maggie

@margaretsky.bsky.social

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A Snapshot of Maggie's recommended jobs. The third listing is an Ideation Manager (no not that kind) for Playfly Sports
Jeopardy IG post for Father’s Day featuring a hot priest
Maggie’s cat Vegas curled up
Maggie’s view of the Knicks parade zooming
Julia Szczurowska, OPP for the Polish national team, with a devastating solo block during the match against Czechia. She is rocking winged eyeliner and a sleeve tattoo during the game
Fortnite now has Wolf Parade’s “I’ll Believe in Anything” in it. I don’t know what this means. Like, it’s not a skin players can use. I don’t even think the game has a soundtrack. Subpop what is you doing?
Maggie’s workout for today. Volleyball 760CAL Basketball 348CAL Outdoor Run 5.01KM Today
Geese, the animal, hanging around Central Park
The two finalists of the scripps spelling bee. Shrey is towering over Ishaan
Audio message from a friend that has been transcribed. It reads: Yeah, so I'm very slow moving this morning because I have been trying to wake up at six so that I can be out the door like by like nine but I didn't do that now it's 930 and I still am unwashed in my pajamas and I feel like I should be making the most of my free days cause I might have a job soon and I'm really gonna miss not being employed but like I said I was like oh go to Central Park and I'm just like oh my God, there's a huge fucking spider on my ceiling. Jesus OK so I'II deal with that. Oh my God it's so. Oh, OK. I think it's a l think it's a daddy long legs. It has like 1,000,000 mile long legs. I don't know how he got in here but he's not gonna leave. I'm so sorry my voice memo is so rambling anyway yeah originally I was gonna go to Manhattan and then I I'm like I don't feel like it so I'm trying to decide what to do cause it's so nice outside. Anyway, also, I was looking at Ginger's Instagram because I think it was you that told me about them having a shut down. I'm gonna suck them up the vacuum cleaner corry the vacuum cleaner is directly below the spider
A silver cybertruck with the NJ license plate Y12 VBC
Simpsons meme where the surrogate for apu down by the shore holds up the m-320 firework. It reads: Celebrate your city’s first Finals appearance in 27 years by blowing up a small part of it
IG post announcing Anneli Maley has been signed to a development contract with the NY Liberty
Oklahoman op ed that was taken down. It reads: Like thunder, Israel is an underdog that has become hated Opinion Story by Eitan Reshef, Guest columnist • 11h
Maggie’s two cats Vegas and Reno hanging out on the couch without a care in the world
Screenshot of the Miami Heat’s 2026-2027 salary cap hit. At the bottom is Vladislav Golden is making $-11
Screenshot of Pitchfork's review of the new Chris Brown album. The lede reads: Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.
Anneli Marley’s game day fit for the Phoenix Mercury’s season opener
Box containing a tool for finding hidden beams behind drywall so you can hang heavy objects. The box says Stud Finder
Mitchell Robinson dunking all over Joel Embiid
Apartment door to the condo from hell. Since the resident is a New Yorker and likely doesn’t have a car, the door serves as the final resting place for bumper stickers that should be affixed to a Ford F150. There are too many to list out individually, but some highlights include: The first line of the constitution with a handgun obscuring the text after We the People, a sign that says “No Trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies”, let’s go Brandon stickers, God Bless ICE, and one of those Spencer gifts posters that has 1950s pop art of a guy with a poker hand and a vulgar caption that reads “Bluffing. A pair of Balls beats everything”
From NYLiberty community on Reddit nyliberty: 8 min Threads The New York Liberty have waived (G) Derin Erdoğan, (F) Alex Fowler and (F) Anneli Maley, the team announced today. ROSTER UPDATE
IG message from said situationship. It’s a reel about Klay Thompsons 60 point game where he took 11 dribbles. I respond: Doesn’t matter fumbled Megan Thee Stallion
Same bar, same wallpaper as the replied post. From a full page spread in what I can assume is a magazine from the 80s featuring bowling players from two different genders. It reads: “Men vs. Women”
Anne Hathaway in an OG anunoby jersey with laser eyes
Wallpaper of a dive bar. It’s a 1960s style magazine ad for guns with an aviator clad Orange County Republican dude helping a Janet Reno looking motherfucker aim a pistol. It’s captioned “Housewife’s her title. Colts her sport”
Maggie is in the process of folding laundry. On her bed are two removable drawers - one filled with t-shirts, the other has been claimed by Maggie’s cat Vegas who is using it as a bed
Game 4 of the 2009 western conference first round between the Melo led nuggets and the CP3 led New Orleans Hornets. Final score 121-63
Anne Hathaway talking about her love for OG on Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Carson or Johnny Fallon or some shit
Meme from the Simpsons: zee goggles zey do nothing
Maggie’s legs. Below her two thighs tattoos are the most beat up, iron deficient knees you’ve ever seen in your life
Screenshot from the intro of Trails in the Sky First Chapter. In a conversation between Estelle and Cassius, he responds: Besides, what are you so worried about? I always work just hard enough to not get myself fired
Russell brand on piers Morgan reading the bible
Text exchange with a situationship. It reads: Him: I need more feral texts " me: Knicks won im horny
Screenshot of an Instagram reel from @smiling_strange. The reel is titled Billy Corgan is the Kevin Durant of Rock. The screenshot is taken when the narrator says “it’s just that like his career is kind of disappointing if you’re a casual”
A subway ad for Glance - an AI shopper. The ad features a male model that looks like clavicular and that one dude from heated rivalry had a baby. It reads: “hey glance, style me I inherited taste (and not just money). The internet was a mistake
Screen recording of Maggie’s Instagram feed with an ad for Meta’s free creation tools. The reel currently playing features an AI generated female with an incorrect hitting approach and making literally no contact with a volleyball that floats around with unpredictable movement like the rings in those handheld toys that are like screens filled with water and you push a button and the ring floats around and you try to get them to land on a peg. Those games were nigh impossible as a child, but you’d still have a better chance than this chick does at hitting this volleyball
Post from r/tattoos. The title reads: Question: Would this make for a good tattoo on my arm? And would my workplace accept this? (Goldman Sachs) The image is of a Mr Peanut knockoff with grills and a fedora and disembodied right hand of a black man with a Rolex. It’s an absurd image like those ones where they simulate you having a stroke and you can’t recognize anything in the photo
Closeup of Frasier in the bootleg Cheers poster from the quoted post.
