Mark Schofield

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A rainbow over left field here in Frederick MD
Our view from behind home plate of a Frederick Keys game against the Jersey Shore Blueclaws
Two posts in immediate succession. First is Aaron Rupar's coverage of our President overseas at NATO. The quote is "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please, including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people." The next post is from Endless Screaming and simply reads "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I'm going back to bed.
The five trending topics on BlueSky as of 6 pm Tuesday 1. Mbappe 2. Mbappé 3. Music Challenge 4. The Amazing Digital Circus 5. Olise 3 of the 5 are on the French National Team, including the two variations of Mbappé
Live transcript of Fernando Alonso's radio during the Austrian Grand Prix, where he finished multiple laps down. "Oh, that is the checkered flag. That's cool."
The five trending topics on Saturday night: Algeria vs. Austria BlazBlue Mina the Hollower DR Congo AEW Wrestling
A list of the five trending topics on Saturday morning 1. Formula 1 2. Nature Photography 3. Russia-Ukraine Conflict 4. Freddie Mercury 5. VAR Frustration (likely a spillover from last night's Iran-Egypt match at the World Cup)
Mama and baby deer in our back yard
SpongeBob “a few moments later” Screen cap
Thierry Henry in shock after Alexi Lalas drops "wanker" on live TV
The current quad box. Two NCAA baseball games,Stanley Cup Game 3, and “Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.”
A mama deer cleaning her baby fawn in our back yard.
Two posts from Doja Cat on X, the everything app. The first reads "hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand." The second is a quote post, in response to someone noting that she did not tag Elon. It reads "@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry."
The header on an email which reads: DURAN DURAN RELEASE NEW ‘FREE TO LOVE’ DOUBLE REMIX SINGLE FEATURING HORSE MEAT DISCO AND DJ WHITE SHADOW
A list of the current Trending Topics on BlueSky: 1. General Hospital 2. Trump's Policies 3. The Archers 4. Digital Art 5. Atari
A photo of our orange-and-white cat Rosie, about to bite my wrist
A Google search for "do I still have a job"
A photo of our orange-and-white cat Rosie, looking concerned. Or hungry. Probably hungry.
The expected No. 1 pick in the 2026 NFL Draft Fernando Mendoza, chatting with me for some strange reason.
Goose asks Maverick if he has the number to that truck-driving school in the original Top Gun
My late father’s award winning painting “Passage of Time” on display in Kensington, MD. It depicts the train station in Kensington with a current MARC train and an old steam “ghost” train alongside it.