MariEsposeets

@mariesposeets.bsky.social

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artist/animator by night. Loves animals. She/they Do NOT post my art on twitter or meta 100% human-made art! 🚫AI! It's ruining the world!

A feathery dragon sprawled on hoard of junk (shoes, clothes, games, electronics, adapters, toys, books, bottles, etc) drinking from a mug. The dragon has another head on tail. The tail-head is angrily saying: "Oi! That's my mug!"
pen, color pencil, and watercolor of a dik-dik twisting snoot to side and going SNRRRK
A young alpaca happily sitting with a bunch of frogs. Watercolor
stoat grinning deviously
The alpaca (Evie) when still a cria, with frogs of various species in her lap and one on her head. She says: "Mama, every morning I wake up grateful that we reclaimed frogs from right-wing online losers." Mama: That's... nice dear. (there's a wizard frog perched on Mama's rear)
The alpaca is laying holding sketchbook, having drawn something. Voice off screen: What do you have there, alpaca? Alpaca answers: ART! (It's a drawing of a hot Bill Cipher with a full humanoid body) (illustration done with pen, watercolor, and some digital color)
watercolor sketch of Criv the otter and a beaver. Beaver is thoroughly disgusted.
Mad Jacqui the jester fox pulling on eyelashes, mimicking Madame Medusa from The Rescuers removing hers.
Piper the otter holding PVC pipe and making thppbbbhttpph noise with her tongue. Watercolor and color pencil sketch
Dollie the punk merganser aggressively asking for snacks.
Pen and watercolor illustration of a pearlfish and a sea cucumber on the sea floor. Sea cucumber has a bunch of kinky stuff. Pearlfish: No. Sea cucumber: Well, excuse me for trying to turn our parasitic relationship into a mutualistic one.
Sketches of otters Criv and Piper in various poses. Descriptions: Criv (MacCrivens- not his real name); Species: Lontra canadenis; Gender: Male, he/him; Hobbies/interests: staring out at bodies of water with mysteriously narrowed eyes, posing with swords in front of mirrors, sitting in dimly-lit rooms while smoking snarfblatts, reading books by T Kingfisher, arguing with seabirds. Piper; Species: Lutra lutra; Gender: baked/zooted; she/her; Hobbies/interest: escaping reality with PVC pipe, inter-dimensional travel via PVC pipe, ripping the fabric of reality with PVC pipe, contributing to declining birth rate, homemade sriracha.
horseshoe crab: I am NOT a crab! I'm not even a crustacean, pod-dangit! pearlfish: You seem pretty crabby to me. horseshoe crab: Bah! Go stick your head in a sea cucumber's ar** (pen, pencil, watercolor)
watercolor Tammy fanart
Ante the skunk witch sitting on a rock with big tail floofed out. Pen, color pencil, and watercolor.
Check your Content/Modernation settings. You have to go under "Advanced" to turn off "Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon)" to see everything. Otherwise posts will be hidden from you. For Frogck's Sake. Wizard Frog: I only look at suggestive cartoons for, um... research.
Stoat continues their quest. Suddenly two wizard frogs spring out of the snow, screaming...
Voice: Your bra strap is showing! Piper the otter lifts up oversized t-shirt to reveal anatomically correct placement on lower abdomen, concealed (mostly) by two otter bras. Piper: Which one?
Dollie the merganser nesting in beanbag seat with Cookie Monster pjs looking smug.
pen and watercolor sketch of a bumblebee with mangled wings, possibly from deformed wing virus, holding a little coffee mug with a flower on it.
watercolor sketch of Snufkin (or Snusmumriken or Nuuskamuikkunen in original) from the Moomins standing in field of wildflowers, smoking pipe.
out of context comic panels of a stoat wearing zelda style adventure clothes grinning grinchy-like.
Some out-of-sequence painting previews of an upcoming comic for a zine, featuring cereal mascots, including Tony the Tiger, as well as a toucan, kangaroo, and frog.
merganser: Criv is gay! Criv the otter: Aye. (the river crew are celebrating pride month. Dollie's tail feathers are dyed rainbow colors, Crive is wearing a rainbow kilt, and the steam from Piper's pipe are the colors of the trans flag. In case anyone's wondering, Piper's gender is High)
alpaca: The clown represents "moderate" white voters!
An alpaca sees a clown. Alpaca: AAAA! Scary clown!
Mad Jacqui (jester fox) winding up with a big cartoonish mallet, surrounded by leaves and playing cards.
watercolor sketch of duckling with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask and weapons saying "Pizza Time!"
Watercolor of man standing in front of tv with the alpacas acting out "The Land Before Time" Littlefoot mom death scene. His arms are folded and he's looking stern. He'll give you something to cry about.
"I'll give you something to cry about" guy standing in front of alpaca scene on TV, looking stern. Watercolor.
A little alpaca in a pasture with mama llama. Cria: Hey, Mama! We're long-necks! Let's reenact scenes from The Land Before Time! I'll be Littlefoot, and you can be Littlefoot's dying mom. Mama: That's nice, d-- wai, wha?
