dallas

@malice.site

244 Followers 325 Following

he/him | 24 | cowboy and werewolf enthusiast | sometimes an artist, accidentally a writer, always yapping. read my blog, idiot https://malice.site/

A digital illustration of an island in the middle of an ocean. It is composed of large beaches, a mountain range, and a jungle. It has three bridges branching off it, one heading to a desert continent in the south, one heading to a vibrant jungle continent to the west, and a third broken leading to a continent off screen in the north east. The look of this island has almost no similarities to that of the other one.
Image of a purple cog on a red/orange background. The cog has a large, red compass arrow pointing to the top right corner, as well as several other orange red accents on the cog itself. There is a swirly, circular watermark and text reading "MaliceAndMeat" on the bottom left.
A digital illustration of a mountainous island. It is colored with a desaturated watercolor and contains numerous magical and odd things on it, such as a huge circular platform, a white sphere at the peak of the tallest mountain, and five different wizard towers. It is also host to four entrances to some underground tunnels and nine glass barns. It also has three bridges leading to it on the bottom left, right, and top right corners. There is a compass in the top left taking the appearance of a dragon's eye with a gold pupil.
Illustration of a doll like pixie creature. It has tattered purple butterfly wings and is flying in the desert. It carries with it a wooden staff in its fingerless hands. It has blue button eyes and a stitched smile. It is dressed in cloth wraps and a pink skirt underneath a large brown leather jacket. It is also wearing a military style grey hat.
Screenshot from tetr.io showing the statistics for a 40 line sprint run. It was completed in :49.958 seconds and there are several other statistics. It is ranked globally at #29,417th place, and nationally at #6,598 at the time of posting. Other stats include: Pieces: 102 KPP: 3.12 PPS: 2.05 KPS: 6.40 Finesse: 20f (81.37%) Quads: 9
Image of a question on a job application. The question reads "From the television show 'The Muppets', which single character best represents you and why?"
Screenshot of two BlueSky posts. the first is from user @stevekoehler22.bsky.social and reads: "I once made a man peel an onion just to watch him cry." The second post is from user @steamymac.bsky.social and reads: "Sorry I'm late, l've been crying in the parking lot for the last three hours."
Image of the LEGO Kingfisher set. It is sitting atop a white printer. The kingfisher is in an action pose with its wings outstretched and a fish in its mouth.
Image of the Grinch as a baby in the 2000 live action Grinch movie.
Sketch illustration of a hispanic man smoking on a front porch at night. The background is sketchy in red pen, but there is a lake and several docks and a forest.
Illustration of a hispanic man in a hoodie smoking a cigarette on front porch steps. Behind him is a lake, an expansive purple sky full of stars, and a campsite full of lively people in the distance.
Unfinished sketch of a man with glasses, a septum piercing, and long hair looking to his left with his head slightly down. He has the expression of a slightly annoyed cat.
Screenshot of Dallas's profile showing he has 201 followers.
Image of a person holding a small, metallic marble.
An image of a sunrise outside a window. A house can be seen outside with a couple cars in driveways. It had just rained, there are puddles in the yard.
Image of a public high school's desk chair.
An image of the inside of a box of Nerds candies. There are green, red, and white Nerds.
Image of an olive skinned knight with a scarred face holding a small child. He is wearing shiny white armor with a dark blue cloth underneath. He is also wearing a large red cape. Above his head are shimmering, golden stag antlers.
Illustration of a gnomish woman. She is smiling manically, holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand and conjuring a flame in another. She has long, blonde hair with bangs braided into two long pigtails. She is dressed in rags in front of a red, ominous gradient
Digital illustration of Javier, a dark skinned cowboy tending to two cows. He has salt and pepper curly hair and a patchy beard. He is wearing a cowboy hat, a long sleeved shirt and a vest, as well as baggy trousers. His clothes are a range of light browns, pale greens, and desaturated yellows. They are tattered and well worn. He is petting a cow in front of him, while one behind him is walking to the left and looking backwards. The cows are both white with reddish-brown spots. The cowboy is also holding a staff. Behind the group is an expanse of hilly woods and a sunset.
Image of a crudely drawn square shaped cartoonish whale. It is blue with a white belly and is making a disinterested expression. Text above it reads "Hello. I am Timothy."
