Markus Barkus

@marble.bsky.social

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Someone (me) sitting at a table with a pen and some other stuff at a table. I’m thinking, “the problem with terrible comics day”
A cat standing in a doorway, his tail raised high. His coat is mostly white, with grey patterns on his ears and tail
Three cats - a tabby, grey and white tuxedo, and a ginger cat - all sat on the seats and storage of motorbikes
A calico tuxedo kitty. She’s sitting nicely with her paws in front of her. Polite. She’s looking up with big green eyes
A little brown bird
A little black and white tuxedo cat sitting with Greek ruins
A WIP cross stitch of part of the pattern “Strawberry Thief”
A photo of the Lady Chapel in Saint Nicholas, Leicester. The building is dark, but the back wall is illuminated
A cone of fries / chips. It’s smothered with Andalouse sauce.
a screenshot of my 'chats' tab. it contains one chat, with @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social. the last message is "You: pee must be juice".
a commission image. the text is the same as in the post. there's also four fullbody examples. at the bottom is the brief terms of service; "Artist reserves the right to use artwork for further promotions, but does not claim ownership of designs drawn. Artist has the right to refuse or cancel commissions at their discretion."
a wite guy in a grey hoodie and jeans with blonde hair. his eyes are completely white. behind him are realistic, decapitated hands with cartoon blood from the wrists, forming a circle.
the pokemon Dewgong (number 87)
A screenshot from Pokemon blue. The trainer is in a battle with the Pokemon Mew. The text says “Wild Mew appeared!”
cleffa from pokemon with a few hearts
shiny magikarp!
a screenshot that reads "honestly this is just designslop"
a dude with shoulder long desaturated purple hair. he has red eyes with Xes for pupils. he's holding a wolf mask. his hoodie is red, white and black, styled to look stitched, with a stitched smile on it. he has piercings. two tail keychains hang from his waistband. he's circled by knives, one of which being bloody.
two drawings of the same guy. he looks like a normal white dude with blinding blue eyes. the second drawing features him with a big smile and half-lidded eyes that are pure white. his hair is tousled. an excessive amount of blood is pouring out of his eyes and down his face
COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHOG, a cool purple hedgehog with piercings and heavy black eyeliner. he's posed in a badass way and says "psssh...nothin personnel...kid..."
two drawings of a long-haired man in a hoodie with a black choker. he has a scar over one eye and an ear piercing. his hair is dishevelled. his eyes are red. he's smirking like a cocky, evil dude. the other drawing has his face covered by a mask. said mask has two downturned eyes and a comically large frown. one of the eyes has a crack, just like his scar. it also has cool / badass devil horns
corbeau from pokemon legends ZA and the customisable trainer posing for a selfie. the trainer's arm is held out, holding the camera. they look happy. corbeau is grumpier, more embarrassed about the photo being taken
Puzzmo’s Circuts, cropped to show the clue “Millie Bobby”, pointing to an empty space, prompting the answer, “Brown”
The sickos guy going “Yes… ha ha ha… yes!!!!”, except his shirt says "Stockos"
Keith from Voltron. He's in casual clothes and on a skateboard
A fake CD cover. Chuck, a country star, is tied to a chair. He’s being tilted backwards by Tez, an 80s rock star with huge red hair. The title is “MAN OF THE HOUSE”, with “TEZ HAWKE • CHUCK REDWOOD” written under it. There’s a coffee mug stain on it, as well as a price tag for $2.50
sketch of two people. the first is Tez, a woman with big, wild hair. she's got her foot on a chair, tilting it backwards. on the chair is Chuck, an older man with a cowboy hat. he's tied to it with tape over his mouth
sketch of two people. the first is Tez, a woman with big, wild hair. she's got her foot on a chair, tilting it backwards. on the chair is Chuck, an older man with a cowboy hat. he's tied to it with tape over his mouth
three alien girls in different 00's fashions posing for a selfie
the "i don't always..." meme. it reads "i don't always vape... ... oh wait, yes i do."
