Will Code For Pizza

@markshatraw.bsky.social

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Will write code for money. Video games, politics, adorable animals. Reply friend. All opinions here are mine. He/him. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

A screenshot of a job listing, which has no actual data but an endless stream of LLM prompts
A Taco Bell flag with a Baja Blast-colored "thin blue line"
A text document that reads "graphic design is my passion"
Nils Olav inspecting his troops. He is a penguin.
Graffiti from the video game Dishonored: TAXES TAXES TAXES TAXES
Orange County Choppers argument meme: "Socialism never works" "Norway is socialist and they're doing great" "They're not socialist; they're capitalist countries with strong welfare policies" "Then let's adopt those policies" "No that's socialism"
A dessert display case in Bengaluru, India, feat. "Nutella Choux Au Craquelin"
Knights of the Round Table meme: Messi fans, Haaland fans, Mbappe fans all agreeing that Ronaldo sucks
Scarecrow from Nolan's The Dark Knight: "I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go."
Simpsons "Aurora Borealis" meme
A picture of Chuao's potato chip chocolate bar
Companion Victor from Fallout: New Vegas
Karis Nemik of Andor
Tabby cat looks inquisitively at the camera in a blue and white kitchen
An Italian plague doctor mask, shaped like a bird's face
Pope Leo holding a baseball bat in what could be construed as a threatening manner
Conspiracy against rights: "If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same;"
A post and a reply to that post from the same account but written as though it were two separate people. Syntactically both very AI
Cartoon: Sean Murray (head of HelloGames, represented by a red diamond) walking into a room threatening a consumer with more No Man's Sky
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation meme: Cousin Eddie emptying his septic tank into the sewer, captioned "Upstream's Clogged"
Simpsons meme. Bart Simpson: "Now Kavanaugh's Scoring On Me/Oh That Is It"
Pope Leo holding a baseball bat in an unintentionally threatening manner
"It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" tweet
Froggo comic: "What's popping, Froggo?" "My knees, bro"
Brian Krassenstein tweet, 2/3/2019: "While many of you are likely yelling 'GO PATRIOTS' or 'GO RAMS!' I'm yelling 'GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!'"
Brain keeping person awake meme: "Lawyers are writing code without a system of checks and reviews in place"
Patent from Sony - stand up and shout "McDonald's" to end a McDonald's commercial
Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin
Shaq tweet: "I'm at the knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhhhh (dats me yellin)
Sweet Judy Alvarez wallpaper
Bugs Bunny "old me" meme
Queen Elizabeth firing an L85 assault rifle
Pope Leo holding a baseball bat
Bart Simpson "say the line" meme but with MTSW: "Say the line MTSW" "They like Trump and want to help him tyrannize us"
Onion headline: "Trump Announces 5000% Increase In All Numbers"
Lord of the Rings orc meme: "Looks like video games are back on the menu"
Simpsons bus sign meme: "You need to employ game developers to develop video games"
A slightly round gray tiger-striped cat absorbing sunlight on a green carpet
"I have learned that being politically correct is lost on haters so I speak the language that they understand."
Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit, standing in a hall full of gold
InternetHippo post: "New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling 'Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now'"
Microsoft's stock dropping
Fred from Scooby Doo unmasking the monster only to find Fred
The Magic: the Gathering card Suplex, picturing a man running at a locomotive with the intent to do as the card indicates
Mirror guy pointing at himself saying "No Fedposting"
Tweet from Politico's Marc Caputo, saying Air Force One turning around is the result of a "minor electrical issue"
Nemik from Andor with a speech bubble
A Star Wars Original Trilogy triptych
Guy on a beach playing a flaming piano
A tabby cat sleeping under a Christmas tree, mostly asleep
A tabby cat asleep in the sun, stretching the beans
The Yu-Gi-Oh card Amplifier
Sam Worthington meets Jim Cameron: "When I met Jim, he said 'Do you want to fall in love with a beautiful nine foot tall blue woman?' And I said 'Yeah, mate, no worries.'"
Guy in a wig playing a flaming piano on a beach