Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛

@marattacks.bsky.social

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🇨🇺🇺🇸White/Cis, Pan/Poly/LGBTIAQ+🏳️‍🌈 &🏳️‍⚧️Ally, BLM, fan of NYM/NYJ/NYI/NYK/NYL🗽/BCEagles/RollTide/COYS/Pro Wrestling/Schadenfreude/Radical Left Scum!

Wearing a Boston "Marathon" memorial jersey under my suit. 💙💛
Wearing a Jackie Robinson memorial t-shirt
Sister Michael from "Derry Girls" in her gi
Wearing pure and black velvet in honor of Rex Manning Day (alas, one day late).
T-shirt reading "Touch my beard and tell me I'm pretty."
Wearing my Mets gear for Opening Day
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
Me in an old school Tottenham kit
Dylan McKay's glorious sideburns fr 90210
Selfie of me in front of Miami Freedom Park, home of Inter Miami FC
Picture of Spring training Mets broadcast on the TV
A box full of Pete Alonso Mets tees & jerseys.
The gold medal winning US men's team skating with the late Johnny Hockey's sweater! 🙏🦅🇺🇸
Me holding a breakfast beer & wearing a USA hockey sweater for the men's gold medal game.
Me wearing my USA sweater and holding a breakfast beer for the men's gold medal game. 🇺🇸
Chelsea Janes on SNY
A T-shirt with OG Anunoby printed on it
Scout Dog dressed in Mets gear and smiling
A container full of Pete Alonso Mets gear 😢
Scout dog in Mets gear for Mets at Marlins in Miami. 🧡💙
Jerry Orbach saying "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong."
Jerry Orbach as Dr Houseman admits he was wrong about Johnny in "Dirty Dancing."
Long rant for review
Wearing a t-shirt which reads, "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressors."
Copy of Bluesky bio including tag "Radical Left Scum."
Description of FIFA awarding me the greatest prize of all time! I am the greatest winner ever!
Selfie with myself and the Amazing Wallace Shawn!
Selfie of me in a tux
Selfie outside a polling site in honor of Election Day
Me snuggling with my dog
Selfie wearing a Jets cap and a Three Stooges t-shirt, linking the two squads in their ridiculousness.
Scout Dog with a smile
Scout Dawg and the Athlete Logo LFGM sign he sent us!
Selfie wearing a Pride themed Mets cap
A t-shirt reads "I got pegged at Cracker Barrel"
Mets player wearing cold weather gear during a game
My personal ESPN Sports Misery Index score of 80, woeful
Sports misery score
Heung-Min Son announces he is leaving Tottenham Football Club
The "Sickos" cartoon from The Onion
Chris Tucker as "Ruby Rhod" from "The Fifth Element"
Selfie wearing a Mets jersey
Selfie wearing David Wright gear for his number retirement ceremony
Man's exclamation on experiencing testicular trauma
Jim Shooter, comic book legend, may he rest in peace
Pills being halved
Mel Brooks at Kennedy Center Honors
Brian. F'N. Wilson! RIP
Scout Dog in his Mets jersey at Bark at the Park
Simone Biles torches failed swimmer, and it is glorious!
A post telling a right wing loser how queer his post is during Pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈
Scout is a happy doggo
A personalized Mets jersey reading "Nancy 63," for her June 3rd birthday, QEPD
Oldish man with a Pride themed Mets cap.
Picture of me wearing my new glasses
Me showing off my new glasses