Worf's Aunt Masha from Babruysk

@mashamasha.bsky.social

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This is my hometown in the pfp. I immigrated to the US in 97. Gen X, mother to two millennials. I write code for a living. Hope for my country of birth to lose the war to 🇺🇦 already. When I first came here, I had 0 cats. Now I have 2. Bsky magic.

Scene from Borat 2 of Rudy lying on the bed stroking whatever the hell ancient thing is in his pants with the actress, who he thought to be a news reporter and also thought to be underage, looking on
During the same interview, O’Donnell invoked Christian doctrine to condemn Pride. “Pride is one of the seven deadly sins,” he said. “It’s always cracked me up that pride is the big banner for the woke.” O’Donnell added, “I’m all for bringing back shame.”
Map of Ohio 7th congressional district. The map stretches from inner city Cleveland to something called Holmes county that I haven't heard of, and I had family members and boyfriends in central OH and know it fairly well. Over 70 miles long, from Lake Erie halfway to Columbus. This map makes no sense if a congressional district is meant to be a community that elects someone to represent all of them. But makes all the sense if you want to neutralize the few blue islands in the state and for the district to stay red no matter what.
Pic of extremely not-pink Sparky and me from 2012
Screenshot of a comment by Colleen @wildplumbay.bsky.social "Hard to feel sympathy for a Russian. Wasn’t it the Russian immigrants to the west who spread the far right fascist mafia doctrine?"
Video of a hecking chonker of a groundhog walking/rolling around a backyard eating grass
2023, Moreno settled over a dozen wage theft lawsuits before launching his U.S. Senate campaign, agreeing to pay over $400,000 to two former employees. A state judge rebuked him for shredding documents potentially related to the case.[24] A March 2024 report found that Moreno had faced two lawsuits alleging gender and age-based discrimination; Moreno's campaign responded by saying both employees who sued him supported his Senate campaign
Photo from the 2016 Bernie Sanders rally when a bird landed on his podium while he was speaking
Screenshot of the account that posted the above, demomolos.bsky.social. Account appears to be blocked, with a label that says "User blocked by "Bad takes on Ukraine (plus Georgia and Hungary as a bonus)"
Photo of a Halloween display with the sign above reading "Seasonal Decor"
The 180-foot-long, 126-foot-wide, seven-story Longaberger basket building
Keith on a window perch in my home office
Baby deer posing for a photo
Photo of the man who saved the day napping on his favorite couch
Photo of a wall with two objects hanging on it. One is a drawing of a bee and the word KIND under it. BEE KIND! Get it? The other is a stuffed cloth doll, that I had to have a family member explain to me was a racist depiction of a Black person. I didn't even get it myself because I hadn't seen anything that bad before. The doll is dressed in an orange and black striped onesie, and has wings and feelers sewn on, to indicate that it is now a bee. Waste not, want not
An entrance to a store. There's a sign on the door saying ONLY TWO KIDS AT ONE TIME. and another near the door that says PLEASE PAY WITH EXACT CHANGE WHEN POSSIBLE
Screenshots of the twig art from True Detective season one
A pine tree with wooden wreaths, that are decorated with strings of plastic or wooden beads, hanging off its branches
Weights that are on backwards. People typically put the large ones on first and then *may* add the small on top of that. This was how the woman who used the machine before me left it for the next person (me). Super annoying
Post by childlessguy.bsky.social: "Democrats just pissed away the senate and 2-4 Supreme Court justices because of a flimsy, highly dubious claim. Please remain proud of your purity tests when republicans are putting the noose around your neck."
Photo of a long black cat sitting on a scratcher/stepstool with his front paws resting on the top step. Next to the stepstool is a couch. There is a guitar case in the background
Photo of a page from my passport, taken against the background of my window, with a view of my block outside of it and two cat perches inside. At the top of the page it says "AND THAT GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE, SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH. - Abraham Lincoln"
Your results: 84% Woke 16% Chad 44% Techbro 56% Neo-Luddite 44% Hopepilled 56% Doomery 80% Davos 20% Dubai Your closest match: Zohran Mamdani
Scott Conner as the Commendatore and Robert Gierlach in the title role of Don Giovanni, Cleveland Opera, 2009
Pics from the day we had an intermittent power outage in my home a few weeks ago, which the electric company found to be due to my electric cables all tangled up in a neighbors' tree. A tree branch grew around a cable
"It’s been reported that Bari Weiss was upset that Anderson Cooper’s comments had aired in that way. That’s my understanding. Do you think that was part of the reason executive producer Tanya Simon was let go? Yes. My understanding from people directly involved in that interaction is that Bari Weiss was quite livid that Anderson Cooper was allowed to say those things and that she, Bari, was not consulted beforehand, which in our normal course of business would not have been done anyway. I believe that was part of the reason Tanya was let go. But she wasn’t let go for cause. She was let go to create a space for the new person, Nick Bilton, to come in. Tanya was completely blindsided by this. She was told that she was coming into a meeting to discuss the past season and the next season. She walks in; she sits down. And Tom starts the meeting with, the nature of this meeting has changed. We’re letting you go. And told her she was fired and had to get out of her office by 5 o’clock."
Old Soviet-edition map of the Mid-Atlantic (?) region of the US
БЬЮСАЙРЕС
A map of Ohio in Russian
