marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️

@marshwort.bsky.social

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gender-complicated communist country-bumpkin, cat masseuse, and nature picture-taker no AI ever! long-covid haver! Canadian subsp. Albertan! i've got a BA in English!

Mao looking down at his smartphone with a quizzical expression 'pon his face
Hey there, Mr. Blue We're so pleased to be with you Look around, see what you do Everybody smiles at you Hey there, Mr. Blue We're so pleased to be with you Look around, see what you do Everybody smiles at you it's the lyrics for "Mr blue skies" by ELO, and the picture is of a beautiful Alberta sky in summer that i took in the brief time it wasn't actually fucking raining
a Amanita muscaria var. guessowii fairly freshly popped out of the ground, it's cap just starting to open up
is geoffy the wondrous orange kitty with his little chin resting on my hand, so that all you can see is kitty head
shitty fake transparent emoji of biting the bottom lip, you know what it means, don't lie to me
Geoffy the cat, of oranged hew and razored claw, eyes squinted in exultant delight as a morsel of rotisserie chicken begins its passage thru his toothed maw 😸
Coco the cat with her tongue sticking out having just successfully passed a stealth check (natural 20) so that she could lick the cheese on the pizza feast that lays before me on the table
the Ralph Fiennes
A mid-leap action shot of Coco the cat leaping towards a string being dandled -- well it's not a string, it's a piece of paracord, but-- wait who cares? look at this shot! how the fuck, i would have thought this was some AI-enhanced bullshit but i'm saving the RAW files nowadays because i am a paranoid motherfucker and if AI starts creeping into my everyday anymore i'm wrapping myself and everything i own in tinfoil
Miles Tails Prower hanging upside down after being killed by partisans
a lovely little Bluet perching on a blade of grass
my 50 year old ass flashing my gut at the mirror in a transparent ploy for upvotes
a sleepy little orange cat is flopped on my bed because my room is the only cool place in the house, because ahehehehe because i'm the coolest person in the house aheheahooo
a storm looming about the fairgrounds of KDays
a hand holding a leash that is extended into a thicket of waist high foliage, with a nice orange cat named Geoffy presumably still attached to the hidden end
this is Megarhyssa nortoni, also known as western giant ichneumonid wasp, and that strange thing on her butt is a membrane she uses to forcefully muscle her ovipositor into the tree and the unfortunate grubs within. she is completely harmless to humans, she can't sting you, she's non aggressive, and her only real defense is to look scary as FUCK
Coco the cat standing on the dining room table in front of me, looking smug as heck because of how amazingly crushingly indescribably Beautiful she is :3 she smelled sardine juice on my breath and was drawn towards me like a shark towards meth i mean blood
is the aurora borealis going all BWAOW w/ green and violet streaks, this is pointing north-northwest, 1:30am MST, at first i was like "huh my phone makes the colours more vivid than it is through my puny meat eyes, is this all bullshit?" but then i was like "all those pretty pictures from Hubble and the JWST go through processing and colour correction, and your eyes are weak and fallible constructs of a blind idiot god gibbering madly in the abyssal depths of space, plus you got colour blindness, plus there's a whole philosophical-- just appreciate the picture, idiot" and so i did, although that might be post-hoc justification for-- listen first of all, i'm not on trial here you little shit, i will beat you senseless with an axe handle
my shadow on the side of my house looking like a normal human shadow except for the GIANT BUNNY EAR SHADOWS
this is a picture taken with my phone of my computer monitor showing a colour strip attached to a lunar vehicle for photo calibration, and the top three strips of colour are light blue, light pink, and white! now, i may be but a humble small-town country moon scientist, but-- i can't think of a punchline, so go check out: apollojournals.org/alsj/a15/AS15-86-11538HR.jpg
my kitty Coco ostentatiously cleaning her back feet with her tongue
it's the logo for one of the best and most influential bands out of the Minneapolis/St. Paul region, the one and only Hüsker Dü!
an orange cat is peering at the camera thru tall grass and his little tongue is sticking out because he is eating the ever-living fuck out of that DELICIOUS grass
a luxurious orange tabby is splayed in decadent excess 'pon the mounds of soft comforters on my bed, his arm outstretched towards the camera and his eyes half-shut like limpid pools of green cheese, and behind him is the incredibly wrinkles and unironed trans flag that hangs upon my wall
my sweet and sour kitty name-a Corona/Coco/Cornificus, sitting on the kitchen table looking at the camera with eyes that seem to say "give me a treat you jerk!"
my lovely vintage mobile home, seen as if through a glass darkly, with a night sky filled with starrrrs, and maybe bats? there are definitely bats around here, one whizzed over my head while i was taking a piss outside and, well, i got startled and ended up with a golden shower
is my hands holding a Masterlock 140 padlock w/ a tension bar and bobby pin pick in the keyhole
it's a screen shot of the episode of smiling friends where Mr boss gives Alan a tiny statue of himself, which Alan very much does not want, only i photoshopped Alan to be wearing a pope hat and holding a crystal football and Mr boss has a USA flag on his lapel
it's a pic of four padlocks laying on an open notebook, three of which have been picked open and lay there with hasps open, naked and exposed, and the fourth (a master 140) sits there brattishly eager to have a tension bar and pick PLUNGED deep within its hot and throbbing keyhole and have all its pins poked and stroked until finally it cannot hold back any further and it throws its head back in ecstasy and says "oh my god Marshwort I'M ALMOST OPEN, COMB MY SPOOLS AND CALL ME A COMPLICaTED LITTLE KEY SLUT" and uhhhhhhhhhhhh man i think i need to get off the farm, whew man, like whew
a Geoffy eating... a Geoffy? how gastronomically recursive!
an orange cat is eating an orange jerk
