Marf

@marf.dog

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A Wolf on the internet - it/they/he - 34 🔞only please Book nerd, ΘΔ!! Queer 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️ @fizzy.gay ❤️ 🩵 @whoisallo.gay 🩵 Telegram: t.me/FuzzyMarf

The classic screen from Neon Geneisis with the big head in the background, except the head is replaced with en Eevee
a cat in a dome, and also rubber mitts.
A drawing of made, being a goober
The "not what I'm called meme," with me being called mark.
A small white dog staring directly at the camera, with text that says "I know what you are"
An edited version of the holy Trinity chart in which the central circle is "buttgole" the top circle is "tail" and the two side circles are "right cheek" and "left cheek"
Marf holding a canine skull, lamenting.
A small bowl of guacamole, featuring a tortilla chip
A cutting board with avocados, onion, tomato, limes, cilantro, and jalapenos
the "hahahaha how are you that small" meme
two orcs from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, one sniffs the air aggressively, and the second asks "what is it, what do you smell?" to which the first orc replies "Manflesh."
An image of the little treat horseshoe chart, showing that catastrophe and success both lead to desiring and deserving a little treat.
an adult wolf carrying a very small wolf pup by the scruff.
squeeze toy with bulging eyes.
A screenshot of the pokemon anime in which shuckle, a yellow mass of tentacles inside a red turtle-like shell, sits on a grassy field with stadium seating in the background.
the film cover for "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" featuring two dogs and a cat.
Sausages cooking on a grill against a grassy background
The "cat looking inside a wireless mouse" meme except it says "start one piece" "look inside" "1,160 pieces"
a photo of my wrists, each one has a fresh tattoo of a black and white dew claw. they're a bit swollen and red because they're fresh (especially the one on the left)
Egg bites in a muffin pan with some green stuff in them (green onions and spinach). There's also some prosciutto in there but you can't see it.
A stick figure drawing of a person saying "oh nooooo" except they're wearing a party hat and popping champagne.
A drawing of Marf as a plushie, snoozing on a blue and green background
A screenshot of three messages "I ain't reading all that". "I'm happy for you though" "or sorry that happened"
A video of a light colored wolf laying upside down in a man's lap, getting a whole bunch of scratches and doing a big stretch.
the old comic of the wealthy man drinking from a pipe, while the starve man gets drops from a leak in the pipe. except I replaced the starved man with another big fella, and added a larger spout on the bottom. the text over the man drinking from the front of the pipe says "Piss Drinkers" while the text on the man under the pipe says "Also Piss Drinkers, but drinking from my prince albert.
A smaller portion of the chia pudding from the quote post, in a small mason jar, with sliced strawberries and coconut shavings.
A large mason jar full of chia pudding.
5 glass containers with white rice, ground chicken, roasted sweet potatoes and broccoli, and some separate containers of a poblano sauce.
A stick figure saying "oh no" but popping a bottle of champagne and wearing a party hat.
A running man with a comically fat ass
a very very tiny hydroflask bottle.
A photo of a black cat in a bow tie
a photo of a can of beer, called "Wolf Treats" with a purple wolf on the label.
Photo of a black cat (named Nelson) napping on the book from the quote post.
A copy of "pride and prejudice for your cat"
A tumblr post mocking the human body for trying to solve all its problems by making mucus
A photo of the bronze statue La Lupa Capitolina depicting the wolf rearing Remus and Romulus.
A locking case full of floppy disks
A purple badge ribbon that says "I got pregnant at AnthroExpo after dark"
Me in a rubber suit and Zipperdog hood laying on a big inflatable unicorn.
a photo of me in a shiny black zipperdog hood, and a black shiny paw, holding an "AnthroExpo 2026" mug
a nature documentary of the Giant Horse Conch.
A quiz completed splash screen with the following results: "Pirate, creamy doggy, creature :), kinky, savvy shopper, breakfast appreciator, dogspotter extraordinaire, feet-aware, egg, 💯, pumped up the jam, fun guy, burger supplier, no mayo, potato powered, cookie accepter"
A Facebook Marketplace ad for a "grimace jail" a horrifying cage topped by the McDonald's character "Grimace"
Bart Simpson saying "what an odd thing to post"