Jordan

@malicae.bsky.social

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Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. 🖖 Navigating the Great Material Continuum at https://www.chairish.com/shop/amostpeculiarvintage

Guy in the corner at a party meme saying "they don't know that protests don't get votes, unpaid door to door solicitation and telemarketing do" As the rest of the party dances with a protest sign saying "fuck trump"
Green dill foliage with two cream colored dots - Black Swallowtail Eggs!
Two white beaded iris blooms with purple edges against a green foliage background
A coral pink peony flower with yellow stamens in the center, with a background of green foliage
A Canada Goose gosling in grass
The classic feminist empowerment Twitter post by d. @CALLHERDIARA, whose profile picture is a Black woman with a ponytail "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"
The characters from the animated show Gargoyles
What's going on? (Radial menu) O It's annoying or not interested X I'm in this photo and I don't like it O I don't think it should be on Facebook O It's spam
A surgeon's gloved hands holding a slug-like Trill symbiote named Dax
Two frames, the top shows a white man listening the other man, younger also white, depicted in the bottom frame. Captions: Frame 1: And I don't want to stay in Mastic. You been to Mastic? Frame 2: Uh-uh. No way. Whole town full of losers. I-- I had to get out.
A white pavlova topped with blueberries, strawberries, pale purple blueberry meringues, and mint sprigs.
A meme with a red rose on left and violets on the right, with the poem "Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a hall pass, I'd use it for you"
The front page of the August 2025 print edition of The Onion. It features a photo of a black cloud formation, with the headline "BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS"
the line drawn "yeah" meme, which vaguely and yet somehow exactly looks like this particular cat portrait.
A meme from the movie Half Baked, where Jon Stewart's famous bit "have you ever tried it on weed" is modified to say "have you ever tried the military industrial complex on ketamine?"
The lego Enterprise D, released this morning, is already on backorder
Quark, Rom, and Nog; three ferengi from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
An indigo coffee mug with a yellow "Plum Island Animal Disease Center" logo in front of a consortium of ugly owl figurines and a Horga'hn desk lamp
A wooden, hand-carved owl with the body of a penguin. Look, it was my first try, okay?
A excerpt from Meditations: "52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you." Added caption: Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take
Two cats, a white one on top of a blanket, and a black one under the same blanket
A picture of Ned Ludd with the caption "Ned Ludd was right Smash the Mainframes"
A tweet from Tom Suozzi that reads: I’m a Democratic Capitalist, not a Democratic Socialist. I endorse Andrew Cuomo. I can not back a declared socialist with a thin resume to run the most complex city in America. We need leaders who will fight crime, not undermine the police. Who will create jobs, not harm the economy. Who will keep taxes down, not make it more expensive for middle class families to live here.
A blonde woman in a hat speaks with two men. The first, Garrett Petersen, center, is bald with a beard. The second, Chris Gallant, has short hair and is clean shaven.
Abe Simpson with the caption "which was the style at the time"
Paul Ryan looking absurd while lifting dumbells, wearing a backwards red baseball cap in a poorly conceived photoshoot.
The "this is the future that liberals want meme" featuring a woman in a black niqab and a drag queen with orange hair riding next to each on public transprtation Following that is a reply that reads "religious freedom, kicky daytime drag looks, and a robust public transportation program? SIGN ME UP" after which + Brunch buddies is crudely scrawled in ms paint handwriting.
A brown cardboard protest sign that reads NO KINGS! ONLY PRINCESSES!
A brown cardboard protest sign that reads "Girls Rule, Kings Drool!" Sign 1, side 1
the "they don't know" party meme with a dude in a party hat standing in the corner watching others party holding a "fuck trump" sign Caption reads "they don't know that protests don't get votes, unpaid door to door solicitation and telemarketing do"
A portrait of Ned Ludd with the caption "Ned Ludd was right" above and "smash the mainframes" below
A crab that is green and vaguely cabbage looking - with the caption "You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab"
A portrait of Ned Ludd, with the caption "ned ludd was right smash the mainframes"
The back of a baby's head, with a classic male pattern balding hairstyle
A blue coffee mug with a yellow logo for "Plum Island Animal Disease Center"
The arcology menu from Sim City 2000
The Arcology Menu Sim City 2000
Seven brand new copies of Rudy Giuliani's book Leadership on a thrift store shelf
Iggy Pop playing a vorta on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
A very large, wrinkled orange tomato with a very small, red cherry tomato on top.
A screenshot of the quoted post, redacted to the phrase "Dropkick Murphys can't carry a tune in a bucket" which is totally harsh...but fair
A small, predominantly pink arrangement of cut flowers from my garden including cosmos, zinnias, asters, and more.
A black swallowtail butterfly visiting a tomatillo plant
A round loaf of foccacia bread in a round white baking dish. It is covered in tiny tomatoes known as "spoon tomatoes" and fresh herbs from my garden.
Very long pale green beans next to a pink yardstick
Two original vintage 90s Star Trek Toys in their original boxes. Deep Space Nine on the left, and the Enterprise D on the right. They are "worth" much more if I don't open them. But I really want to display them. (Play with them)
A monarch butterfly, in evening sunlight, on a pink zinnia
A large green caterpillar known as a tomato hornworm. It is about 3 inches long, and has eaten about 2/3 of a large, unripened heirloom tomato.
A green swiss chard leaf with a red stem and veins. One of the few greens that holds up well deep into summer