Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦

@martithrall.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent. Canadian. Dad. Simpsons, Filmmaking, Politics, Writing, and Photography. Keep Calm and Buy Canadian 🇨🇦

A picture of a $1 Canadian coin, called a loonie and there's a picture of a loon on it. Beneath that is the new US coin, called a pedo cause there's a picture of a pedophile on it!
A picture of a Canadian $1 coin nicknamed a loonie. Due to a loon being displayed on the coin. Beneath, it is a pedo, an american one dollar coin. Named as such for the pedophile being displayed on the coin.
Weekend at Bernie's movie poster à la Mitch McConnell, MAGA Mike and the bitch Elaine Chao.
A load-bearing rock? Let's find out!
Donald Trump Baby Balloon. Fucking awesome!
The United States Navy's limp dick.
Pierre Poilievre in a Colonel Homer suit
Slop.
That picture of trump being snubbed at the G7 looking lost.
Hald of a daisy
Premium logo
Workers pitting up scaffolding to remove trumps name from the Kennedy center
A shitpost stating "Japanese scientists create a soft robogtic tongue that feels eerily real and has several different real world uses"
A low-angle shot looking up at long, drooping racemes of creamy-white ivory curl flowers cascading from a branch against a bright blue sky. Sunlight flares through the blossoms from the right, washing the nearest spray in white glow, while soft clouds drift below and blurred green foliage frames the upper left.
Bibi, Putin using the epstein files to control trump
Munnin sitting on a traffic cam. I'd recognize that smug beak anywhere.
Pierre Poilievre - by pitting the provinces against a federal government, is the only politician using division as a means of unification. You cannot divide to conquer what is part of a whole, dipshit.
A clean nose
New BC opposition leader KLF announces new campaign slogan: "Make BC Angry Again."
A closeup of me and something reflecting in my sunglasses. 👀
Pierre Poilievre's head on Putin's body riding a horse, shirtless. Gross.
A two-hour and thirteen-minute video was transcribed, near-perfectly, in eight minutes and forty-seven seconds. Free. 108,633 characters. Not bad.
Facebook thread from a Canadian-specific Simpsons Shitposting group. https://www.facebook.com/groups/2905150226456649 CB: What the hell are you people on? CS: your mother EG: rotisserie chicken Marty Fontaine: rotisserie chicken on your mother
Paws, sitting on her bum like a human, just wanting to be a part of the conversation. What's cute is when we have people over, and we're all sitting around the living room, this cat will find a spot, sit like people and watch us talk. And when there's a lull in the conversation, she'll start meowing. It's as cute as it is... off-putting? I swear, if she had the proper tongue, she'd be right in there gossiping with the best of us!
i'm in pain a back thing it fucking hurts i've taken a muscle relaxant which has always worked in the past and it didn't work so I bought a bottle of whiskey and i've drank a little more than half of it and it didn't help the pain but at least i'm dizzy
The UCP got excited and prematurely released 🤣
Search engine results from typing in UCP and clicking the news tab. All were about the UCP prematurely releasing (that never happens, they swear) a press release about adding the separation question to the vote in October.
Stephen Colbert's head sitting on top of Bender's (Futurama), pointing at a futuristic CBS building and saying, "Yeah, well, i'm gonna go start my own T.V. Network. With blackjack and hookers. #martyfontaine #Colbert #CBS #hookers #blackjack #futurama