Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com 路 Mar 31

President "no new wars" has just announced that after spending $20 billion causing the worst global energy crisis in history, the US has successfully eliminated Iran's non-existent nuclear weapons.

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Gary Williams 路 Mar 31

"Regime change was not a goal". And his followers will claim this is some 4D chess move from the orange puff. We are all so fucked.

Jinx 路 Apr 1

If nobody's seen these weapons, how'd we know they don't exist? 馃槅

Martijn Grooten 路 Mar 31

Hey, it worked for St. Patrick and snakes in Ireland... (I don't think Paddy caused a global energy crisis though.)

That Anonymous Coward 路 Apr 1

He had the top leadership killed, but we weren't trying to change the regime....

Tim 路 Apr 1