Mark Schaffer

@markeschaffer.bsky.social

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Professor of Economics, Heriot-Watt University, Edinburgh

A stick figure of a cat, from clipart-library.com.
Cal Cutter, Pummeler, Virginia State Police Cutter won national acclaim last season when he locked 89 rampaging Howard University students in a broom closet for three whole days. The tragic event is now referred to as "The Black Hole of Cal Cutter." When not playing Defensive Pummeler for the Virginia State Police, Cal keeps his weight down to a trim 275 lbs. by organizing and training crazed lynch mobs.
Cartoon from Krokodil showing a giant nail in a nail factory with the comment that the planned target (presumably set in tonnes of nails) has been achieved.