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the same one from the other place. diametrically opposed to doing effort-y things careful, spoilers

A street chalkboard sign outside a shop in what appears to be Scotland, with pink chalk text that reads: “FREE BAGS OF FISH GUTS TO THROW AT TRUMP! YOU’RE WELCOME x.” In the background, there’s a delivery truck, a red post box, and a building with a blue awning labeled “THE FISH MAN.”
A closeup of the back of Moiraine's armor, intricately carved leather made to look like metal or other durable materials. To the left, is a person (ess) wearing a horse mask because they're bela the creator lol
Brown wooden door with a white piece of paper with the word 'CALLAN' on it because it's a Callan Door
A four way from skyline chili: spaghetti with chili and a shit ton of cheese
A meme titled “Alternative responses to ‘I love you’” features a 4x3 grid of characters from The Wheel of Time, each overlaid on a reaction image with a humorous or awkward response. Top row: Egwene says “thanks,” Perrin says “laughs nervously,” Rand says “i’m sorry,” Elayne says “who doesn’t?,” and Lan says “a horrible decision, really.” Second row: Berelain says “laughs hysterically,” Mat says “finger guns,” Min says “i know.” Bottom row: Aviendha says “why,” Nynaeve says “YEET,” and Tuon says “If only there was someone out there.” Each response is mismatched in tone, poking fun at how each character might awkwardly deflect a confession of love. Credit on meme is attributed to salemwitchhunterofficial@tumblr
A two-panel screenshot from Bookshop.org showing an order confirmation for "The Fires of Heaven" by Robert Jordan. The left panel includes order number R512, the date June 11, 2025, and a redacted billing address. The shipping address is to Matthew Cherniss at Apple TV+/ US Scripted Programming in Culver City, CA. The right panel shows the book cover, a price of $10.22, shipping cost of $3.99, sales tax of$1.07, and a total of $15.28. A message below reads, "You raised $1.10 for local bookstores!"
Maybe me wearing a black T-shirt with the text AVIENDHA FIGHTS on it. You can't see my face as a favor to you. Some greenery behind the maybe me
A four-panel meme shows a row of urinals. In the first panel, a man in a yellow hoodie stands alone using one. In the second, another man in a teal shirt walks into the restroom. In the third, he inexplicably chooses the urinal right next to the first man, despite many others being available. In the fourth panel, the teal-shirt man leans in and asks, “did you sign the #SaveWOT petition?” Basically, that represents me telling everyone about SaveWOT no matter the place or situation.
ZoĂ« Robins smiling brightly on the cover of Viva magazine. She wears a sleek silver-gray suit with a textured collar and has long braids. The headline reads “SUPERNOVA – From Lower Hutt to global TV star — the remarkable trajectory of actor ZoĂ« Robins.” The photo is set against a textured stone wall, and the issue is dated March 8, 2023.
Laia Costa as Moghedien form season 3 of the wheel of time wearing some sort of see-through veil. She has blackened fingers and holds up an apple tv device and remote that were photoshopped there instead of the domination band
A screenshot showing the beginning of Chapter 1 from "Towers of Midnight" in "The Wheel of Time" series. At the top, the text "Chapter 1" is in blue. Below it is a black and white illustration of a stylized dragon, followed by the chapter title, "Apples First," with the "s" in "Apples" crossed out so it reads "Apple First". The introductory paragraph begins with the iconic lines, "The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend." Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."
rand as charn back turned to camera looking up at the sky as the bore opens up after lanfear did her bullshit and drilled to access the true power. below the new gaping asshole in the fabric of the reality up in the sky is the amazon arrow part of the logo, almost like a smiley mouth
Two-panel meme using a staged crash between a train and a school bus. In the first panel, a yellow school bus labeled “me before season 3: my body is ready” is parked across railroad tracks, with a train approaching in the background. In the second panel, the train labeled “season 3” has smashed through the bus, which is now destroyed. The meme conveys the overwhelming emotional toll of having gone through engaging on social media during the production and development of season 3 and through its release
A collage of three images. Top left: A decorative metal sculpture resembling an interlocked gold and silver knot, resting on a wooden surface. Top right: A shiny, hammered gold planter with green plants spilling over the top. Bottom: The Horn of Valere from The Wheel of Time TV series, held aloft by a hand; it has a textured gold surface with engraved Old Tongue script and curved ridges. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com".
