Field Marshall Windbag

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Love the outdoors, birdwatching, hiking, gardening.

A young woodchuck peers over a low wooden wall. A stone Buddha is next to him.
Video of a kitten sitting in a lap. The kitten is a tabby. It is grooming itself.
The front page of The Onion from December 2, 2004. The headline reads “Christ Converts to Islam”
A street corner protest. In front is a sign that says HONK. STOP THE COVERUP. Behind and to the right is part of another sign. All that is visible says JD PROTEC.
A stick with 2 hemispherical mushrooms. The stick is lying on muddy ground. The mushrooms have rings of beige and brown
An orange and white cat lies on a floor heat vent
Some saint from a church in Modena Italy. He kneels, looking up, arms folded across his chest. Has a large knife embedded in his head and another embedded in his upper chest.
A furry monster with a blue face and hands and lots of teeth in front of a car back-up on a snowy road. The text reads: KEEP CALM AND EAT YOUR MILK SANDWICH
A black and white sign that has a made-up quote from Mussolini that says , upside down “so much for the tolerant left” then under that it says - Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945
Part of a church mosaic floor installed in the 4th century. In the center is an octopus. Design is of a gray circular body, with a white circle in the middle. The body is outlined in black and has 7 legs. I counted several times to see if I missed the 8th leg. Two cute eyes are at the bottom of the gray body. The eyes are two black circles with black dots in the center. To the right and left of the “septapod” are fish. Above it are fish and birds. Below are geometric designs. The church is Santa Maria Assunta in Aquileia Friuli Venezia Giulia Italy
A black cat can be seen peering between the spindles of a handrail. Only one eye can be seen
A yellow lab lies on the ground with a red ball in his mouth. His name is Bear but sometimes he’s called uncle brother baby Bear
On a backyard deck a gray squirrel is up on its hind legs with its head partially in an open pumpkin. Next to the pumpkin is a water bowl, to the right of the squirrel are 2 pots of plants of rain lilies with green grassy looking leaves
A stick covered in gray blue lichen.
An altered version of a meme. This alteration reads: I’m not falling for that ATLANTIC ARTICLE. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
2 rows of poorly drawn people. In the top row one has their hand up and says “uh, hi, yes, i have a question”. In the second row the same person says “what the fuck”. The “fuck” is italicized
A brown stick with some lighter brown ovalish growths.
Two back legs of a gray cat stretched out on an off-white rug
A brown mostly bark less stick with 2 gray green oval lichen patches. Picture taken with a beige background.
The head of a brown toad is in a hole in a pot of herbs
A statement in French: “bourgeois on vas vous manger”. Translates to: bourgeois, we are going to eat you.” From a wall in Marseilles France. Also included in the picture is a bell jar with a plant in black and red growing partly outside the jar and a little critter in red
A protest sign that reads: “JD Vance puts ketchup on Skyline”. Vance lives in Cincinnati. Skyline is our local chili that is probably best described as an acquired taste (yes I love it). No you would NEVER put ketchup on Skyline chili.
A foot-long stick full is lichen. Below are ferns. 2 fingers hold the right end of the stick
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are sitting on a log. Pooh (naked, so no copyright violation) asks: what day is today? piglet (in a green vest) replies: it’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground” Pooh’s reply is: “my favorite day”
A bumper sticker on the back end of a black car that reads “where are you going? Heaven or Ohio.” Behind the word “heaven” are clouds. Behind the word “Ohio” are flames. The last line is a phone number that is the actual number for some religious group. This is a parody of a famous billboard on I-71 in Ohio
A small branch gnawed into a point with wood chips next to it
A gray and black tabby lying on blue cloth that is on a beige blanket. She has her face lying directly on the blue cloth
A group of mallard ducks swim in a small open-water area on an icy pond
The Pont du Gard in southern France. It is an almost 2000 year old aqueduct and just a few feet shorter than the coliseum in Rome
A mammalaria cactus with a row of hot pink flowers and flower buds circling the cactus near its top
A male and female mallard waddling through rock and leaves. Picture taken from above. In the top left hand corner of the picture is some kind of gull
Graffiti from Marseille France that says bourgeois on vas vous manger which translates to bourgeois we are going to eat you
A headline from the satire newspaper The Onion that states “Christ Converts to Islam”. 2 men sit on a Victorian sofa looking at each other. One is a white guy with facial hair, longish hair on his head, and a glow around his head. The other man appears to be an imam
A black cat’s head peaks out of a flannel sheet
A scary corn person cryptid. Yellow corn body, green hands and legs. Weird off-center smile. Terrifying
An early renaissance painting in the Uffizi gallery in Florence, Italy. It is of the Annunciation when an angel appeared before Mary to tell her she was going to bear god’s kid. Mary is leaning far away from the angel in horror
A tabby sitting in a large box on the floor looks at the camera. She has a really sweet face
Picture from Bryce Canyon in Utah. Photo was taken above a series of orange hoodoos with other hoodoos in the background. A hoodoo is a weathered tower of rock
A black vulture sites on a concrete piller
A craptastic photo of the comet taken with my craptastic phone.
A light-colored yellow lab with his mouth open staring at you with no sign of anything going on in his head
A black vulture sits atop a concrete wall
A wall of French graffiti from marseille that includes the statement “Macron en prison” in purple
A black cat basks in the sun while lying on a small blue bordered rug.
Three assassin bugs on a ripe paste tomato. Two of the bugs are adults and the third is tiny.
A crappy imitation of the snake from the Gadsden flag with the words NO STEP ON SNEK below the snake
A broken down beige couch by the side of the road spray painted with VANCE MONUMENT. The couch was located in Asheville NC
Black cat in front of an older woman
An orange and white cat sits on a window seat. It is dark outside. Below him is a small, colorful blue, red, and green rug
A void (black cat) stands in front of me, an older woman wearing green glasses. He is also standing between me and my computer but the computer is not in the picture
A cute tabby cat sits in a large box full of empty toilet paper tubes
Most of a FAMILY SIZE bag of Skittles sharing a pillow with a tabby cat
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are sitting on a log looking at each other. Winnie asks “what day is today?” Piglet squeaks “it’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” Pooh replies “my favorite day.”
Feathery pink and white blossoms on a tree with very small compound leaves. There are also some pea-pod looking pods on the tree. Picture taken today at a city park
A male American goldfinch, bright yellow and black, sits on top of an echinacea flower. He looked up from eating the seeds to look towards me
A cat’s ears peak out from under a pink and cream area rug. The cat watches birds on the deck this way.
An older woman sits on the ground during a hike at the foot of the Eiger in Switzerland. She is pointing to a peanut on the ground, trying to tempt a chough to eat it.
A parody of the gadsen flag that says NO STEP ON SNEK
A sweet-faced tabby sitting in a very large box full of crumpled brown and white pieces of paper
A black cat (a void) lies on a cat seat attached to the glass pane of a door. Outside are visible a couple of the way-too-many succulents the void’s mom has collected