Mary G Bird

@marebear333.bsky.social

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I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.

Prisitine, deep purple pearlescent, 1967 mustang sits invitingly in the sun.
Front cover of pocketbook #91 a collection of short stories
Tabby named 8-bit lays belly up with front paws curled in a display of cuteness so profound it hurts a little. Also he is very soft.
A jar of trichome coated grape gas strain cannabis stares enticingly at the camera.
Bright pink bag shows gummy cube candy with squishie gummy filling. Bag is labeled 'juicy drop gummy mystery cube'. Side note: flavor so strong i had to blink my way through the first one and did not know that was even a thing.
blue plate full of homemade churros sits next to a whipped cream covered cup of hot chocolate on a brown speckled counter top
A tan tabby (Talker) is curled up on a black comforter pretending he doesn't know I am taking his picture.
Jar of Washingtpn Apple indoor strain marijuana nugs
Black kitty meows ferociously next to a ouija doormat
8-Bit a.k.a Bubs, a tabby cat looks over his shoulder to see what the damn human is up to this time.
Beautiful tabby cat snuggles his own feet while sleeping on a black background.
A view of the inner top lid of a cardboard cylibder container reads, "Caution: You may feel like a noodle after using this bath bomb. Remind yourself you are only mataphorically noodly. Do not climb into a bowl of marinara."
This is a '79 International cabover...a white cabover semi sits in a snowy landscape with a blue fence behind it.
All black norwegian forest cat, Jazzy, reclines in her bed looking to the camera as if to say "what now human?"
Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, lays belly up as though dead when in fact he is merely sleeping that deep sleep of the young we so yearn for as we age. A testament to youth he is also a major pain in the ass and we love him.
throwback picture of baby Princess, a tortoiseshell kitten, and her brother Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, getting caught playing in the bathtub.
Sweet, innocent looking tabby cat, 8-bit, lays out on the kitchen floor surrounded by the homegrown catnip freshly harvested for his enjoyment.
Jazzy, the all black cat, looks to the camera as she stands on a black comforter. She seems sweet and lovable, but in her old age she is becoming quite an evil bitch. This only makes us love her more
Pencil sketches of our bestest employee, Woof, a red heeler. She is surrounded by fireworks made of tennis balls and doggie biscuits. A banner above her head reads '2 years' and two rockets sit below her.
A vibrant green Gary Payton Cookies clone under a grow light shows off her deep green leaves.
8-Bit, also known as Bubs, the tabby lounges on a black comforter as he looks to the camera with perfect yellow green eyes and an expression that says he is dangerously close to being done with my shit.
Top down view of a cannabis clone (Gary Payton Cookies). Vibrant, green, healthy and happy!
Talker, a tabby, sits with his back to the camera on a black comforter...that is my bed, but not my cat.
Mayhem, our gray long hair tabby, sleeps belly up exposing much floof. This is a trap, or course, the floof is soft and those who know this learned by bloodshed.
8-bit, our very photogenic tabby, sleeps curled up in a ball of adorable cat
8-bit, an american short hair tabby, snuggles on a warm american flag print towel and a pair of blye jeans. He is currently rated best snuggler in the house.
Princess Mow Mow, a deceptively sweet appearing tortoiseshell cat stares innocently into the camera. This is an act, do not be fooled.
8-bit, a tan tabby, gazes handsomely at the camera as he lays on a black comforter with his widdle paws pulled up to be as cute as frigging possible.
Bubs (a.k.a. 8-bit), a short hair tabby, curls up on a freshly dried towel and pair of blue jeans. It is his official job to hold fresh laundry down. He takes his job very seriously.
Woof, a red heeler pitbull lab mix, sleeps tye sleep of the righteous on her blankie and couch.
Jazzy, an all black Norwegian Forrest cat, snuggles in her fluffy white bed while looking sweetly at the camera...she is not sweet, do not be fooled, petting the belly means certain death. Best Cat Ever.
Leviathan, a 6ft red tail boa stretches out on the floor of her local dispensary while her foster momma gives her a lil pet.
Slightly blurry shot of Mayhem, a gray tabby, enjoying a box he has just discovered. He has a happy yet guily expression like he got busted eating stolen cookies.
Ginger tabby Jr looks up at his temporary human servant wondering why his breakfast is late.
This is Blue, he is an all black domestic short hair cat. Blue is not sure if he should let me pet him...spoiler I gave out breakfast and suddenly he loved me very much.
8-Bit, the most handsome tabby to ever live, shows his ever so soft belly tempting the unwary to go in for a pet. Not pictured the band-aids I required after falling for this trick for the thousandth time.
Mayhem, a gray long hair tabby, struggles to fit the wide load that is his ass into a much too small barnes and nobles bag and thus break all laws of physics.
An all black domestic short hair cat looks at the camera. This is Blue he is hoping for 2nd breakfast, might be part hobbit.
8-bit (aka Bubs) a short hair tabby cat lays on his side and looks at the camera as if I have managed to insult seven generations of feline by snapping this single shit.
Princess Mow-mow (a tortoiseshell feline) looks innocently at the camera belying her homicidal tendencies
the crew of the planet express ship stand outside Leela's new 'safety ship' a boxy gray abomination of a spaceship
The crew of the Planet Express ship stand outside the boxy gray safety ship after Leela pulls tarp off in 'unveiling'...vehicle sports no windows and low to the ground profile.
Our boy Mayhem (long hair gray tabby) stretches out showing his fluffy freckled tummy while he sleeps like he is in a coma.
Absolutely beautiful and vibrant green marijuana clones form a lush canopy
A handsome tabby (8-bit is his name) lays in a pile of homegrown catnip on a tan linoleum floor. Momma grows the best stash of nip and my boy appreciates it.
Painting of bird in a tree (no idea what type of bird but it is brown and orange and pretty damn cute)
An 8 week old black lab (Bash) sleeps on a brown counter
My spooky baby Jazzy, an all black Norwegian Forest cat, looks at the camera as if to say she is done with all out shit.
Mayhem (grey tabby) as a kitten innocently sitting on the bathtub edge...he very clearly was NOT swinging from the shower curtain and, quite frankly, is disturbed you would suggest such a thing. Shampoo bottle for scale.
Jazzy (an all black Norwegian forest cat) looks sweetly at the camera even though I'm pretty sure she bit the hell outta me not too long after this was taken. I may have been rubbing her belly when she bit me though.
weird ad that makes no sense...I am guessing for hotels, def made with AI, total trash
Mayhem (grey tabby, right) and his sister Princess Mow-mow (tortoiseshell, left) snuggle in a for a cat nap, taken when they were kittens and less spicy than they currently are.
8-bit (tabby cat) stretched out on the kitchen floor amongst some homegrown cat nip, his gaze says both contentment as well as nobody better touch that nip.
Ha, I lied. This ia a dog. A very sweet red heeler named Woofer stares sadly into the camera, because she was left with some amateur human instead of HER human damn it. I am a poor substitute evidently.
Mayhem (grey tabby) and his sister Princess Mow-mow (tortoiseshell) snuggle in for a nap.
A very sleepy Mayhem (grey tabby) and his sister Princess Mow-mow (tortoiseshell) lounge peacefully on a cat tree in the same position but different perches/levels.
Little baby Mayhem (grey tabby) stretches out in complete relaxation showing a soft tummy that the wise know better than to touch, but the foolish like myself simply can not resist.
Tortoiseshell kitty (Princess Mow-mow) looks directly into the camera taking zero shit and expecting you to take care of yourself and the ones you love.
Big Momma Ms. Turtle, a tortoiseshell kitty, stretches out leisurely as cats should