A promotional graphic for the “Renew The Wheel of Time” campaign. In the foreground, Moiraine (Rosamund Pike) stands in a flowing blue dress, flanked by other main characters from the TV series The Wheel of Time. Bold white text reads, “Renew The Wheel of Time,” followed by the message, “Finish the story. It deserves to be told in full! — Join thousands of fans calling for renewal. #RenewWOT.” A purple “Sign Petition” button is on the left, and on the right, gold text displays “29,942 Letters Sent.”
Illustration of a purple dolphin swimming underwater with its eyes closed, surrounded by dark water and subtle bubbles. Below, text reads: “The Dolphin – April. Because dolphins need to stay on the move, only one half of their brain gets to sleep at a time.”
A name sign at a podium that reads "lanfear's advocate"
The image shows six folded black T-shirts arranged neatly on a dark wooden surface. Each shirt features bold white text highlighting iconic female characters from The Wheel of Time series along with a defining trait or action. The first shirt reads "Egwene Dreams," referencing Egwene's connection to the World of Dreams. The second says "Nynaeve Heals," reflecting Nynaeve's role as a powerful healer. The third states "Elayne Rules," nodding to Elayne’s royal lineage and leadership. On the right side, a shirt reads "Nynaeve Tugs," a playful reference to her signature braid-tugging habit. Below it, another shirt says "Aviendha Fights," capturing Aviendha’s fierce warrior spirit. The final shirt reads "Min Sees," highlighting Min’s unique ability to view prophetic visions. The bold, minimalist design emphasizes each character’s essence through a single impactful word.
A meme that reimagines a battle between Moiraine (Rosamund Pike) and Lanfear (Natasha O’Keeffe) from The Wheel of Time Season 3 as a Street Fighter-style video game. Moiraine, labeled as Player 1, kneels while launching a fireball of the One Power toward Lanfear, labeled as Player 2, who is levitating and blocking with a glowing shield. Game-style health bars and scores appear at the top, with Moiraine leading at 34,200 points and Lanfear at 3,600. A “SUPER” meter is shown at the bottom right, and the WotSeries logo is placed near the center.
Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE
Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE
Meme featuring four close-up images of face-like details sewn into the Eelfinn costumes from The Wheel of Time. Each panel zooms in on a different leather section with eerie, sculpted facial features—eyes, noses, mouths—stitched into the material. The faces are labeled with humorous, human-like names: "STEVEY," "STUEY," "SAMMY," and "CHAD." The overall effect is unsettling and comedic, highlighting the grotesque and surreal design of the costumes. The bottom-right corner includes the watermark “wotseries.com.”
A meme image featuring Robert Strange as an Eelfinn from The Wheel of Time Season 3. The character has wild orange-streaked hair, pale gray furry skin, sharp features, and glowing amber eyes, wearing a layered, cream-colored outfit. His expression is intense and bewildered. The caption above reads in bold text: “Dónal fucking what now?”, reacting humorously to a surprising or outrageous reveal involving actor Dónal Finn, who plays Mat Cauthon in the show. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com" in the bottom right corner.
An edited image shows Natasha O'Keeffe as Lanfear from The Wheel of Time inserted into a speed skating event at the 2016 Winter Youth Olympic Games. She appears in her black dress and dramatic pose, skating close behind a real speed skater in a blue, red, and white suit, as if she's chasing or racing them. The contrast between her fantasy costume and the athletic setting creates a surreal, meme-worthy moment.
