Maple

@maplefields.bsky.social

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I do it for the girls and the gays that's it

A deep voice saying: "Pronouns?" followed by evil laughter. It then dismissively says "those are amateur nouns at best."
Video showing a group of poles in a parking lot, which pans to show a row of orange signs saying "Caution! when backing up be aware of steel post"
Kendrick Lamar on stage in front of a giant silhouette of a car covered in a red cloth
Photo of a sticker set of two anime style girls, one of whom is holding a fluffy white cat
Two cats in a dining room, both staring at the camera. The brown cat is sitting in front of a microwave, the black cat is loafing on a table.
A video discussing Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" where the presenter predicts that he will win a Grammy for calling Drake a sex offender, then jokingly says that he'll adapt it into a comic book that'll get adapted into a TV show and a musical, leading to Kendrick winning an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) for Not Like Us.
Text message reading: No matter who won a Grammy, I think tonight just proves that we're all winners because of just how good a year for music 2024 was Except for Drake lmao what a loser
Picture of a young person sitting on a desk giving a thumbs up. They're behind a computer monitor displaying a Premiere Pro timeline
Screenshot showing eleven emails from Google with the subject line "Security alert"
Photo of a Siamese cat sitting on a stool. His legs are tucked under his body, making it look like he doesn't have any.
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail, featuring a woman sitting in a pioneer style room. The video, which is 9 minutes and 51 seconds long, is titled "my favorite types of gay porn," and is uploaded by musician Ethel Cain.
Photo of Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties performing on a small stage
Photo of a cat smiling and squinting its eyes