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introverted mixed with apathy K r a f t w e r k openPGP: 80C1D64A3D07F6204CC4581010CF314A0F53A80C pfp by @chibitoad on twitter

screenshot from alien 3 of laurence fischburn telling an extra "why dont you shut the fuck up" while surrounded by other crew memebers
g-man from half life 2 standing over a laying down kasane teto with a black backround
cillian murohy montage of him trying to kill himself in show peaky blinders
a screenshot from clearsky showing the user "malingen.xyz" being blocked by numerous lists
two posts are shown: the top post is by @ngescreenshot.bsky.social with the text "The End of Evangelion; Episode 26'; Sincerely Yours; I Need You" and a picture showing a screenshot from the end of evangelion film showing a nude girl with wings with a red line coming from her eye and holding a floating sphere while arising from what looks to be earth with millions of crosses scattered upon it. the bottom post is made by @furry-hater.bsky.social and shows a screenshot of a gif that has reactions of the eyebrow raising emoji and 596 next to it.
video of the birthday sequence from metal gear solid V: the phantom pain. venom snake lands on mother base in his helicopter, arrives to see noone there, only to then hear the sound of fireworks and get spooked by them. he pulls out his pistol until he realizes his friends have setup a birthday surprise for him and begins to sing happy birthday for him
"Flying aboard Voyagers 1 and 2 are identical "golden" records, carrying the story of Earth far into deep space. The 12 inch gold-plated copper discs contain greetings in 60 languages, samples of music from different cultures and eras, and natural and man-made sounds from Earth. They also contain electronic information that an advanced technological civilization could convert into diagrams and photographs. The cover of each gold plated aluminum jacket, designed to protect the record from micrometeorite bombardment, also serves a double purpose in providing the finder a key to playing the record. The explanatory diagram appears on both the inner and outer surfaces of the cover, as the outer diagram will be eroded in time. Currently, both Voyager probes are sailing adrift in the black sea of interstellar space, having left our solar system years ago." https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Sounds_of_Earth_-_GPN-2000-001976.jpg
final grand results of eurovision 2026 showing a list of participating countries, notably bulgaria earning 516 points and israel only having 343
an image of joost's europapa single album cover edited to have one half of him squatting down to look like a cirno fumo from touhou
mr beast is show having a surprised face with his hands stretched out, with him being in front of a zoomed out stage of eurovision 2026
a chart from eurovision 2026 showing greece, finland, belgium, sweden, moldova, israel, croatia, lithuania, and poland qualifying for finals; while estonia, georgia, montenegro, portugal, and san marino did not qualify
hideo kojima, creator of metal gear solid, is shown standing up with his hands stretched across and angled slightly against a monotone gradient background, with the subtext "absolute cinema"
a picture of taylor swift from a virtual interview with a bottom subtitle saying "taylor swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and 0 songs about using the Gram-Schmidt algorithm to decompose matrices into an orthonormal matrix Q and upper triangular matrix R"
a ctrl+alt+delete comic animation with a character walking into a gamestop and proclaiming "MARK THIS DAY IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR TODAY LEGO STAR WARS 2 HITS THE SHELVES"
a video montage of asuka langley from neon genesis evangelion
a man talking to two woman and lists off his supply of various narcotics
an album cover of joost's europapa album, but joost has been split in half, with the right side of him being replaced with a cirno fumo plush from touhou
a dark image showing a man's face with unkempt hair looking at the camera, with equations seemingly written on his forehead
a picture from an airport showing some people smoking inside a dedicated glass smoking room.
a low quality image of ryan gosling in a suit trying to hide his subtle laugh
a migration form stating that migration from bluesky.social to eurosky.social has sucessfully completed.
"tcp R/I R/I; Compares the first value of the first operand (A) to the value of the second operand (B)" a table is then show, showing how if A>B, positive instructions are enabled while negative instructions are not, vice versa for B>A. but when A=B, both positive and negative instructions are disabled
a video of half life 1; the player first unpauses the game, then proceeds to run around the room as cockroaches scatter and get squished
low quality jerma ranting about "Im killing you, i dont care about what anyone else says, i want that guy right there."
IGN's Editor Picks As we pointed out earlier, comedy is highly subjective, so no single list could capture every IGN editor's very personal sense of humour. We did want to showcase the vast array of comedy in games, though, so we asked a few staff members what their personal picks are. Their answers may surprise you: while there are plenty of games clearly designed around jokes, for some, it's the silly stuff that gameplay allows, rather than pre-designed gags, that gets them laughing. Max Scoville's Picks Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Jazzpunk, Accounting 101, High on Life, Postal 2, Untitled Goose Game, Saints Row: The Third, Deadpool (2013), Happy Wheels, Drawful. Simon Cardy's Picks Grim Fandango, Disco Elysium, Red Dead Redemption 2, Thank Goodness You're Here, Hitman: World of Assassination, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Matt Purslow's Picks Gunpoint, Tactical Breach Wizards, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, Helldivers 2, Worms, Disco Elysium, Fable 2, Skin Deep.