Ceara Coveney and Ayoola Smart as Elayne and Aviendha sharing a passionate kiss from episode 1 of season 3
A behind the scenes photo from Ayoola's instagram showing director Thomas Napper talking to Ayoola and Josha in the fog by avendesora in Rhuidean. Two speech bubbles where added, one directed at Aviendha says: ok, you start calling him car'a'carn, avi. And the other is directed at rand: and you, rand, stop using swords
A two-panel meme featuring Josha Stradowski as Rand al'Thor from The Wheel of Time, sitting in a desert-like setting with mountains in the background. In the left panel, Rand looks serious with a slight frown and a small cut on his face; text above reads: "Jandiun, Mandein, Lewin, Jonai, Rhodric", a list of his Aiel ancestors. In the right panel, Rand bursts into laughter with a wide, joyful grin; the text above simply says: "Charn!" referring to one of the most beloved and emotionally significant of his ancestors. Bottom corner watermark: "wotseries.com".
Flan in a white dessert platter. Natasha O'Keeffe's face (as Lanfear) was photoshopped onto the face of the flan. This is Flanfear
Side-by-side comparison of Josha Stradowski portraying two characters from The Wheel of Time. On the left, he appears as Rand al’Thor, the Car’a’carn, with a serious expression and a cold blue tint, a capture from his trip inside the glass columns. On the right, he is smiling warmly as Charn, Rand’s Age of Legends ancestor, with reddish hair and a light beard. Text above labels them “car’a’carn” and “char’a’charn” respectively.
a capture from episode 4 of season 3 of the wheel of time which shows what looks like a human brain neural network, all dark, against a glow in the background, as though this is the Dark One looking to the outside from within his prison. The word "TAINT" is added to the top
A modified still from episode 4 of season 3, showing a large white sphere (the Sharom) floating in the sky above a golden wheat field. Several da'shain aiel wearing wide-brimmed hats are working the field. The image has been altered to include a cartoon blue whale and a small bowl petunias, both appearing to float in the sky near the sphere. At the bottom of the image, text reads "all will be well..." This edited image combines elements from "The Wheel of Time" (the Sharom sphere and field scene) with a reference to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (the whale and bowl of petunias that famously materialize and fall from the sky). This suggests of impending catastrophe for the everyone and everything in this still. All, in fact, will not be well :(
Split frame with two photos: top is Lewin's mom crying, and bottom is Lewin (rand) crying as well. This is the moment where Lewin was shunned by his grandfather and mother for doing murder trying to get the girls back
Mat Cauthon (DĂłnal Finn) is engaged in combat with Galad Damodred (Callum Kerr) and Gawyn Trakand (Luke Fetherston) in an ornate training yard. Mat, wearing a loose blue shirt, raises his staff defensively as Galad lunges in a white shirt and pants and Gawyn, in a white shirt and dark pants, moves strategically. The dimly lit yard features intricate stone pillars, arched windows, and hanging lanterns. A filter was added in photoshop to make the photo look more like a painting
A collage of six images from The Wheel of Time Season 3, Episode 4, The Road to the Spear, showing Josha Stradowski as Rand al’Thor experiencing visions of his Aiel ancestors. The top row features Janduin, with a headscarf and a determined expression (tagged as IMDB); Mandein, with a thick beard and weathered face (tagged as FAX); and Lewin, with curly hair and a solemn gaze (tagged as FACEBOOK). The bottom row features Jonai as an older man with white hair and a beard (tagged as MYSPACE); Rhodric, a younger man, clean-shaven and dressed formally (tagged as LINKEDIN). The final image is Charn, smiling with a youthful, hopeful expression (tagged as TINDER). the text associates each character with a social network or method of communication as a haha
Jeaine Caide (played by Sophia Popica) in The Wheel of Time Season 3, Episode 1, smiles with wide eyes and an almost euphoric expression as she says, “It’s so good!” The dimly lit scene features her standing in a shadowy chamber with tall, arched windows behind her. Unbeknownst to those around her, she is reveling in the sensation of her Warders dying, killed by Tsutama. Her dark green and bronze outfit, along with her gleeful reaction to the horrific event, adds to the unsettling nature of the moment.
