MapQuest

@mapquest.com

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The OG of online mapping. Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest

Mapquest Special Edition 30th Anniversary Road Atlas
Curious character eager to listen
"WAIT... I CAN BE A UNICORN 🦄?!?!?!?!?!" Yes. You’ve always been a unicorn. The new MapQuest app will make it street legal.
Hawai‘i Volcanoes National Park ★★★★★ Was it lava at first sight? Obviously.
I’m sorry, the old MapQuest can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s dead.
Them: Will MapQuest's new app call it Gulf of Mexico? MapQuest: Do birds fly? Does Big Tech sniff your data?
His POV when the new MapQuest app drops
Colbert once lovingly roasted us with a “live feed” of MapQuest HQ: Our Chief Nostalgia Officer. Unconscious, lit by the glow of Windows 98. And honestly? Still outperforming Congress.
Spent the weekend saying things I meant and Monday trying to soften the shape they left. My boss hovered. Legal lurked. And as I stared at an apology never meant to be sent, I couldn’t help but wonder — in a culture desperate for authenticity, why does keeping it real feel like an act of resistance?
When my weekend behavior gets flagged by legal but favorited by marketing: LET MAPQUEST COOK! 😤
LEGALIZE COMEDY
Btw the Gulf of Mexico appears twice because denial is loud but MapQuest is louder.
MapQuest is back after over 10,000 years.
I'm not Panican, you're PANICAN. Courtesy: KTLA
After waking up to this, I’m staying out of it.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MapQuest Announces Triumphant Return to Paper Maps LOS ANGELES, CA — April 1, 2025 — MapQuest, the OG digital mapping service that guided travelers through the early days of the internet, announced today its unexpected return to analog navigation with the re-launch of paper print-outs. Codenamed “Project ReRoute,” this initiative aims to disrupt the modern GPS industry by bringing back the nostalgic charm of ink-smudged directions, jammed printers, and the thrill of missing your exit because you were flipping to page 3. “Our data shows a 3% increase in people yearning for a time when they could get lost with purpose,” said Chad Reynolds, Chief Nostalgia Officer at MapQuest. “And what better way to relive that than through crumpled pages and vague instructions like ‘turn left at the old gas station’?” As part of the rollout, MapQuest has included preloaded print-outs to classic American landmarks, including: Blockbuster Video #642 (Now a vape shop) Toys “R” Us (Parking lot still has faint giraffe shadows) Circuit City (Perfect if you miss buying 12 feet of AUX cable) Borders Books (May now be a Spirit Halloween—seasonally) “We believe people don’t just want directions,” Reynolds added. “They want memories—the scent of hot plastic CD-ROMs, the feel of rewinding VHS tapes, the joy of screaming ‘RECALCULATING!’ at a piece of paper.”
Get me to MapQuest country
Doing bad things with my baddies 📍 Badlands National Park 📸 NPS Photo/Mackenzie Reed
Mapquest is that girl. Ol’ reliable, MapQuest has been in the game since day 1 and been lurking waiting for its prime time spot. This is its moment and I believe that it’s time for all other map software to bow down to the rightful king. Except I don’t believe in patriarchy. So just use MapQuest because it doesn’t bow down to kings and their puppets.
The fact that Mapquest created a feature that you could name the Gulf of Mexico anything you want is malicious compliance. And we love to see it.
Follow the Yellowstone road. 📍 #NationalParks
If you remember this, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Turn slight right at the good part. 📍 Crater Lake National Park
I switched to MapQuest AFTER they went crazy.
Pure bliss courtesy of a MapQuest favorite: Olympic National Park 💚 Your mindfulness app could never.
Fun fact: MapQuest actually enjoy rides with Carl from the show Animal Control because we get to dwell in the truths no one else dares to: time is a cruel mirage and ETA is a tool of oppression.
MapQuest was SO productive last week.
Wow. It’s like Colbert REALLY sees me. Always knew MapQuest would end up on late-night TV — just assumed it would be for absolutely ReFuSiNg to remove Toys “R” Us from our maps 🫡
This Gulf of Mexico business has really brought out the people who ask for the manager at the DMV.
When page 4 of your MapQuest directions says turn left “turn left at Kmart”
Is it our directions or did you just decide "left" was more of a suggestion? Asking for a friend