martinput

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Retired, curmudgeon, finds humour in the weirdest of places.

Picture of Conway Suspension Bridge chain is just connected to the cliff under the castle.
Scones with cream and jam. Cornish on left - Cream on Jam, Devon on Right - Jam on Cream.
Picture of Hazel Irvine in the BBC Snooker World Championship studio. In front of her on the table is a diary type book and copious other sheets of notes.
Photograph of Hilda Ogden of Coronation Street fame posing in front of her iconic three flying duck wall plaques. She is holding a framed picture of her late husband Stan.
A Traditional Bakewell Pudding shown to contrast with the OP's image of a Bakewell Tart. Much more sloppy and unctuous.
Picture of an elasticated tie. Used by those incapable of tying a proper tie.
Photo of Great Train mail carriage taken day after event
A crazy golf course
Aryna modelling for Gucci, black patterned tights, cream fur waist length jacket with black stripes, hints of a silvery mini dress underneath. a yellow metal chain round her waist, clutching a small black bag with a chain handle. Hair tied back tightly. sporting a piercing glare.
A copy of a post reading: And what of Mandelson? Or must he wait his turn? Confiscate his passport"
Picture of a BlueSky post by Pam Nash where's she promises "to be good for ever and ever" if Zimbabwe beat Australia - which they did!
Maria Sakkari on the Nottingham Aegon Open practice courts wearing a Nike training top in 2017
Close up of Aryna Sabakenka's left earring, four circular white metal elements each with a blue stone.
Picture of movie poster for South Park's Team America puppet parody
Table laden with meats, fruits salad, rice and vegetables to mark the New Year.
Large tree, no leaves revealing several mistletoe growths amongst the branches.
Photograph of Nigel Farage shaking hands with a Huntsman on a brown horse. He is holding a pint of beer and laughing. Wearing a Barbour jacket and a flat cap.
Three bottles of "Farage" gin with red, white and blue labels with a photograph of Nigel Farage dressed in Berber Jacket, flat cap and wellington boots with a dog.
Photo of Tebay Services sausage roll.
Three medals made from chocolate wrapped in gold effect foil on red, white and blue lanyards.