A zine cover. It reads "Is This Loss," in the style of the meme Loss.jpg.
A zine cover. Written on it in bold is “I ST HI Sloss”, a stylised version of the meme “is this loss”, written in Loss format.
The front cover of a zine called "FAT ANIMALS". There's a fat cat, bat, and gnat on the cover.
a two-page spread for XD. it's decorated with cut out pictures of XD, as well as various stickers. the text reads: XD! XEE-DOP is an alien who lives 20 light years away from Earth. her cultural touchpoint is Earth in the 2000s! Name: Xee-Dop. Style: Preppy. Fav food: Ice cream. Fav artist: Britney Spears. Fav animal: puppies. Fav pokemon: Espeon. XD loves hanging out with her friends. she's always down to try new styles and listen to all kinds of music.
A thin notebook made of different coloured paper
a cat/lynx-like anthro wearing colourful pants, sweater and hat, sitting and smoking
A photo of “the bizarre world of fake video games”, a large hardback book by super eyepatch wolf
john linnel from they might be giants. he's stood in a white void, far away from the camera. he's stood with his arms slightly out and legs shoulder length apart, bent slightly at the waist and knees. he has a very very long hat on.
john flans of they might be giants from the 'don't let's start' music video. he's wearing a tall hat and crawling in an empty space
XP, a greek alien with a 00s emo style. she's sat on the floor of her room with a flip phone, taking a mirror selfie. there's a paramore and MCR poster on the wall.
unown from pokemon. they resemble the numbers '6' and '7'.
two alien girls. one (XO) is a scene girl, the other (XI) is a metalhead. they both have green skin and antennae. a larger and more detailed version of the scene girl is also in the background.
bauth, the dark urge, a drow. his arms are outstretched and his cape is blowing. he has a big smile on his face. it looks like he's trying to persuade you, but he's untrustworthy.
a drow with a big creepy smile on his face and bloodlust in his eyes
a pokemon trainer dressed in a leather jacket, red shirt, jean shorts and black boots, blushing as he thinks about corbeau. in the corner is a faded doodle of him in agony, thinking "BRO I FUCKING HATE FRANCE"
a screenshot of my trainer, in off-white and pink/red clothes, posing next to a doublade
a screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A. my trainer stands in front of an alpha sharpedo, making upside down 'v' signs with their hands
the same as above, except vanillite is turned away from the camera and is instead looking at a snover behind the trainer. the snover is mad, and the trainer looks upset or uncomfortable as they pose
my pokemon legends ZA trainer posed next to a shiny vanillite. shiny vanillite is white and a bright purple/pink. my trainer is dressed in white and pink, throwing up a finger heart pose
My pokemon legends Z-A trainer smiling and posing next to their Audino
a photo of "Let Me In Your Window", a collection of horror stories by Adam Ellis. a woman crouches below a window, where an eye peeks in. the window is a cutout. a piece of paper has been placed between the cover and first page, so the original eye is replaced by Mr Blobby's.
Reality, the main character from Sophie Kemp's "Paradise Logic". she's a bright woman with brown hair and an orange dress, with green eyeshadow and purple lipstick. there's an explosion of colour behind her. behind that is a vague, murky brown room. "Reality <3" is written under her, glowing. radiant. in the corner, "Ask your doctor about ZZZvx ULTRA (XR)" is written three times
an anime girl with horse ears and tail. her hair is orange and fluffy. she has tan skin and freckles with a bandaid on her nose. she has a clown hat-style accessory on her left ear. she's wearing a japanese-style school uniform. the words "TOM FOOL" float beside her.
mayano top gun from uma usume, excelt she's an anthro version of the real mayano top gun. she's wearing her casual yellow dress outfit
a meme. the original blank template is a skeleton lifting weights with the caption "my body is a machine that turns ___ into ___". i've put maruzensky's face on the skeleton and edited the text so it now reads "my body is a machine that turns [number 8 favourite] into [1st place]"
A giant bowl of pasta with spicy cheese, tomato sauce, diced chorizo and onions