Marzipandancer

@marzipandancer.bsky.social

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A picture of the Spanish national team celebrating their victory after winning the World Cup with Trump creeping off to the side being completely ignored.
A sign that reads: NO SOLICITING FUNDRAISING POLITICS SALESMAN RELIGION Than you!
Online menu showing a smoke bologna sandwich for $14
Elon musk looking like apart of The Borg on a Wall Street LED wall.
A Seattle Mariners branded paper towel dispenser.
A conversation with a romance’s scam bot where Itell the scammer I’m exclusively into horses.
Onion, spices, and garlic/ginger in different prep bowls… but one of them is just a toddler’s bowl.
Gentle reminder that ALT texts on images are not only providing accessibility to your graphics for people who use text to audio tools. They're also increasing the searchability (every word in your alt text works as a tag) of your posts and provide additional (narrative) context.Please add ALT texts!
meme /mēm/ noun A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another. Any unit of cultural information, such as a practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another. A self-propagating unit of cultural evolution having a resemblance to the gene (the unit of genetics)
A seattle Mariners city connect captains hat.
I don't know when the narrative changed from politicians earning our votes to them expecting our votes to be owed to them for not being quite so evil as the other guys, making it all into "vote for me or the baddies will win and make it worse" protection rackets.
A TimeTimer MOD, which helps ADHD people keep track of… well, time.
Two unrelated posts that end with whatnot.
A harmonica with the brand name KucKux
Screenshot of a BSky post that reads: Possibly unpopular opinion? I think artists should get to sign the art they make for book covers. It should be right there, on the front, because it's never been more important to showcase the humanness of art. And also there are many times when I see a beautiful cover and wonder, "Who made this?"
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A screenshot of someone muting “Joe Adell” for 30 days on BlueSky.
The definition of sycophant: 1) A person who attempts to gain advantage by flattering influential people or behaving in a servile manner.
AP News Article: A Venezuelan family's Christmas: From the American dream to poverty
Image of triphala powder bag, which aids in pooping.
Safeco field before ALCS Game 3
A guardian headline stating “a critique of pure stupidity: understanding Trump 2.0”
Oakland A’s first baseman Nick Kurtz being a badass while looking like a hulked out Michael Cera
A terribly stupid laughing emoji with the caption “And the adventure continues” except the word “continues” is spelled “contines.”