Mark

@markoftheeast.bsky.social

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Let's talk about writing, books, MN sports, politics, art, science, philosophy, and, most importantly, puns. Living in New England, still feel Minnesotan. Sometimes have fever dreams about Jabberjaw.

Thank You, James
Thank You message to James
Not much going on so far!
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
Heath in full Heathiness
Headline re: LeBron tells Lakers he’s going to play elsewhere.
An entire team in goal.
Ramsay County FC
Cabo Verde Keeper deeply hurt for not being mentioned.
82-0.
17-0!
81-1
Heath is full regal Heathiness.
Heath in all his Heathian glory.
Hotel art that explores … the giant stadium that is right across the parking lot. Explore what you know, I guess. But not a Rev to be found …
Hilarious faux lighthouse at Gillette Stadium
Penile implant specialist leads Hantavirus press conference. Some say he’s a hardliner with right wing views.
Loons limit Austin on Sunday. Oh yeah, there’s a show and festival with this name.
Twins bullpen numbers—look away!!
Loons starting 11
Loons starting 11
Tree puns and jokes? I’m stumped!
Heath in all his Heathian glory
Loons lineup.
Loons lineup that will hopefully play professional soccer this week.
Posts about Texas’ last second win that have Mark puns.
Loons starting 11
Heath in full Heathian glory
Loons Come As You Are jersey
Loons starting 11.
Heath in full Heathian glory
Tom Brady in protective cage—The Onion
Tiny fun size NYCFC championship banner
Balloon helmet
Wyoming and Akron being shot from the moon.
Unitas in a Chargers uniform
Pitt v Texas
Heath in full Heathian splendor
Vanni Sartini
Rice bowl
Heath is full Heathian bloom.
Loons starting lineup
Clothes “empty” after I was raptured.
Loons starting lineup.
Heath in all his Heath-ness
Box score: Gophers dominating at an unprecedented level.
Halftime stats
Notre Dame’s updated logo
Belt with buckle in the shape of a sun
Heath leaning into hearing more about this opening.
Loons starting lineup.
Heath in peak Heathianess
Minnesota Strikers logo
Terrible person Dan Snyder
Lions classic silver and blue uniform
Awkward pic of Haener from his Saints photoshoot.
Ship from Independence Day film hovering over city.
A knight with no arms or legs threatening to bite the opponent’s legs off rather than admit defeat.
Last Splash by The Breeders