Screenshot of a playlist on Deezer Motherless Child - Boney M Революция - ДДТ April 29, 1992 - Sublime Ugly - Fishbone Estranged Fruit - Fishbone Rivers of Babylon - Boney M Battle Hymn of the Republic - Joan Baez Только так - Иваси Love is Love - Fishbone
The underground mutant city from Futurama
A probably famous painting that I don't recognize, showing several men in a boat. One of the men is pointing into the distance. The caption says "way over there is where you go with that bullshit'
Screenshot of a Google search for "over here is where you fuck off with that shit". AI overview says "I understand you're frustrated. If you're looking for information or need assistance with something specific—whether it's getting around town, finding local services, or looking up information—just let me know and I'll be happy to help."
One of the candy crush game characters; the obnoxious guy with orange hair and a monocle
Photo of three donuts with various icing piled up high, and the business' name on top, "Jack Frost Donuts"
A lifted truck parked outside of the hospital where my mom currently is
A group of pancakes in a baking pan
Photo of the bottom half of a page of a form letter from the Trump family asking for money. With what is supposed to be Melania's signature, that looks exactly like DJT's, which in turn looks like a child's drawing of a spiked fence
Photo of a cat sitting in a window being all beautiful and stuff
Ехал поезд №8, прямо на Москву Я лежу на верхней полке и как будто сплю. В темноте я замечаю чей то чемодан, Там конфеты и печенье, остальное хлам! Чемодан не удержался, с полки полетел И какому-то еврею по носу задел. . Кто кричит "Держите вора! ", кто орёт "Хватай! " Кто кричит: "Из жопы ноги с корнем выдирай! " Вдруг, смотрю, какой-то парень, видно был моряк Он меня схватил за жопу, и в окошко бряк! Я летел довольно долго, прямо под откос, сшиб 4 семафора, поцарапал нос. . Гадом буду - не забуду этот паровоз, Повстречаю машиниста - выебу до слёз.
Milkshake duck
Two cats on a couch
Photo of two pairs of jeans, one visibly bigger than the other by at least 3-4 inches in the waist and hips
A photo of two young men and a middle-aged woman (me) in hiking clothes, standing under a tree. Behind the three people is a trail.
The Lenin Mausoleum in Moscow
Mishka the black cat asking me to open the front door
Close-up of a linden about to bloom
Close-up photos of bottom part of the legs of a pair of flared jeans. Two of the three pairs shown are soaking wet on the bottom two inches. Third pair is soaked all the way up to the knee. Caption reads "When you're a teenager on a wet day in 1999."
Page 1 is asking to rate Trump's performance as President so far (I put "Oof"), who should set the US policy agenda (I checked everyone but him), and to rank the issues he's working on in terms of priority, 1 through 5 (I put things like lol, wtf, no)
It worked for GWB. Who does this thumb-looking fellow whose name I already forgot, think he is to deny me the same occupation in my retirement
Post from danacorn.bsky.social, who I immediately followed for it. The post is a part of a larger, also incredibly good, thread, and reads "Guy who murdered a random health care executive because he was mad about how his back surgery went: based hero of universal healthcare Woman who works for the federal government in an administrative position, because she believes in giving people healthcare: “fucking tool”
An old photo of me standing in front of the Reflecting Pool at dusk
Screenshot of an Amazon review, that is a 4-star, and reads as follows: EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE, BUT... Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026 Size: LargeColor: Black/Red Orange/Orange/Red/Pink I'm sixty-two and have obviously been purchasing different types of panties over the decades. As far as comfort, I find them extremely comfortable. Are they sexy looking if that is what you are going for, no. I prefer comfort over sexiness. Actually, they kind of look like colored men's brief underwear. In fact, I don't even notice I have panties on because that's how comfortable I find them, but let be honest ladies, whether you want to admit it or not, we are constantly pulling panties out of our "buttocks crack" due to them riding up. You know you do, lol. However, I was going to buy my third pair as I like to change them out every day, but on principal alone, I am not going to buy a product that has raised their price over $5.00 since ordering them this past month. I know, supply and demand. I can afford the price increase, however, my dad who lived to be ninety-three until he was killed last year always told me if consumers stopped by products at a high price, the price would go down, but they don't. My dad was a wise man and has seen a lot. So, I am taking off one star for the price increase. 17 people found this helpful
A cat sleeping in a carrier with the top open
Photo of a glass door with a sign taped to it saying "please do not feed the geese. The Saint Francis foundation" in English and Russian
Screenshot of Google search result showing the following text: "Key Changes and Details for District 11 Partisan Strength: The 11th District remains Ohio's most Democratic district, with a Cook Partisan Voting Index of D+28. New Map Impact: The 2025 redistricting solidified this, with analysts noting it remains a "Democratic sink," where a high concentration of Democratic voters is kept in one district."
Screenshot of a Google search result for Peter J. Hasson, with a photo of a WASPy upper-classish- looking guy, and a text blurb that says "overview: Peter J. Hasson is a senior investigative reporter at the Daily Caller News Foundation. His work has been featured in many other publications, including The Federalist, The Daily Signal, and the National Interest...(Blurb cuts off)
Screenshot of a Google search with incomplete search text typed into the window, and suggested searches showing in the dropdown. The search text reads "rape aca" the results, with the exception of the top one which is correct, are all related to something called "tap academy"
Photo of a happy cat being scratched behind the ears