Shams details of the new WNBA CBA: From wnba community on Reddit Shams Charania Details of a landmark WNBA collective bargaining agreement, per ESPN sources: - New salary cap starting at $7 million, up from $1.5 million - Average revenue share of nearly 20% across deal - Supermax starting at $1.4M - Average salary in range of $600K, minimum above $300K Like
A medium rare shell steak on a bed of sautéed kale with pineapple salsa and skyr crema
Point from LOVB Nebraska vs LOVB Houston. Anne Buijs and her wife Carol block a back row attack from Jordan Thompson
Text exchange with a friend. It reads: Me: I sadly am working! Gotten pretty busy too now that all my clients are back from Lunar New Year : ( Her: awful you're too hot to have to work this hard (Maggie sends a picture of a sticker that says Too Pretty to work) Me: Fucking literally Have this sitting on my desk like the Simpsons "Do It For Her" meme
Email from Change org about a petition: “Stop sexualized jokes about babies in FridaBaby advertising”
Video of Jordan Larson’s block in set 1 of LOVB Nebraska vs LOVB Houston to make it 14-10
Bronze medallist Sturla Holm Laegreid of Norway
Screenshot of an excerpt from the ACLU’s summary of the two Supreme Court cases concerning trans rights it reads: Attorneys for the two transgender athletes argued today that the bans violate the rights of transgender and cisgender female students under the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. In addition, in West Virginia v. B.P.J. they argued that West Virginia's ban violates Title IX, the federal law prohibiting sex discrimination in educational programs. Federal courts have blocked enforcement of these bans in both lawsuits.
Terms of the DOE’s ruling that SJSU violated Title IX. In order to make amends, the university has 10 days to: • Issue a public statement to the SJSU community that SJSU will adopt biology-based definitions of the words 'male' and 'female' and acknowledge that the sex of a human - male or female - is unchangeable; • Specify that SJSU will follow Title IX by separating sports and intimate facilities based on biological sex; • State that SJSU will not delegate its obligation to comply with Title IX to any external association or entity and will not contract with any entity that discriminates on the basis of sex; • Restore to individual female athletes all individual athletic records and titles misappropriated by male athletes competing in women's categories, and issue a personalized letter of apology on behalf of SJSU to each female athlete for allowing her participation in athletics to be marred by sex discrimination; and • Send a personalized apology to every woman who played in SJSU's women's indoor volleyball (2022-2024), 2023 beach volleyball, and to any woman on a team that forfeited rather than compete against SJSU while a male student was on the roster-expressing sincere regret for placing female athletes in that position. The Department of Education launched an investigation into the university last February after a highly publicized college volleyball season that saw seven teams forfeit games to SJSU amid the controversy.
Old kink.com HQ and SF armory building
Tinder screenshot saying “Your Selfie is under review We'll unlock your account and reinstate your profile if you pass the review.” Despite having previously been photo verified, I was asked to solve a captcha and resubmit a selfie for review pending reinstatement because some butthurt transphobe got pissed he swiped right on a trans baddie
Tales of Xillia: Remastered for Nintendo switch
Maggie’s cat, Vegas, rest his head on a copy of Brothers Karamazov
Lindsay bluth meme: “you want me To be explicit”
Cropped screenshot from Tinder from a guy who made a first impression saying “dunk on me?”
Billboard on the NJ turnpike for an injury lawyer named, and I shit you not, Pond LeHocky
Old photo of [redacted]
Screenshot from a Tinder profile. It reads: NO Men or Trannies! Read the profile. And I'm NOT messaging back & forth. Send your number. If you wanna know me. I Love to Laugh. Audacious, spontaneous, adventurous, and TALL with the... Curiously, he liked me, a trans woman
Maggie in a chic new bob
A Pinterest search page for bob hairstyles 2024 trends. It has a woman with an impossibly perfect shaggy bob with her back to the camera. She is baring her left shoulder, which is odd, because the fur collar is still around her neck, making it look like the jacket is melting off of her shoulder