Marcus Elliott

@marcuselliott.bsky.social

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Pokes things until they break. Complains. Repeats. A little bit of diggity and lots of doubt. Educator who now works in the UK civil service. marcuselliott.co.uk

Horizontal bar graph showing goals conceded by West Ham, Wolves, Brentford and Forest. The bars are made up of total,first half and second half blocks, effectively double counting.

Driveway with a car parked on it, in front of two garages. There is grass and a new tree to one side. The garages do not join up with the driveway meaning no car could get into the garage

Red shoe box with the following sizes listed: for women a US size 8, uk 5.5, European 39, and 25cm. But for men it’s a US sizesize 6.5, uk 6, European 39 and 24.5cm.

A Norman castle tower extending above various walls as viewed from a distance. Trees and leaves are in the foreground. There is a Union flag flying from the flagpole at the top of the tower in front of a blue sky

Newspaper with headline 'Old Man Yells at cloud', with a picture of an old man, hand raised, fist clenched, shouting at a solitary cloud. Taken from the Simpsons.

Picture of a pigeon with a headline below reading: "Pigeons mirror AI learning patterns, researchers say" from Business Insider. The terms pigeon has been crossed out and replaced with AI, and AI has been corrected to Pigeons, so the headline now reads "AI mirror pigeon's learning patterns, researchers say"

4 panel comic strip. A father, in business attire, and child are standing at a bus stop. In the first panel the child says "daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?". In the second panel the pair look at each other and the father replies "so we can have nice things my boy". In the third panel, the boy replies "but all of our things are shit". In the last panel the father looks away and days "you're shit".