Jake Williams

@malwarejake.bsky.social

14928 Followers 506 Following

Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.

But a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission ahead of a proposed stock offering for Gloo Holdings Inc. shows the company, headquartered in Boulder, Colorado, faces significant challenges, having lost more than $240 million in fiscal years 2024 and 2025. The company has also reported a total deficit of $438 million since its founding in 2013, as of last summer.
Nutrition label suggesting the serving size is 1/5" a pizza.
One of those tables held together by physics.
Sign that says "the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake."
The reception hall outside Dr. Eric Cole's service. He will be missed.
Screenshot of a handheld thermacell
Girl scout chicken tenders (chicken, spices, butter, onions, bell peppers, and shredded Parmesan cheese.
Jake sitting on Preacher's Rock outside of Dahlonega, GA
Area 51 cabinet
Sitting on the porch in my place in Dahlonega while it rains.
craft herpes Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere. There are many forms of craft herpes, including: +Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off +Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive. +Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
Two older boys and a young child and sit on the bed, all hold video game controllers. The youngest child's is clearly not plugged in to the console because the cable is coiled on the floor. The photo caption reads: depicting intelligence "leader" role.
It's not AI, it's an alien
Two different signs on the door say "Pull" but there's no handle...
Headline in Fortune that says "Bolt CEO says he let go of his entire HR team for creating problems that didn't exist..."
Pink Corvette
Abused USB3 connector.