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🔞 NSFW Artist 🔞 Minors DNI We serve Horse cock here sir… Spike | 27 | He/They | Gay | Furry artist | Oregon

A side-by-side comparison of Ken Paxton and that cockroach guy who’s walking around in a farmer’s corpse from Men in Black, which is perhaps the most poignant comparison for the GOP I’ve heard recently.
Vector from Dispicable Me laughing and saying “How adorable” all sarcastically. Seriously I don’t think I’ve had a full house once since I’ve been here lmao
It’s just me with my boobs out.
A Hyena laying in a grass field looking concerned or sad. A thought bubble appears over his head, containing a greek gyro sandwich.
A photo of a locked door at a movie theater. The two handles on the inside edges of the door have been loosely chained together with a heavy link chain and a padlock. This resembles a chain I frequently wear around my neck.
The ragebait bridge in Sen’s Fortress in Dark Souls.
The classic muscular guys shaking hands meme, with the two men labeled as “Halo fans” and “Pokemon fans” and their handshake labeled as “Having a hate-boner for every new game announcement”.
Two Gummicorns, one a rich brownish-red the other a pink and green gradient, stand next to one another. A trail of brownish clear jelly follows the green Gummicorn, and he’s sweating and blushing and shaking and panting. There is a bubble of the same brown fluid inside him, and an arrow points to the trail labeling it “Broncola”. The cherry-soda colored horse raises an eyebrow. Dr. Percheron: “You feelin’ alright Wagon? You’re lookin’ a little… Bloated…” Wagonmelom: “Mmm- I’m fine. Say, you busy Doc?” We see the two Gunmicorn’s thoughts 💭: Dr. Percheron: “Is that my BROTHER’S jizz?! Jeez… Whatever. Stay professional. … that’s so hot…” Wagonmelon: “His brother just came in me five minutes ago… but I NEED IT!”
A pink gummy unicorn (Sweet Strawburro) lowers his head in front of a tall purple gummy unicorn with spikier hair and covered in sour candy crystals (Barn Sour Grape). Strawburro is shaking, and looks nervous but excited. Sour Grape has a leaking boner. Grape: “Hm. Let me guess: You want daddy’s fat cock again.” Strawburro: “mmhmm-“ Grape: “What was that?!” Strawburro: “y-yes sir…” Grape: “Good~”
Two gummy unicorns named Punch Horse and Soda Pony. Punch Horse is lifting his leg to try and hide his massive leaking boner, and says “Everyone keeps staring at it… I can’t race like this!” Soda Pony crouches down and stares at it, liking his lips, and says “Don’t worry, I’ve got an idea~”
Two gummy candy unicorns in a cartoony style. One of them, labelled “Apploosa”, is sitting nervously on his butt while the other, labelled “Broncola”, stares at him while sweating hornily with a twitching erection. Apploosa nervously asks “W-will it hurt?” To which Broncola replies “Heh…naw.”
A cat screaming “Lock the Fuck In!!!” At a kitten who looks both surprised and amused
A whiteboard drawing of a large muscled young man drawn in purple marker wearing a tank top, a lock and chain collar, cargo shorts, and timberland boots sitting upon santa’s lap. “Santa” is drawn in red and has sunglasses on, and this particular santa is clearly more of a hunky bear daddy type than traditional wizened old man santa. Next to the drawing written in red marker a description reads “Me sitting respectfully on “Santa’s” lap…”
“Tom was a world traveler with a high IQ (🫩). He often had to hold back around “muggles.” (🤮🤮🤮)
A photo of Optimum Nutrition “blueberry lemonade” flavored Creatine and an open can of Mountain Dew next to a black cup. They have been combined.
A comic panel of Luigi of supermario brothers fame looking as though he is about to murder the viewer.
Screenshot of my Space Engineers Star Trek world, with a Freedom-Class starship approaching three large stations seen occasionally around Utopia Planitia Shipyards, Mars.
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2-Panel comic of Jackson Roscoe, a large Blue Roan horse man, naked and restrained to a workout bench. His body below his stomach has been pulled through a gloryhole, and he is wearing leather mits to keep him from trying to break free. Above him there is a clock not unlock a scoreboard at a baseball pitch that shows the time he has been restrained and the number of “Guests”. In the first panel, the “guests” are at 0 and the clock is at 9 minutes 43 seconds. Jackson squirms, his large equine penis quivering in anticipation. To his Master, off-screen, he says “Are you sure about this, Master Lynch? What if-“ Lynch cuts him off and says “You’re FINE, Stud. Just relax and enjoy it.” In the second panel, the “guest” counter is up to 18, and the time is 3 hours, 35 minutes, and 19 seconds. There is a muscular dog with brown spots riding him very eagerly, and Jackson’s toes and fists curl with sensation. In the living room, Lynch has joined his sub, and is sitting on Jackson’s chest as he gets ridden. Jacks’s head swirls, and he huffs hor breath as Lynch holds his head. Lynch says “C’mon, don’t give up now! We agreed, Twenty loads, no less! Now breed this guy, stud!” Jackson, his head clearly swimming with a lustdrunk confusion, lets out a strained “…mm-MPH!!” to which Lynch replies “Thaaat’s it. Good Boy.”
A poster showing a list of kinks and their associated days of October. The title reads: Malwarewolf404's Kinktober Challenge!!! The kinks are listed: 1. Gloryhole 2. Orgasm Denial 3. Age Gap 4. Free Use 5. Service 6. Scent Play 7. Size Queen 8. Stranger 9. Pos/Bugchasing 10. Predator/Prey 11. Branding 12. Breeding 13. Leather 14. Group Sex 15. Punishment 16. Locker room 17. Chastity 18. E-Stim 19. Breath Play 20. Knife Play 21. Hypnosis 22. Roleplay 23. Dad/Son 24. Public 25. Sensory Deprivation 26. Drunk Sex 27. Pup play 28. Bondage/Shibari 29. Aftercare 30. CNC 31. Ritual The socials are listed below: Bluesky: Malwarewolf Furaffinity and E621: Malwarewolf404 Tumblr: Malwarewolfdraws
A crumbling wooden farmhouse surrounded by overgrown grass and dead trees. The wood on the house is brown and gray and clearly dry rotting beyond repair. There is a bent telephone pole in front of the house. It looks like the setting to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Headline from the Hollywood Reporter: “DC Cancels ‘Red Hood’ Comic Book Series After Writer Shares Inflammatory Post Following Charlie Kirk Shooting”.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/YpsYN1VXPj
Stock image of a person in a hoodie with a shaved head, coincidentally holding a chicken.
An instagram screenshot of a man getting his EYELASH SHAVED with the caption: “The "Alpha Bros" are shaving off their eyelashes because long lashes are too feminine. 🙄”
The cover image for season one of amc’s Pantheon, which depicts a high school aged girl over a rendering of her digital self; both her and her digital self are distorting. This show can be found on Netflix.
A hyena with eyebrows drawn over it’s face giving it a raised eyebrow expression
A meme with brackets indicating various depths of a bottle of Cheerwine First quarter of the bottle: This tastes like juice Second quarter of the bottle: I’m not drunk yet Lower half of the bottle: BREED ME OH FUCK BREED ME PLEASE BREED ME I NEED TO BE BRED, DON’T STOP UNTIL I’M PREGNANT, FUUUCK I NEED TO BE BRED BY A NORTH CAROLINIAN