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@mallytea.bsky.social

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She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. I think I’m funny.

Bunches of unripe (and therefore bright red) black cherries. There are green leaves surrounding the fruit, with some yellow leaves.
A dark wooden floor surrounded by white cabinets and an oven to the right. The sun is shining through an unseen window, casting bright, full spectrum rainbows in lines on the floor and walls.
A single bright pink azalea bloom amid white flowers and green leaves.
Two garden beds, 4’x8’ with fresh black soil.
Two teens (faces obscured for privacy) dressed in navy and black formalwear. They are wearing matching corsage and boutonniere made from felt flowers in blues and purples.
A paper towel covered in green fuzz. A pile of green pipe cleaners is to the left. And electric beard trimmer to the right. Purple and blue felt flower cutouts can be seen in the background.
A statue of a woman dressed much like a nun, in a dress with a head covering. There is green grass around and brick buildings in the background.
A LEGO houseboat encased in a clear case. The wall behind it is a 70s inspired wallpaper of orange and brown flowers.
A white turban in a display case, backed by a decorative floral tile.
A stone archway on a gray brick wall. The archway has smaller, intricate, gothic style arches under it, with columns ending in 6 carved figures. From the left, the figures appear to be a curled up dog, a bearded man, Paddington bear from behind, a squatting nun, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and a curled up cat. Of course, neither Paddington nor the Turtle is actually what it seems, but just carved figures.
The painting is a large as the wall. It is set behind another wall of glass and black scaffolding. A museum worker is in the bottom left corner of the painting working on removing the old varnish. They appear to be shining a black light. You can see strips of dull areas where the varnish has already been removed. It has only been removed from a small percentage.
A blue and white ceramic tower on display in the Rijksmuseum. It is made with square levels receding in size, each with a a small vase hole on the corners. It is topped with a bust of a woman.
A Dutch oven pot full of thick creamy white soup, flecked with shades of green from leeks and chives.
A dreary photo of a row of canal houses. The brick fronts are reds, grays, browns, and blues, with white trimmed windows. The houses appear to be leaning in different directions (despite all being connected). Canal boats and water in the foreground.
A brick bridge archway, viewed from a canal. In the distance you can see more identical archways. The photo is gray and dreary, and it is difficult to see the full length to all 7 bridges that should be visible.
An unfinished recreation in marble of Michelangelo’s David. It is just the bust, and David is wearing a mask over his nose and mouth.
Van Gogh’s Sunflowers. A painting of 15 sunflowers in shades of yellow, with a yellow background, in a golden frame.
A bronze plaque shaped like a woman’s chest, with a hand caressing one breast, it is inlayed with the cobblestones of the sidewalk.
A tall round arched gothic window, with hanging arches on the wall to the right. The entire room is cast in red light from the stained glass of the window.
The interior of a 14th century church. There are white, gothic stone arches throughout. The wooden ceiling appears to have been painted, but it is very faded. The floor is made of dark, rectangular grave stones, some of which are intricately carved.
A canal in Amsterdam. The sides of the canal are lined with gray canal boats with green plants and colorful bunting on them. There are some bare trees and gray skies.
A Dutch windmill from the 1600s. It has a thatched bell shaped roof and four arm fans. A clear blue sky in the background.
A large building in various shades of green, with white trim and lots of windows. It appears to be made of several houses stacked and melded together, with corners jutting out on the different levels.
A screenshot from the Gravity Falls cartoon intro. The main characters, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan, are in a forest. They are looking at a large footprint in the mud, seemingly without noticing that they are all standing in an even bigger footprint. The big toe of the larger print is opposite the arch, a possible mistake or maybe a puzzle?
A small tree branch glazed with a thin layer of ice, with small rounded icicles hanging along the length
A straight road, lined by a guardrail and bare trees, disappearing into a dense fog.
Black and gray tattoo on upper arm. A hand holding a goblet with a triple moon, it is surrounded by lavender and rosemary. There is a mushroom covered raven skull in the foreground, with a snake curling around the whole piece.
3 green tomatoes and several dozen red and green jalapeños in a teal strainer
Line tattoos of The Shards of Narsil and the Evenstar, from The Lord of the Rings, with dotted embellishments. They are tattooed offset on opposite thighs, just above the knee, of two pale skinned people.
Dried fish, red palm oil, onion, habaneros, and spices portioned out in ziplock bags.
A tomato on the vine, just starting to turn red.
A blobby cartoon frog in front of the bisexual pride colors “*Panic*” @officialchibigreen
A packet of seeds. Southern Exposure Seed Exchange, Flower, Marigold, Frances’s Choice
A red and yellow marigold surrounded by green leaves. Bonus blurry bare feet in the bottom right corner.
A blue watercolor manatee wearing a red bikini “manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead, she hollered at the beach ‘are you ready for ME?’ The sea lowered his sunglasses, smiled and said ‘you betcha baby’”. Meme by zeppelinmoon
A label on a cup of rose jasmine boba milk tea with the name “Maleruli” at the top
Jars of honey from Savannah Bee Company. Acacia, tupelo, sourwood, black sage, and lavender.
A patch of bright yellow and orange flowers with dark brown centers.
7 pickling cucumbers
Four people walking across a suspended rope bridge covered in colorful ribbons. The background view extends for miles into the valleys and mountains of the area.
A poster colored like a US flag with black lettering saying “for the people”
The tip of a cucumber vine in a perfect spiral
A hornworm in a bird feeder tray, next to a pinecone.
A jalapeño flower as looked at from below.
Speckled pink and cream lycomormium orchids
Small orange and white orchid cluster. Possibly dancing lady orchids?
A large display of orchids. The orchids at the top are yellow with pink centers, the orchids at the bottom are more pink and striped.
A reddish orange nasturtium flower
A sea of pitcher plants. The pitcher is white, with dark red veining and a green base. The maroon pitcher plant flower rises above.
A cluster of hanging white orchids with some yellow tint and red speckles. It looks almost like a tiny hummingbird gathering nectar from a larger flower. Possibly Stanhopea orchid?
A water feature with a large goddess sculpture with flower hair
A yellow cucumber flower on the vine, with several spent flowers now forming cucumbers.
Pink radish flowers surrounded by green leaves
Image from a doorbell camera with a black and cream butterfly triggering the recording
The very beginnings of flowers forming on the stem of a squash plant.
A teal door made from vertical slats of wood, set in a brick wall of climbing fig ivy. It has a knocker in the top left corner and the house numbers (321) descending diagonally in the middle. It also has a mail slot in the lower half.
A bowl with freshly harvested sugar snap peas, with the pea plants in the background
Damp concrete stairs with lots of moss and ferns growing on them. The rail is ornate wrought iron, with vines.
Looking through a wrought iron doorway into a a patio area. It has a red brick herringbone floor, lots of garden plants with a trellis, and several chairs facing the doorway.
Two yogurt containers that look nearly identical, especially from the top. The one on the left is vanilla, the right plain. There are corresponding pictures on the front, however.