Martha O'Neill

@marthamon.bsky.social

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Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.

Food truck/trailer on a beach with signs with the words “Food Rentals” attached.
Labels for pickle jars with punny names. The names (written above July 2026 in every case) are: Dill Nye the Pickle Guy, Legally Brined, Cathebrine O'Hara, An Affair to Cucumber, Felt Cuke, Might Dill-Eat Later, The Mandillorian, Brine after Brine, Notting Dill, Dilly Connolly, Andy Gherkis, Solsbury Dill, Amy Brinehouse, The Odillsey, Daisy Cukes.
Flyer ad for Taylor Farms lettuce at No Frills in Ontario.
14 jars of homemade pickles sitting on a tea towel as they wait to seal.
Photo of Martin Kove who played the baddie in Karate Kid, John Kreese. A VERY handsome man.
Very ugly, yet hilarious, bronze bust of football star Ronaldo.
Still from Kate Bush's video "Cloudbusting". She is sitting on a contraption that is pointed to the sky. In the video it is a lightning and/or rain maker.
Still from Kate Bush's video "Cloudbusting". She is sitting on a contraption that is pointed to the sky. In the video it is a lightning and/or rain maker.
Photo of a beaver holding a bottle of Molson Canadian beer. The bottle is an old-school stubby!
Old Facebook status reading: I Kawhi stays in Toronto, I promise to give him my entire Beanie Baby collection.
Sign reading “Now it’s Saturday Evening.” The caption above reads “I love my dementia clock.”
Yellow and black caterpillar munching on/destroying a dill plant. That’s fine, I have lots of dill!
A VERY HANDSOME brown and white Shih-Poo asleep on a dog bed - head on the floor, butt on the bed.
Stained glass depicting a dumpster fire.
iPhone stopwatch showing 1467 hours, 19 minutes and 56 seconds (and .84 of a second)
Stained glass piece of a dumpster fire.
Headline: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat” Photo fits description!
Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.
Prince Andrew with a horrified look on his face as he is driven off in a car today. Headline from the NY Post "Crown Wince."
Stained glass panel depicting a woman in a red dress holding a black umbrella standing in the rain.
Stained glass panel showing a woman in a red-orange dress holding a black umbrella looking forward while rain falls around her.
7 year old me smirking.
Stained glass panel mixing "Dark side of the Moon" cover with a Star Trek insignia in the middle instead of the triangle.
Meme of Milli Vanilli giving their Grammy award to Trump
FB status of mine from Jan 11 2022 - I've had a rough month. Please don't make me figure out what wordle is.
Blue stained glass ornament with the word joy on it.
The grinch crawling in a chimney vs John McClane crawling in an air duct
Actor from Die Hard who looks JUST LIKE HUEY LEWIS.
An abstract stained glass panel made with many bright colours in geometric shapes. 12 inches x 15 inches.
Back window of a black van covered with black and white photo of a man creepily staring ahead.
Stained glass Handmaiden throwing up her middle finger.
Press release from August 29, 2018 from Toronto City Councillor declaring that the “sex doll brothel” in Willowdale has been closed after investigation.
Headstone that reads: “Anne 1936-2016 She tried her best”
Cartoon panel of a woman, man, a child, and a baby in a stroller looking at another woman dressed in a top hat, shirt, underwear, sockets and sandals who is looking at a goose. The text reads “The adventures of Lady No-kids” at the top and below “Anyway, I’m gonna follow this goose for a while and see where I end up.”
2 tweets from author Stephen King. First: “The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.” Second: “Boy, I hit a nerve with that Epstein post (laughter emoji) The (quote) list (end quote) is like UFOs: Everyone knows someone who’s seen one. (Laughter emoji)
Photo of a beaver holding a bottle of Molsen Canadian beer.
Photo of a bottle of insecticide called BTK.
Stained glass panel depicting a handmaiden in a red cloak and white bonnet, throwing the finger.
Bird nest with 3 baby robins waking up and opening their beaks for food.
Stained Glass panel with Star Trek insignia in the middle of a Dark Side of the Moon image.
Stained glass panel of a Handmaiden throwing the finger.
Picture of a large tortoise with a baby tortoise on her head. Headline reads: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat.”
Geometric stained glass panel with clear, blue, red, and orange pieces.
Dictionary word of the day. The word reads “solitudinarian.” Definition is “noun, a person who seeks solitude; recluse
Multi-coloured and geometrical stained glass panel.
Picture of a Bingo Card
Small brown & white dog wet after his bath.
Photo of a super-cute white and brown Shih-Poo dog!
Balcony covered with 2 feet of snow and icicles hanging in front of the window.
A still from an old Ricki Lake episode with the chyron that reads “Mike wants to tell his Valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”.
Two stained glass hearts.
Deck furniture buried in the snow.
CTV headline “Can the US really make Canada the 51st state?”