mark roebuck

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they beat my ass on the new american gladiators but aren't gonna show the footage because they said there was no "entertainment value" in what went down that day

George Lucas and those Hanson boys
couple dumb fuckers in a promo pic pretending that a Consumers Energy bill is a funny Marmaduke or something
Job posting for an undertaker
Taylor Swift at the Cavs/Knicks game with Travis Kelce
George, dog, left, staring at Mark, guy, right There’s no telling who will break first
"I'm not trying to complain," said Seth Hogan, a Foot recruit that recently passed the trial and was issued his mask. "It's been really great so far, but I just haven't been able to figure out this direct deposit stuff. One of my emails said that I could activate it through my portal, but I never got anything about how to login to my portal. I asked Tatsu, and he just kicked me in the throat and warned me about letting my guard down. Fair point, Tatsu, but I really need to get this direct deposit set up."
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An ad that reads “HOT PRICE CHEAPEST OZ IN THE STATE! $$4.99 PREPACKED OUNCE!!!”
Dave Chappelle honestly doing the thing I said
Sgt Slaughter and the homies burning in hell but they’re cool with it
Godfather & cat
A bunch of Beavis and butthead uh gold bars that look like dollar bills?
LIVE NOW KTLA 5 News at 1 Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future Then the picture is Jerry Seinfeld wearing big stupid glasses
Cover of the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie 🥱
MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die By Mark Roebuck October 29, 2018
Michael Cera, in a red hat, jumping across a gap of some sort. Low danger, but very impressive.
Inspiring OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush, holding some off brand PS3 controller. He's in the 'mersible.
Van Damme and Van Damme star as DOUBLE IMPACT Feel The Impact
The titles of a YouTuber’s videos show a once excited Cyber Truck owner now making videos about how it’s broken and sucks
A screenshot of an old Hard Drive article I wrote titled “Today We’re Calling the PS3 Retro Just to Upset You” These days when you go to that website you have to absolutely hack through the ads with a machete lol
“Barry Sanders abruptly retired from the NFL on July 27, 1999, at age 31, despite being in peak physical condition and just 1,457 yards shy of the all-time rushing record. He cited a loss of desire to play, frustration with the Detroit Lions' front office, and a lack of team success as primary reasons for his decision.”
a youtube thumbnail featuring a man crying and a picture from Nirvana Unplugged with the title "Wait... Kurt Cobain is from Nirvana?!" the man is crying he's crying
"i built and app and I can't code"
An old Hard Drive article with the headline "New Indie Game Just Lets You Lay in a Damn Field for a While, Doesn't That Sound Nice?"
The weird CG guy from The Lawnmower Man
Breathtaking visual from Facebook with photorealistic Mark Zuckerberg in front of a 4K Eiffel Tower and a hilly background. Impossible to tell if the hilly background is a photo or not.
Bob Hoskins, The Long Good Friday
Shinedown Drop Off MAGA-Leaning 'Rock The Country Tour, Weeks After Their Drummer Called Ludacris A "Coward" For Exiting The Bill
Guy chomping on some LC in his car
"I know some of the stuff he's done has been controversial," said local contractor Roy Haverchuck. "But the fact remains, work can be hard to come by these days, and he paid me a legal rate to build a garage for him to keep his money briefcases in. I can respect that. I was hoping he'd picked me for one of his more outlandish videos, of course, but I can't complain about an honest week's work."
"Introducing the Substack TV app"
It's Karg! He's got that classic Karg hair and smile that made him an icon of the '80s.
The Noid, in primitive 3D graphics, dabbing on them
One of those old Magic Eye computer art things that if you stare at it the right way it becomes something. I don’t know what this one becomes. I was never great at it and it’s probably not ideal to do on a phone.
The two guys from Sideways
Day 10 Still don't know what's going on. Everything's pretty much the same, except doctors keep injecting me with things, and now they're hooking up some kind of device to the TV in my room. I'm scared. Day 27 Hi! Wow, I didn't realize so much time had gone by since I made an entry. The "device" they were hooking up to my TV turned out to be the latest Nintendo, and they left a game in here called Resident Evil 4. I started playing it, and although I struggled at first, eventually I couldn't put it down! Something about the blend of fighting, surviving, and upgrading and managing your inventory was just perfect.
Ripley, a larger black dog with white paws lays on the couch facing one way. George, a smaller brown dog in a grey hoodie lays on the top of the couch facing the other direction. Between them, a stuffed Pikachu seems to ponder what the world could possibly want of him
Rob Schneider on SNL the makin copies guy
Ring Notification - “Neighborhood Alert near Pontiac Wow! Another transformer just exploded!
Hello Kitty, Ernie, Sonic, Gumby, and a Crayon running to save the world. Ok. I lied. It’s from Jingle All The Way (1996). They’re just doing a parade. I’m a liar, man. I’m sorry.
"I asked him if he wouldn't rather have something more practical that the other kids at school wouldn't make fun of him for," said Wendy Thompson, Billy's mother. "But he insisted that's the one he wants. He loves Xbox, so I decided to let him have this because who the fuck knows what that brand will even look like in a few years. I've decided to let him hold onto this belief in Xbox as long as he's old enough to figure it out on his own."
Honoring a student at a Turning Point USA event, Erika Kirk said, "Despite the devastating loss of Charlie Kirk, my incredible husband... Caleb has persisted with the same grift - gift - grit... it has been a long day.