Digital illustration of a cowboy tending to two cows. He is wearing a cowboy hat, a long sleeved shirt and a vest, as well as baggy trousers. His clothes are a range of light browns, pale greens, and desaturated yellows. He is petting a cow in front of him, while one behind him is walking to the left and looking backwards. The cows are both white with reddish-brown spots. The cowboy is also holding a staff attached to a lantern via a jerry rigged horse shoe attachment. Behind the group is an expanse of hilly woods and a sunset.
Image of Dallas's profile. It says he is following 500 people.
Image of a captcha test with the instructions "Click the image most related to the object in the sample image." The sample image is a strange hodgepodge of apples and motorcycles. The image below is an even stranger hodgepodge of blue and orange swirlies, weirdly cropped and unsettling images of sharks, and AI generated photos of undiscernible gloop.
Image of a digitally illustrated comic. The first panel featured the artist with an expression of surprise and happiness with a single tear streaking down their cheek. One of their posts have been reblogged once, and they say "They love it..." In the second panel, they are visibly upset and crying sadly. They have received 5 likes and are saying "They hate it..."
Digital illustration of a cowboy petting a cow, while another walks just behind him. The illustration is a work in progress, with low opacity sketches in the background and loose, unfinished line art above it.
Image of two panels from Peanuts. They feature Spike, Snoopy's cowboy brother, laying under a blanket in the desert. He says, Panel 1: "It's three o'clock in the morning, and I'm alone in the desert and I don't feel well..." Panel 2: "Mom.."
Image of someone holding the Negative Spaces vinyl by Poppy. The vinyl is a swirly pink color with small pockets of transparent white.
A digital illustration of a cowboy amongst a group of cows.
Screenshot of a DM conversation between Dallas and an anonymous user on Bluesky. Text reads: Anon: "How are you doing" Dallas:" Alright. About to lay down for a nap since this is my day off." Anon: "Oh what city are you" Dallas: "Middle of nowhere. I live in Kentucky, not getting more specific than that is." Anon: "Oh what part of city are you. I stay here in Kentucky."
An image of a yellow emoji rubbing their hands together deviously, with a mischievous, scheming expression.
Screenshot from tetr.io ending screen, revealing a 0:51.200 time.
Screenshot from a BlueSky DM. Text reads: "PS: Not a scam but a sincere invitation. It's free and no Comms / no Gaza / no Web3. If it bothers you, please accept my apologies and feel free to ignore it."
Screenshot from BlueSky DMing. The message has multiple redacted words, but reads: "Hello dallas, you seem like someone who's A whimsical blend of cosmic colors with an artsy flair, radiating an aura of playful mischief and brooding introspection, like a nocturnal creature ready to howl at the moon. We are [REDACTED] App, an OC and ACG community. We made a special avatar cat just for you. Its name is Carmen Cattails. With code [REDACTED], you can see its backstory and adopt it on our website: [LINK REDACTED] Our app launches soon, join our discord to be part of the founding community: [DISCORD LINK REDACTED] Sincerely, [REDACTED]
A screenshot taken from an iPhone showing a notification that the user's screen time was down to 3 hours, 6 minutes a day within the past week.
Image of the screen on a microwave. It looks kinda fucked up. It is meant to read "0:16", however it looks like "N:16"
Digital illustration of a white man with black hair, black glasses, septum and eyebrow piercing looking at the viewer and holding up a peace sign. He is wearing a green flannel and is sitting at a diner booth. In the background is a purple gradient and light blue circles giving texture in the very back. There are also several text bubbles. Text reads: "Howdy, I'm Dallas. he/him | 23 | EST." Next to this text are images of the polyamorous, transgender, pansexual, and American flags. "a y'all'ternative lil freak with a love for tabletop gaming, minecraft, bourbon, star wars, cowboys, werewolves, cowboy werewolves, bein silly, weird music, weird movies, normal tv shows. catch me on: bluesky: dallas@malice.site; tumblr: @malice-and-meat; discord: @dal6644; my blog: malice.site; mastodon: @maliceandmeat@mastoart.social." End text transmission.
Screenshot from Google Sheets. It is a pie chart with two categories. One is red and labelled "remaining". It is red and takes up exactly 24.9% of the pie chart. The other category is blue and labelled "done". It takes up exactly 75.1% of the pie chart.
Digital illustration of a black man wearing a mixture of metallic and leather armor looking pensively off screen. He has a large great sword on his back with a compass embedded on the hilt. He is wearing a blue-ish grey shirt with a darker grey trim. He also has a red-orange skirt on top of baggy, light brown pants. He is standing in a desert.
