Malcolm Certain

@malcolmcertain.com

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Undergraduate at Brown University. Interested in quantitative methods in economics and public policy.

A woman is on the phone. Caller: "Hi, this is your son's school. We're having some computer trouble." Woman: "Oh, dear - did he break something?" Caller: "In a way - did you really name your son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ?" Woman: "Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him." Caller: "Well, we've lost this year's student records. I hope you're happy." Woman: "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs."