Taco Belmont

@malicetoaster.bsky.social

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Some guy doing things. He/Him. Cis. Bi.

Just making sure I don’t fit in…..
Patrick laying in a pile of ice cream. He's got a coupon in his hand. (The context is that he's in the middle of crashing out because an ice cream store won't accept his coupon)
Jamiroquai doing that one pose and "slide" from the music video for Virtual Insanity (iirc the trick is that the walls are being moved)
Goofy with blood on his hat saying "I'll fuckin do it again"
Ted from, well, Ted being flabbergasted at how much porn is on Mark Wahlberg‘s laptop (it’s ALOT)
Baddinyan
Patrick Star raising his hand
Give me a game and I'll give you my honest opinion on it
Dune guy: We have to walk without rhythm, so we don't attract the worm Worm, understands 177/13 time signature: Oh shit it's dudes
A guy in front of a board (it's the "everyone is now dumber after hearing what you just said" speech from Billy Madison)
still of bugs bunny with the Soviet Union flag
Hey Paisanos, I'm Mario, welcome to Jackass!
BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE
You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?
"What 4 fictional characters do you associate with me?"
That one shot of Giancarlo Esposito in the Far Cry 6 trailer laughing and then having a serious face.
Scene from Don Hertzfeldt's "Rejected" where a bunch of people in fancy hats beat the crap out of a guy for not having a fancy hat (honestly, valid crashout)
Lilac from Freedom Planet doing a weird-ass smile
That weird tiny guy from Flapjack
The Munchables
Luigi looking on in disgust
Rigby punching Pops into the sun
Guy on the couch going "oh shit, for real?"
Guy on the couch going "Oh shit, for real?"
Ace from Powerpuff Girls saying hi to Billy, who he thought was dead.
Dog looking like Jeff Goldblum squinting
The Scoutmaster in the Simpsons
Diddy under the effects of the disease.
Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about it
Patrick seeing Dio standing at the top of a staircase
Live action Luigi from the Super Mario Bros Super Show with the phrase "fucking liberals" under him
Ace from PPG saying hi to Billy, who he thought was dead
Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom. Platformer.
"Hey kids, check it out! This is my best friend Squidward!"
Splash art for Look Outside. Depicts the protagonist, Sam, looking behind him and seeing a bunch of wild-ass body horror monsters, all while being bathed in the light of a being know as The Visitor.
PINGAS
A milk carton on the Simpsons that says "MALK: now with vitamin R"
"He wants to sell your future short"
Homer as the largest man in the world. And he's made out of gold.
Diddy Kong's character select icon from Mario Kart Double Dash with "wait a moment" underneath it
Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge from the Simpsons. "You have selected 'no'."