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MarkGamed

@markgamed.bsky.social

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expert at misusing programming languages

wheel picker that alternates between “normal game” and “evil game”
flyer at Best Buy for “Doughnuts for a Greater Cause”, a charity donut sale. the entire poster is AI generated
MarkGamed posted on 2024-02-25: “just fucking lost it at the idea of ‘doing’ being pronounced like ‘boing’”
screenshot of Google search results. i have searched for “lamenting definition”, and am presented with an AI overview of the definition (not what I want) immediately followed by Merriam-Webster defining the word (what I want).
picture of a small black bar in front of what is clearly an elephant, captioned “Guess this animal”
PLAY DATA screen from a TGM3 run, featuring a coloured pentagonal graph not unlike the Groove Radar
T = Tetris Effect Master mode best lines q = 1/(1 + e^(10-(T/1000))) G1 = TGM1 best grade, as amount of grades above 9 G2 = TGM2 best Master grade, as amount of grades above 9 G3c = TGM3 qualified Master grade in Classic Rule, as calculated previously G3w = TGM3 qualified Master grade in World Rule G3 = 3/4 * max(G3c, G3w) + 1/4 * min(G3c, G3w) G4s = TGM4 best Master grade in Standard Rule, except all grades after GM Rounds are worth 1/14 more than the previous instead G4t = TGM4 best Master grade in TGM Rule, as calculated previously G4 = 3/4 * max(G4s, G4t) + 1/4 * min(G4s, G4t) Mn = Maximum possible value of Gn under prior definitions N = NES Tetris best score under tournament rules skill = ((1-q)(T/1000) + q * sqrt(T/10000)) + (sum n=1 to 4)(((Gn/Mn)^2)/4) + min(sqrt(N/100000), 1.1)/(1+e^(3-(N/200000)))
lever next to a sign in front of a display board. display board reads “UNIT SYSTEM: METRIC”. sign next to lever reads “Pull lever to switch between unit systems”
box for “Monopoly: Longest Game Ever”, tagline “and you thought the original took forever!”
framed ampersand
blue shirt that reads “LATS, GLUTES, BICEPS, TRICEPS, QUADS” with the first letter of each of those words coloured red, orange, yellow, green, and blue respectively
game of TGM3 Shirase on an arcade machine, having ended at level 500 with a time of 3:03.03 (exactly 0.03 seconds too slow to continue) I’M NOT THAT SLOW NORMALLY I AM JUST RUSTY ON STICK I PROMISE
chart showing the luck calendar, arranged by month and day, coloured by rank
me, on stage, holding up a novelty giant plane ticket for the “RED BULL TETRIS CANADIAN CHAMPION” to Dubai
product photo of the Logitech AI Mouse (WHICH ACTUALLY EXISTS!) featuring a dedicated ChatGPT button, amongst other strange AI-adjacent features including their own proprietary “prompt builder”
picture of the Wikipedia article for the Apollo Guidance Computer, which has (36864 ROM + 2048 RAM) words of memory at 15 bits per word. this is then calculated to be equal to 72,960 bytes of memory by a handwritten calculation on the image. (2 TB / 72960 bytes = 27.41 million)
video of a relatively standard balatro run. after discarding twice, I select an A-10 straight, but the game doesn’t score it under the pretense that “no straights allowed during pride month”
picture of an atari tetris cabinet, showing the high score list, in which I just got the 1st place score of 555,886 points
edited photo of a store display completely full of red coins. signs read "GRANT ORDERED TOO MANY RED COINS SALE" and "BUY 1 GET 7 FREE, $1.99"
video of me walking up the stairs to my dryer, explaining that the dryer took 14 minutes to finish drying my clothes despite the fact it said “1 minute left” the whole time. i then pull out a whiteboard calculating that in order for time dilation to cause this to happen, the dryer must be moving at 99.74% the speed of light.
edited twitter screenshot. "my friends in the front of the car: "hey man you good?" / me in the back off the FLIPNIC perc:". the image attached is a picture of the spider crab from said game, with the contrast increased so hard it's just black and white
flaming text “GameHouse Typo”
“1x1 sudoku”: a single box with the number 1 in it
“why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?”
tumblr post from prthedisaster: picture of google search history with the entries “tarot booster pack”, “tarot current meta”, “tarot best deck compositions”, “tarot banned cards” reply from dotbalancer: “meta players ruin casual. i swear to fucking god if i go into a psychic booth and they pull out 48 magicians one more time i will start a riot”
modified picture of Balatro gameplay shown on a 3ds
Graph with a horizontal axis of "similarity to actual gambling (%)" and a vertical axis of "age rating (years)". It starts off at around 4y at 0%, peaking sharply at 18y at 40%, nosediving to 2y at 60%, and rising again to 12y at 100%. Points are on the graph: Super Mario 64 DS at (10%, 5y), Balatro and Luck Be a Landlord at (40%, 18y), FIFA at (75%, 3y), and actual poker games at (100%, 12y).
Steam page for Tetrachroma, showing 58/58 achievements
Celebrating 10M users: #991,078 (First 10%, joined Sep 13, 2023)
A screenshot of the Steam page for 4D Golf, of which the description reads: "Explore higher dimensions... with golf! Conquer mind-bending challenges, design your own 4D courses, and unlock new worlds and accessories as you golf your way through the 4th dimension and beyond!"