Geoffy the cat preparing to chomp on a tiny crumpled red Christmas ribbon that is his favourite toy of all time, he carries it around in his tiny orange jaws and puts it on my bed when he wants to play
OH MY GOD
it's a confused looking orange cat inside a freestanding vest that says "security" on it, the cat is being held up by me because i wanted to pose the little devil properly but he's allergic to being a tool of capital, for which i cannot fault him!
a monitor displaying the feeds for four security cameras shows two of the cameras are pointing at a beautiful orange cat who goes by the name Geoffy, and beside the left hand side of the monitor is the actually Geoffy himself, looking vaguely evil
Geoffy the cat looking extra cool while watching me microwave coffee
my cute kitty Corona holding my finger and pretending to chomp on it with her powerful teeth while we were playing
Coco, a beautiful moggie, is laying belly up in a laundry basket and looking at me with the most cheerful face as we play with an old shoelace :3
pov looking down at the legs, which be wearing shorts and some heavy ass winter boots, cuz even though it's sunny it's still mostly knee deep snow outside
It's a picture taken by me from "The Book of Knowledge", it's a bit of comical verse from umm Edward Lear i believe, from a section that's all limericks based on towns and cities in England, and they're pretty terrible imho but people were easily entertained back then because everybody was boofing laudanum like 24/7 and they put cocaine in everything
young master Geoff, a cat-kind wonderbeast of plumage d'orange, is shot in macro focus w/ his head at a jaunty angle and his eyes bright and giddy, also he's very soft you guys, you should pet his fur sometime it's amazing!
a selfie taken in the filthy bathroom mirror of me holding Geoffy the cat like a sack of happy potatoes and im holding a canary yellow phone
Coco the cat, sitting on my mom's computer desk between the monitor and my mom, staring out the front window with huge staring eyes
three whitetail deer on my front lawn, come to eat all the suet fallen in the snow under the bird feeder and to nibble on the salt lick i put out for them, in this photo they are bolting into the woods because i dunno deer love running away, it's kind of what they do
geoffy the cat who is orange is sitting on the counter and looking at me with an expression that says "quit taking fucking pictures of me you asshole" which is entirely fair
it's a closeup pic of an orange cat (Geoff) in an Amazon box looking out through the window with a look of fixed and rapturous intensity upon his wee phiz at a perfidious squirrel that is capering around outside
it's a close up picture of my coffee/hot chocolate mug with a disgusting encrustation of microwaved chocolate all over the outside, there are clots and clumps, it's NOT PRETTY
a hand, pale as the milky moon, as pallid as a drowned corpse, my hand that is complete with dirty thumbnail, is cruelly grasping the anterior head-skin of an innocent orange cat and pulling it back so as to reveal his gorgeous jadeite eyeballs! and then i ran around holding him like he was kitty superman, which is one of his approved games
it's a still frame from the show Smiling Friends with Mr frog, Pim, and uhhh the yellow guy w/ the big nose, and Mr frog is looking sadly at a plate of nachos in front of him, and PIM has a word balloon-- wait why did autocorrect capitalize Pim -- and inside the world balloon is a post from the somethingawful forums that reads "Donald Trump please don't shoot me okay well now that you have please don't rub salt in the wound okay well it sucks that you did that too but that isn't who we are Donald" so like it's like Pim is saying this to Mr. Frog, who is also a baby-eating lunatic with godlike powers just like Trump, and therefore oh fuck off it made me laugh and really that's all that matters, i mean that and clean drinking water and Maslow's hierarchy of needs but irregardless whatever shut up! shut up!!
a selfie taken in the front of some book cases, it's kind of soft focused and black and white, it's me giving a hearty thumbs up and for some reason i've got my bottom lip sucked in so it's like i'm trying to emulate a frog
it's a blurry picture of my computer monitor taken at a weird angle showing the baby from Eraserhead smoking a fat doob, sure you're probably thinking "wow that's stupid, you're stupid Marshwort, why are you so stupid? stupid and incredibly sexy, Marshwort, that's you! god i would love to sink my teeth into your" uhhh anyways i made it with paint.net because i thought the baby looked like he was stoned and i am 13 at heart
it's a crude line-art drawing of a guy looking at a computer, the guy says to the computer "say 'i am alive'", the computer responds ">I AM ALIVE" and the dude replies "oh my god", it's basically an mspaint synopsis of frankenstein when u think about it
a closeup of four gold crowns, three for molars that have been removed entirely from the enamel, and one is an incisor that is the entire tooth plus the gold crown, and whose fucking tooth is that i swear to god i am losing my mind
pov looking down at my kitty cat Coco/Corona/Cornbug/Cornslapper/Cornichon/Coronito/Cornificus J. Catworthy/Cocoa-Bean/Cron Job (Unix humour)/Her Royal Cromulency as i'm feeding her a Delectable© treat, it's basically one of those yogurt tubes but full of gravy that smells like fish, i refer to them colloquially as "Squeezies", as in i walk in a room and yell "who wants a Squeezie?" and so far it's only ever been cats who respond, but someday it will be Caroline Dhavernas who says yes 😍
it's a drawering i done did, in the medium of Sharpie on scrap paper, of my cat when i first met her. she was sitting in a gutter on a late and rainy April when i was driving my patrol car around on my security route, holding a single paw up, her eyes so enormous they took up like 75% of her body i swears to god, and she looked miniscule!
it's a four panel meme, the first frame is a little kid going down a slide with a worried expression on his face with the caption "January 2026" and then the other three panels are the little kid looking increasingly terrified as the continues down the slide, with each successive panel reading January 2026, Also January 2026, and ... January 2026, and this is amusing because everything terrible in the world is happening right fucking now and we're only in week two???