A deep friend meme reading: "Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on January 6th. NOT ONE Democrat. NOT ONE Atheist. NOT ONE Muslim. NOT ONE BLM. NOT ONE Antifa. ALL OF THEM were Republican terrorists. 100% of them!" End of text. There are multiple clashing fonts and colors, as well as an image of the January 6th insurrection.
Image of a golden retriever puppy wearing a pajama onsie while laying on a pillow. Text reads "SATURDAY NIGHT OUT! JUST KIDDING. I'M IN MY JAMMIES."
Image of a tabby cat laying on someone's lap. Her arms are long, outstretched, and crossed over each other in a demure, polite manner.
Image of a political comic featuring Donald Trump holding a torch and pointing at the Statue of Liberty being toed up. He is saying "SHE'S A WITCH.....!!". The statue has the word "Democracy" written on her. There is a horde of people holding pitchforks and torches and wearing MAGA hats. Above the comic is a caption that says "That's where we are at present."
Image of a very bottom heavy tabby cat sitting in a doorway.
Image of a knight kneeling on cracked, dusty dirt under a large spotlight.
An image of 3 books sitting on a table. The books are "Tress of the Emerald Sea" by Brandon Sanderson and two Darth Maul graphic novels. The original, and Son of Dathomir
Screenshot of a comprehensive Spotify Wrapped review. Top Artists: 1. Poppy 2. Dorian Electra 3. AFK 4. King 810 5. Kendrick Lamar Top Songs: 1. crystalized 2. RATATATA 3. GODZILLA 4. Red Wine Supernova 5. 1:15 Minutes Listened: 68,408
An image of a large beer glass. It contains ice, as well as a gradual gradient from a very light cream colored brown at the bottom, to a darker and more robust brown at the top.
An image of four books sitting on a bed. From top left to bottom right: "The Art Book: Big Ideas Simply Explained", "Hoax: A History of Deception" by Ian Tattersal and Peter Nevraumont, "Vinyl Resting Place" by Olivia Blacke, and "The Color Scheme Bible: Inspirational Palettes For Designing Home Interiors" by Anna Starmer.
Header reads: "Wait, you never said why a blog?" Body: "Oh, right. Why a blog? Well.. I’m a yapper. I yap. Have you ever seen me without stupidly yapping? That’s because I’m a yapper. And also because I’m a bit of a control freak. Despite how much I love Bluesky and Mastodon, they are fully out of my control. Bluesky could be sold to some other silicon valley whackjob and I’ll be shit outta luck. Mastodon couldn’t really be sold, but it could always move in a direction I don’t agree in, or lie dormant if people leave. At the end of the day, I wanted something that was tangible and undeniably mine. I wanted a place where I have full creative freedom, where I don’t have to censor myself, where I can do literally whatever the fuck I want."
Photo of a tabby cat laying in a chair. She is in a perfect circle, looking up.
A tweet from the HermitCraft twitter account stating: "Recently, we were presented with multiple complaints in regards to one of our members, Iskall85, by members of the community. After reviewing the evidence, we believe these complaints to be credible. When asked for a response, Iskall chose to resign. Out of respect for the privacy of the individuals affected, we will not be sharing any more details at this time. StressMonster has also chosen to resign."
Screenshot from Minecraft of the creaking, AKA The Creaker, with poorly drawn pixel art clown make up, green hair, and a purple body.
Screenshot from Discord of a user replying the original cowboy image with "draw him wearing the hatsune miku binder" and an image of Isaac (from The Binding of Isaac) giving a thumbs up a smiling. User Dallie! (OP) responds with "considering it".
Illustration of a man dancing. He is wearing a cowboy hat and smiling. He has a jacket with frayed ends that move as he does. He is white with shoulder length black hair and green eyes. He has glasses and a septum ring and some small bits of facial hair. He is also wearing a dark green scarf.
Digital drawing of a fantasy soldier. He is wearing loose, padded armor that's metal in some places. He has a large greatsword on his back and war paint over his eyes. He is looking off screen with a hand on his chin and listening intently.
Digital sketch of a cowboy riding a horse. The lines are shakey and loose, with red pencil guidelines on the bottom. The horse is running to the left, while the cowboy has a pillowing cape flowing behind him. He's looking around cautiously.