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Yes, the same one from that other place that no one knows me on either. I've been dead for a long time. I'm just waiting for my body to get the message.

Lindsey Graham, known to be a spineless, boot-licking trump cultist of the highest order, seen here moments after being removed from trump's colon where he's been living for years.

This is Ferret. He's a cat that thinks he's a dog. Plays fetch, demands belly rubs, and doesn't care if you're walking here.

Peacock hanging out at my job in Albuquerque today.

Jennings on CNN with his mouth and forehead wrinkle swapped. They're almost seamlessly interchangeable.

Ferret the cat demands belly rubs.

Cartoon with top frame showing two buttons and a hand questioning which to press. First button is labeled "ass", second labeled "hole in the ground". Bottom frame is a confused trump. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Altered post from the orange moron to make it align with reality, instead of what he originally said. It reads, "The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter ID, or citizenship. The reason is very simple - It's already illegal for non-citizens to vote and you already have to prove who you are. I have invented some legal arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be lying my ass off about it in the very near future. There will be voter ID for the midterm elections because it's already a thing. Miller said the people of our country are insisting on citizenship and no mail-in ballots, with exceptions for me. Thank you for ignoring how stupid I am. Resident (his name). For the record, he's been using mail-in ballots for quite some time.

A picture of Boromir from Lord of the Rings, with the text "One does not simple ramble on out of Mordor" as is suggested in the 1969 Led Zeppelin song "Ramble On".

This is Ferret. He's a cat that thinks he's a dog. He's also size LARGE.

A car ran into our house, smashing a wall and garage door.

Cat lounging on a chair like a person, back legs stretched out.

Photo of Richard Nixon with a satirical quote saying "It's only illegal if a Democrat does it."

Edited the tangerine toddler's tirade to make it true. Now reads "I am guilty as hell NO JUSTICE" posted by @realdipshit

Photograph of a pickle with the caption "my liver".

fox news chyron edited from sunday morning futures to ministry of truth. Because the line above it is utter nonsense. As is the guy in the video.

This is Ferret. He's a cat. A size LARGE cat. However, he thinks he's a dog. He's laying on his back waiting for belly rubs, which he loves. He also plays fetch.

Painting ov Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.

This is Ferret. He thinks he's a dog. He's a 22 pound cat that plays fetch and loves to have his belly scratched.

Vigo painting from Ghostbusters II.

Purple bloom on a prickly pear cactus in New Mexico.

Photo of the Goodfellas cast, poorly photoshopped to look like Ood from Doctor Who.

Simpsons meme quoting the Bloomberg post with Homer telling Bart "They've lost a combined $210 billion in wealth so far!"

Bing maps view of the Gulf of MEXICO. Google maps has the incorrect name in service of an orange toddler.

Sundog in New Mexico this morning. It happens when light passes through ice crystals in the atmosphere.

A very large house cat named Ferret pins me to a chair, my hands entangled in his floof.

Roadrunner fluffed up catching sun to warm up in New Mexico.

A large amount of unsold Tesla cars in a giant parking lot.

A letter to VP Harris asking her to stand for the Constitution and not certify the 2024 election, referencing Section 3 of the 14th Amendment as grounds for her to not do so.

Ferret the cat. 20 lb monster knocking me back in my chair and rubbing his face on mine so I'm aware who owns who.

Coleco head-to-head hand-held baseball game from the early 80's.

Ferret plays fetch.