Arthur la raclure (pirate edition)

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He/Him, GD/LD/ND, cats n farts DNI if you have the intention of mentioning artificial stupidity. https://huitrebleue.wordpress.com/

Jack Dorso from Arrested Development, a 60-something man whose legs don't work, being carried around by a giant muscly man named Dragon
Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry 3, with a pink all caps Comic Sans MS "Jackpot" written above a rainbow heart shooting from their combined guns. Vergil has "prazepam" written on him, and Dante has "Prozac".
someone crying lying on the ground with their headphones on
A screenshot of an official Nintendo email advertising the new Yoshi game, entitled "Here's Yoshi!" Yoshi is pictured in his classical "laying an egg" pose, but for some reason the framing makes it look like he's taking a massive egg shaped dump rather than just laying an egg
A picture of a blue graffiti on a grey unused subway ad spot: it reads "Tu fais de ton mieux Je le sais." which can be translated as "You're doing your best I know it."
A garbage ad for some garbage crypto wallet app. The slogan reads "own your money". Someone crossed out money and rewrote Soul in its place
Un graffiti qui lit: "J'exaucerai mes vœux Allez vous faire foutre moi, j'y crois."
A picture of a street art poster, the head of a bull, its neck composed of pieces of buildings, stairs and cogs
Un screenshot de mes stats sur Blue Prince, un total de 163,7 heures, et 16/16 succès
a picture of a person with their arms raised, breaking the shackles restraining their arms. the sun sets in the background.
Luigi, one my parent's cats, very focused on dropping a little poo in a little hole in the garden. I then pan the camera to his "sister" Zelda who was watching him earlier but I think got distracted by hearing a magpie
I believe it is a still from the movie Highlander, someone holding a katana getting struck by lightning with a cool ass explosion in the background and two satellite dishes
A drawing of an apple wearing jeans, its hands on its hips, frowning hard and with a little smoke coming out of its stem (the part that sticks out of the apple you know that is connected to the branch of the tree)
A drawing of an anthropomorphized carrot, standing on its leaves, its hands on its hips, with a silly content smile
a picture of a nun hittng a bong HARD
a man visibly frustrated, eyes closed, putting his hand on his forehead with a lit cigarette
a Gif of Rhulk from Destiny 2, the final boss ofVow of the Disciple, one-tapping a Guardian with a nonchalant kick, his hands behind is back. the caption reads "ratio"
A set of 6 high quality renders of the main characters' faces from Devil May Cry 5 (Dante, Nero, Trish, Nico, Lady and V)
Hideo Kojima retweeting a video of Death Stranding 2 posted by Niktek, featuring 3 women with impeccable facial animations, that do not look uncanny. The text reads: Death Stranding 2 already proved that you don't need generative AI to make extremely realistic faces in video-games This running smoothly on a PS5 console is showing how much progress game graphics have made over the years. Most importantly, this doesn't look uncanny
deuxième panneau d'une BD, ou le premier c'est deux artistes qui font un gâteau, et un des artistes a honte que son gâteau soit moins beau que celui d'un autre. Le deuxième panneau, c'est le consommateur qui voit deux gâteaux, qui s'en fout que yen aie un moins beau: il dit juste "oh putain deux gâteaux!!!" Le meme est légendé "Agent 47 quand il arrive au bureau le matin"
A Sektori leaderboard rundown showing off a high score just half a mill off jacob geller's, which is two places. Humble brag about the top 6 global sentinel rank.
a wax statue of shakespeare as hamlet holding a skull (unsure) with "absolute theatre" hastily scribbled on top
game over screen from sektori, showing a new high score and me dying to a gen 5 void engine bullet stream
Londo Mollari from B5 rubbing his hands and smiling very happily at someone offscreen
takumi from hundred line is confusedly thinking so hard he's drooling and has a loading widget on his brain
A picture of a white wooden box from Blue Prince's parlor game with a written statement on it: "This statement is of no help at all."