is calico. They are both eyes closed and stretch towards a white hand that is petting them. Office clutter and a knee clad in marijuana pants are in the foreground
A white hand with a silver claddagh ring on the ring finger. The nails are each a different color of brown in a gradient from cream to almost black. They have a cable sweater design on each nail
A meme of a chubby white man on a scooter that is scraping on the ground sending flames off the black. The text reads “me on my way to provide zealous, boundaryless representation to all my indigent clients”
Two voting stickers. One is red with a white pictures of the brooklyn bridge saying “brooklyn votes early”. The other is orange and black with a pigeon in a witch hat holding a pumpkin candy bucket. It says “Halloween voter 2024
Meme with the Buffalo bills logo as a timeline. First bracket before the logo reads “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play” Second bracket over almost the whole body of the logo, “I’m going to kill myself” Third, tiny bracket, “nice we won”
Screenshot of a Goodreads 2024 reading challenge that shows 14/35 books. It announces I am 15 books behind schedule
Postcard on the top of a stack of cards. It has a green and highway background with an eagle in the corner. It says “america votes Tuesday, November 5th!”
screenshot of the google search
The empty Atlantic Ocean at rockaway beach. A short bird and purple flip flops are visible. The ocean is flat and dark blue with white foam at the shore. There are light clouds in a blue sky. I believe you can see my love for this beach in the photo
Vince McMahon meme. 4 panels. Judge: "I still want to know, how did you come upon this information." Steel: "What I want to know is why I wasn't there!" Judge: "T'm going to give you five minutes..." Steel: "I don't need five minutes." Asking to be heard again after removing his shoelaces... And objecting again due to deprivation of counsel Requesting to be housed with his client to continue preparing while incarcerated
An orange cat with a sushi bowtie loafs on the top shelf of a shoe rack
Milquetoast press release re trump verdict from Eric adams. "Today a jury of 12 new yorkers registered their verdict. Our criminal justice process must be respected." Then blah blah NYPD standing by
Bright pink roses held out while walking down the street
Calico cat sitting like a fat triangle in the middle of a cluttered, light table in a somewhat dark room. She stares defiantly at the camera
NYC subway sign for “Essex Street.” The ES is blacked out. The sign says “sex street” now hehehehehe
Photo with close, in focus, cherry blossoms, a middle ground of the tidal basin, and an out of focus Washington monument. All on a bright, sunny days with a few wispy clouds in the sky
Tortie under a blanket asleep. Her orange brother watches over her from a couch arm
Goodreads book challenge showing 34 books read this year with a goal of 20 for 2023
Black cat with white feet and muzzle sits sweetly at photographer’s feet on the stoop of an apartment
Sad urban Meyer eating papa John’s
Marcus Hall (Ohio state player) flicks off the Michigan stadium after being ejected.
Homer Simpson tucked into the middle of his bed in a red comforter with blue pillows. Text “ahhh, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.”
Meme with a cute, round kitten in a Craigslist ad described as "free kitten-a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented"
Primarily grey tortie cat looking straight at the camera with big green eyes while lounging on a light wood table