Uncle Deadly the Phantom on the original Muppet Show.
Watercolor depictions of Tylo and Tyla the owls.
Lily Plush the leopard gecko hanging upside-down on some glass, with "Do Not Tap On Glass" sign next to her. Pencil, pen, and watercolor.
LeStoat the questing stoat is still wandering through the snowy wastelands. Crocuses are pushing through the snow, and one looks suspiciously like a pointy hat. Stoat (sniffling): Meanie fox. *sniff* She didn't have to give me purple nurples. A desert rain frog wearing a purple pointy hat and wielding a staff with a glowworm encased in an orb springs out of snow. "BWAHHH!"
watercolor and pen/pencil illustration. An alpaca and an owl (Twyla) are sprawled on a sidewalk, both scribbling something in their sketchbooks. Caption says "Don't forget to make something weird today!"
watercolor fanart of Shirley, witch from The Three Tomes, looking intense and waving wand and surrounded by pink magic like in the pilot. In front of Shirley is a little wizard frog with a glowing green staff with a firefly orb.
pencil and watercolor doodle of a snailcat. Shell of snail that has Garfield stripes, and green cat eyes on stalks, and snail's feelers resemble cat whiskers. Named "Escargofield the Snailcat."
Watercolor sketches of baby rat snake from Kieran's video, with the snake's coils bunched up to give impression of body-builder muscles. Snake: My muscles! Check out my MUSCLES! (imagines self with humanoid arms/muscles in place of coil bunches).
An alpaca wearing a pink hoodie is having a confrontation with a group of squirrels and pigeons who are all wearing sideways baseball hats. (watercolor, pen, and color pencil)
A young alpaca is sitting on her mum in a meadow, holding a sketchbook and describing her creation: "Her name is Evangelina Unica-Starglazer and she's an alpaca/dragon/unicorn/narwhal hybrid and one half of her is angel and the other half is demon so she's haunted by two different traumatic realities in her dreams and she's an outcast at school and she can fly and shape-shift and she's a vampire and she's in a love triangle with Sans and Sonic and her daemon is a snail-cat named Snerk and..." Mama: "That's nice dear."
Extreme close up of a real little dog's face.
A furry little dog face peeking out of a storm drain like Pennywise, with the title "Shih Tzu", and the "I" and "T" are highlighted in red, referencing Stephen King's IT.
A punk looking alpaca in hoodie, laying "cush" style on ground, looking at you and going "thphbbt!" with tongue.
Christmas Carol meme. Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it's the 5th of May, sir! (last image is a watercolor and gouache illustration of Scrooge stripping off robe to reveal he's wearing a golden bikini, since it's the last day of Golden Week) Scrooge: Then I haven't missed it! (since it's Muppet version of Christmas Carol, Gonzo and Rizzo are in background also wearing golden bikinis)
Golden week pic. A merganser (Dollie) is sitting on the head of an annoyed otter (Criv). They are wearing a golden bikini: the merganser is wearing the top and Criv is wearing the bottom. Piper the PVC pipe otter is in the background, making the 'rock on' gesture with her paw.
Flashback to when Evie the alpaca was young, in a pasture with mother. Art supplies are scattered around. "It's golden week, Mama! Which hot Guillermo del Toro monster should I draw in the bikini?" Mama says, "That's nice dear."
Watercolor illustration of Captain Vegetable muppet from Sesame Street saying CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
(The male Achrioptera manga giant stick insect is still on Twyla the owl's head) A. manga male: Hey my partner's here! A. manga female: Heyyyy. Twy: Oh! Hey.
Twyla, an owl, is sitting on sidewalk. Twy (thinking): The worst people alive control everything, hoard the wealth, poison the world, bomb innocent people, destroy lives and our future to feed their unending greed. And so many people around me don't even care! They tell me to shut up and "be polite" and don't mention "politics." They'd rather let the world burn and thousands of people die than have to think about anything outside their comfort bubbles.
Comic captions: Voiceover: Hey, alpaca. FYI: due to recent events, there's a strong possibility the fedds are monitoring bsky accounts. So be careful what you post. (An alpaca is drawing in sketchbook and looks up to this announcement.) Alpaca: Oh... well, in that case... (Alpaca holds up sketchbook, revealing it's a drawing of a peachy butt) Alpaca: I hope the f***kers like butts!
unfinished drawing of Twyla the owl
"MacCrivens" the otter is standing on a stone in a lake, and a gust of wind blows his kilt up. He pulls it back down in embarrassment. A merganser (Dollie) standing nearby leans over and says: PSST! I just saw your otter balls. Criv's cousin Piper the otter who is never seen without her PVC pipe is in the bg looking out of it.
Panel 1: An alpaca is looking at phone. Alpaca: Bluesky's down again? Wow! I hope the Bluesky team is working to fix all these problems. Panel 2: Bluesky team: Guy in shower having a meltdown and sobbing about how much he hates the users.