Mascott

@mascott.pizza

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Scott Mendenko - Former games journo, current games enjoyer, rarely games maker, probably some other stuff. I put TV on the internet. He/Him - Philly/Jersey

A movie still from Mean Girls showing Principal Duvall reading the Burn book that rachel mcadams has claimed she found in the girls bathroom
A train board at New York Penn station. There are zero departures.
A very silly looking German airplane with a big open face and a spinning
A title card from Star Trek The Next Generation for the episode "Super Mario Galaxy 2" a classic
a highlighted version of text from the article that reads "...he was gifted with the slightly obscure present of a penis by someone we're unclear of his relationship with."
Photo of a man with a beard in cycling shorts
A tier list of Disney princesses for who does and does not know what a raccoon is
a photo of a gundam crew person on a spaceship maybe holding a mcdonalds cup
A screenshot of Bioshock infinite achievements A ton of achievements specifically on June 22nd through 23rd 2015, featuring only the Burial at Sea DLC stuff - culminating with completing the final Burial at Sea achievement at 2 am six years later, I got the first achievement in the bioshock infinite main story, also at 1:30, and no other achievements
A Walmart bike cable lock - one end of the cable is torn out of the lock
A smartphone screenshot of a news article page. The headline reads, “Is N.J. getting a Buc-ee’s? Insanely popular chain unveils expansion plans.” The story is labeled Business and dated March 7, 2026. Below the headline is a photo of a Buc-ee’s convenience store with its red logo and beaver mascot on the building’s front. The article is credited to Adam Clark of NJ.com, with opening text explaining that the large Southern travel center chain is expanding to seven new states, but New Jersey is not among them.
A messy collection of hit clipz
The game boy jukebox in its packaging, 1 device, 45 cartridges
A photo of a Nintendo DSi XL in a composition book skin
A smartphone screenshot of a web page on vgchartz.com. A system permission pop-up in the center says the site wants to look for and connect to devices on the local network, with “Block” and “Allow” buttons. Behind it is an article about Square Enix announcing a re-release of the original Final Fantasy VII on PC, with the page partially obscured by the pop-up and browser interface.
A video of a man walking around a home server Nas storage system The fans are whisper quiet
A video of a man walking around a home server storage system The fans are so stupid loud and there's a high pitched whine and it sucks
Spotify's "audiobooks for you" gives me "the autistic's guide to self discovery"
A video of a man opening his backpack to reveal a red shirt that says staff
A photo from a concert The stage says protomen and the lights on stage are purple and green
A text message convo "Lol dude watch the show" Me: "no I have jokes"
A Google keyboard emoji combo of the melting emoji and the crying happy emoji
A very wide angle shot of the outside of the gaylord convention center, along the grassy path is a tiny tiny croc
A person in glasses looking at a cup with a lot of writing on it
A lian li q58 mini PC case. On the left it's closed. On the right the innards are exposed, gross
A small maze with a marble - you would use the wii remote to tilt without falling off and it was infuriating and wonderful
The this is fine dog plush sitting in front of a laptop with a looping video of the fire behind him
a bunch of wii remotes with the silicone jackets on them
A recreation of the title screen of Mega Man 2 (where megaman stands on a building) except in ghost of tsushima, where jin stands on a hill
A man dressed as Ted lasso from the television series drinking a coffee, he has a clean shaven face and a mustache
Two tuxedo cats laying down on a desk chair
Cover art for the Xbox 360 game Shadowrun. A soldier in futuristic armor leaps through the air wielding a sword, surrounded by glowing magical energy. A troll-like creature jumps beside him, and two other armed fighters aim weapons upward from below. The scene takes place among ancient, overgrown stone ruins. Text on the cover includes “Play with Windows Vista gamers,” “Mature 17+,” and logos for FASA Studio and Microsoft Game Studios.
A video from Battlefield 6 in first person view - The roundabout meme music plays. A man runs through the streets, sees a tank, pulls out a rocket launcher, and the video freeze frames on the tank firing with "to be continued" as the music hits The video resumes and the man dies while also killing the tank with his rocket as they fired at the same time. He lies on the ground as the turret of the tank falls out of the sky to another freeze frame with more of the music and the to be continued text. The turret falls on a honda civic and blows it up. "Cool," the man says.
A video game scene from the game Baby Steps shows a barefoot character in a gray jumpsuit standing on a mossy rock ledge, viewed from behind. The landscape is foggy and desolate, filled with boulders, dry grass, and the skeletal remains of trees. To the right, part of a rusted, broken structure with shattered windows juts out of the ground, suggesting ruins in a post-apocalyptic or abandoned environment.
A photo of a coffee cup on a wire table in front of a lake
A man in a nice blue t shirt wearing jeans and converse in a bathroom mirror, it's kind of dark
A photo of a Thai restaurant, something is written on the window
A sharply focused photo of a drink on a bar
A photo of the phantom of the Opera during the rowboat scene - a man wearing all black pushes a boat carrying a woman through a foggy candlelit cave
A photo of Bill Nye from the Cornell University Yearbook
A snapchat of a man in a cap at night under the canadian flag the text says, "Scott is in his element... his home land is happy to have him back"
A man's legs in blue jeans wearing two brown doc martens on the sidewalk facing down, he is also holding a bag from B&h photo in New York City
Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee from the Kirby series of games
A photo of my legs in pants for the first time in months Im wearing one doc marten on my left foot and one air cast on my right leg
The Tron Legacy soundtrack on vinyl, someone is holding the album in front of a bookcase
A screenshot of a website tracking the progress of how long I need to be in a cast, the URL is castaway.cool, it says new ankle loading, the dates I have my cast put on and when it will be taken off, a current progress indicator at 97.45%, and a very nearly full blue bar At the bottom apparently it also says I recently closed a tab for Huey emmerich from metal gear solid, because, yeah
A knee scooter with a plant pot attached to the front with string and a can inside it
castaway.cool, a website that might be on the internet which will display a progress bar of my injury state
a photo of a riverboat paddle, looks like it's frozen in time
a photo of a woman on a rooftop - She's being hit by the sun behind her and the city is blurry behind her
The release date of Mario Maker 1, 11th of September 2015, at the end of a YouTube trailer for the game
A pixel weather forecast for 100 degrees tomorrow
A photo of a Mitsubishi outlander crashed into a small retaining wall, very close up - an ambulance is right behind
A photo of my leg in a cast and on a leg elevation pillow
One of the Trenton Thunder's batdogs. He's a golden retriever that has a bat in his mouth.
A graph showing where Big Walk falls between The Witness and The Looker It's slightly above the middle, closer to The witness I don't even know the name of this type of chart, I'm so sorry
A broken camera lens attached to a fine camera
A cork bulletin board inside a Five Guys restaurant displays dozens of hand-drawn notes and colorful crayon illustrations from customers, mostly children. The drawings include happy burgers, drinks, hearts, smiling faces, cartoon characters, and enthusiastic messages like “I love Five Guys.” The notes are pinned in a scattered but cheerful arrangement, with a small wire basket at the bottom left holding blank paper for new drawings. The scene is playful and welcoming, adding a personal touch to the space.
the Galaxy Gun from Star Wars, a gun four and a half miles long floating in space, dwarfing star destroyers around it while orbiting a planet from a 1990s comic book
A GitHub contribution calendar - significant uptick in activity over the last week