spongebob yelling "I FUCKING LOVE FANGAMER; I LOVE SUPPORTING MY FAVOURITE INDIE GAME DEVELOPERS AND POPULAR FRANCHISES WITH OFFICIAL MERCH DESIGNED WITH CARE AND COOLNESS IN MIND"
an edited template of a skull lifting weights stating "Microsoft is a corporation that turns 'Microsoft invests US$17.5 billion in India to drive AI diffusion at population scale' to numerous articles on the errors, crashes, and bricking of Windows 11 OSs
"Cat on a fence." "Creating or editing an article just to show off a picture of a cute cat or dog is always a terrible idea. Besides, there's always someone somewhere who thinks their cat is cuter."
"Coto the tiger holds his ball on the surface of the water with a firm bite. Now nobody can steal it from him! " "This ball probably does not mind being bitten, but newcomers do."
an edit of the ending scene of the end of evangelion is shown. in large font on the left, the title "THE END OF ROBLOX" is shown; while on the right is a roblox guest laying down in the ocean, staring lifeless towards shinji and asuka on the shore.
an edit of the ending scene of the end of evangelion is shown. in large font on the left, the title "THE END OF ROBLOX" is shown; while on the right is a roblox guest laying down in the ocean, staring lifeless towards shinji and asuka on the shore.
Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion wearing a red plaid scarf and an orange-pimk sweater and black stockings/shoes is shown cuddling tux the penguin
a photo of Creamy Black Garlic Beef Ramen
a buff man calling on his cell phone, then smiling; he is shirtless. the camera pans close to his chest then up to show his face
main title of "doodle comms"; head shots are set at 9$ and busts are at 13$. sfw only and tax not included.
a calvin and hobbes comic detailing how calvin plays house in the Navidson House
werewolf sitting down on a tree looking towards the distance
a bumper showing the history of malingen.xyz between march of 2023 and december of 2025
spongebob yelling "I FUCKING LOVE EQUALIZING MUSIC; I LOVE BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO WHAT SOUNDS THE ARTIST TRULY WANED TO CREATE WITHOUT BEING SHOVED OUT BY POOR AUDIO QUALITY BY MY OWN SPEAKERS OR HEADPHONES"
Steam services Online on Steam: Websocket Error In-Game on Steam: Websocket Error Steam Store: Offline Steam Community: Offline Steam Web API: Offlime Steam Connection Managers: 95.2%
shown is a tumblr post by user "stuckinapril" stating "you have no idea what wild things i'll be doing for new year's tonight!" while attached to the post is a picture of snoopy from the peanuts sitting in a fancy green chair in an orange room, reading from a red book. his eyes are turn towards the camera while one eyebrow is up, showing carelessness
grunt from metal gear solid peacewalkers stating "first, you need to know how to change stances. if you just stand there like an idiot, you might as well kill yourself now"
mother base from metal gear solid 5 wishing venom snake a happy birthday
a picture of french president macron with a smug smile
a picture of macron is shown
metal gear peacewalkers grunt saying "IF YOU JUST STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF NOW!!"
a screenshot is shown with two windows overlayed. the window in the foreground is a media player shown playing the Surgeon Simulator 2013 OST. the background is shown with the livestream of the 2025 game awards
a screenshot of euro truck simulator 2 is showing, with the subject being a truck cabin with numerous fumo plushies scattered around
Will you mail me a print copy of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists? No, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists magazine is digital-only and has been since 2008. We do not print physical copies of the magazine. PDF of all articles are available in our archive which can be printed out.
a picture showing a ritualistic ring with a CRT monitor showing the main menu of half life 1 in the middle, and the text "o lord gaben" "hear my call" writen in the circle
a young girl is shown wearing a hat titled "Platelets" and is holding a flag saying "road Closed"
"My blood cell's reaction after seeing me tear off a scab that took them 10 hours to make" a picture is shown of a man making a contemplating face
green and black image of a cia soyjak is attached to a post by anonymous: >The Mandela Effect si NOT real! >Your own memories are lying, You WILL NOT believe them! >There was NEVER a cornucopia! >Everyone just happens to remember the same things wrong in the same way! >You will NOT investigate further!
a picture of a buddhist pictured is attached alongside a post by anonymous saying: "be me. dont watch the news. just do random shit on my computer all day. have completely forgotten that my country is in the middle of a nightmare descent into fascism. y'all should try it."
a transparent edited version of kojima pointing at the background
mother base wishing venom snake from metal gear solid 5 happy birthday
reimu holding sunglasses down
a picture of lain iwakura tinkering with a computer while looking at the camera; on the image, there's text that says "Yes I watch anime, but nit in a weird sussy baka uwu senpai chan way but more like a 90s psychological-horror way"