Mandy Dalton

@mandytheclown.bsky.social

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Philosopher, comic, and comedy writer.

DC Comedy Writers Group Exercises 8:30 PM Every Monday Night https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 DC Comedy Writers Group: The Guest Futon Icebreaker: Futon Feelings Write a joke about furniture from your childhood or a piece your family refuses to throw away. Examples: - My futon’s basically a transformer that gave up halfway through puberty. - The futon says ‘guest bed,’ but it feels more like a punishment for visiting. - My futon has two settings: back pain and buyer’s remorse. Exercise: The Furniture We’ve Known and Endured Examples: - Your childhood couch that’s seen more drama than cable news. - A recliner that’s basically a family member at this point. - The dresser that hides secrets, socks, and shame.