Admiral Memo

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Picture of the corner of Harford Road and White Avenue at about 2 PM, July 6, 2026 The view is from Davita Dialysis looking catty-corner across Harford Road. The traffic light poles have been knocked into the street by a car that did a hit and run. There's a firetruck, a City Works truck, and an ambulance parked. A City Worker is talking with 2 police officers in the middle of the frame, while a paramedic is next to the ambulance. 2 pedestrians, a black man and a black woman, are on the near sidewalk surveying the scene.
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George Costanza saying "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into Desert Bus Express 2026 mode."
If Parks and Rec was still being made, they'd do a bit where Ron Swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it'd just be "???/???" And it'd cut to a talking head of him going "I've been a fool all this time. It's bad enough that the government knows my name but now they want to know my gender? So I'm not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I'm concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all."
Keep Calm It's my birthday
9 games in a grid, going left to right, top to bottom: Blank image for Scarab of Ra Half-Life Sid Meier's Civilization SimCity Star Trek Online PC Building Simulator Magic: the Gathering Arena Super Mario Bros. 3 Dark Chambers
Hayley Scamurra
The "I guess we doin circles now" meme with the shapes replaced with snowflakes, and the guy saying "snow" instead of "circles"
Pokémon Sleep code 5996-6036-8023
Me wearing a Desert Bus 2025 shirt
A picture that is 6 rows and 8 columns of various classic yellow-face emojis. However, Row 2 Column 3, Row 4 Column 8, Row 5 Column 1, Row 5 Column 4, and Row 6 Column 2 all have rendering errors and display black and white boxes with seemingly-random text in them.
Wesley Snipes crying as he points a gun, ready to fire
I'll get back to it if there's time
Stick man puts up an index finger to object, but then reconsiders
John Redcorn
Box of Samoa Girl Scout cookies, bought from Caroline David, signed by both Peter David and Keith R. A. DeCandido
Many people with autism and ADHD absolutely cannot work a 40-hour work week without serious detriment to ourselves. It's unbelievably hard and I hate being treated like whiny kids. This shit is a fucking disability, bro. We are not designed to meet the expectations of capitalism.
Picture of Uhura on Star Trek Text: Johnny met feminist now, Johnny is no more Johnny said "your bod, my choice" now this poem's labeled "gore"
Literacy Data and its impact on the Nation Illiteracy has become such a serious problem in our country that 130 million adults are now unable to read a simple story to their children 21% of adults in the US are illiterate in 2022 54% of adults have a literacy below 6th grade level 45 million are functionally illiterate and read below a 5th grade level 44% of the American adults do not read a book in a year
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Admiral Memo selfie in a Desert Bus 2024 XXXL shirt
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause" Queen Amidala from Star Wars
Picture of me with a Pickle Rick hat and a black shirt with white vertical stripes, sporting an "I voted" sticker on the breast pocket.