two side by side close-ups of moiraine and rand about to enter rhuidean. she's looking at him, almost concerned. He's looking ahead, focused. The closed captioning text (photoshopped in moiraine's case) reads: Did you go to the bathroom before we left? To which rand responds: No.
Screenshot of wicnet post on twitter showing the rand cover along with Gawyn from the show wearing the same thing
A meme featuring Josha Stradowski portraying two of his ancestors in The Wheel of Time, used to humorously represent how the first months of the year have been rough. The left side, labeled ‘January 2025,’ shows a clean-shaven, well-groomed Stradowski as an Age of Legends da'shain Aiel figure, looking composed and noble. The right side, labeled ‘March 2025,’ shows him as Janduin, battle-worn, with a beard, dirt, and blood on his face, wearing a desert headscarf and looking exhausted. The meme plays on the idea of a challenging year quickly taking its toll.
A scene from The Wheel of Time featuring Marcus Rutherford as Perrin Aybara and Isabella Bucceri as Faile Bashere in a dimly lit blacksmith’s forge. A fire burns in the foreground, casting a warm glow on the stone walls and wooden tools in the background. Perrin, wearing a leather apron, stands on the left, while Faile, dressed in dark clothing, stands on the right. A modern stainless steel Whirlpool refrigerator has been photoshopped into the background. Context should be understood to most book fans. If not, then, consider this a normal upgrade to casa di perry
Daniel Henney and Rosamund Pike in costume as Lan and Moiraine outside a white tent on set, lounging on lawn chairs. Daniel is holding up a drinknsmiling while Rosamund has her red shoe fitted foot leaning against the large umbrella post with a serious look on her face. Two speech bubbles have been added to the shot. Daniel's reads: fuck them kids? Rosamund's reads: yes, fuck them kids!
Priyanka Bose and Kate Fleetwood behind the scenes as Alanna and Liandrin outside the studio with Priyanka laughing her ass off. Speech bubble from Alanna reads: and then she said her name is mandarb (referencing the Faile and Perrin scene)
Gawyn on the ground after getting knocked the fuck out by mat with the staff. Here he's coming to, lifting his head probably still in disbelief about his royal ass getting a proper whooping. Bubble speech added with the text: fucking rand. It's fucking Gawyn, what did you expect, sense?
A sleep tracking summary for 2024 displaying an average of 5 hours and 2 minutes of sleep per day. The user hit their sleep goal on 16 days. A bar graph shows monthly sleep duration trends, with each month represented by a vertical purple bar. Sleep duration appears to increase towards the end of the year. The graph has a scale from 0 to 10 hours, with an 8-hour reference line. Below the graph, four options are displayed: 'Duration' (selected), 'Score,' 'Schedule,' and 'Deep sleep.'
Bluesky post from the account ‘profanity.accountant’ (@profanity.accountant) analyzing the profanity usage of the user @moiraine.blues.whitetower. The post states that this user has used 369 profanities in their last 1,998 posts. It lists the top three most frequently used words: đŸ„‡ ‘fuck’ (142 times), đŸ„ˆ ‘fish’ (119 times), and đŸ„‰ ‘wife’ (108 times). This is satire you goats.
The original Knife of Dreams book cover with Gaul, Galina, Arganda and Perrin all gathered around some maps. The illustration of perrin was replaced with a photo of Marcus Rutherford looking at the camera with a serious look on his face, a glass of white wine in hand, and pointing at the camera with the index finger from the hand holding the wine. Robert Jordan's name is on the cover as well as the text: Book Eleven of The Wheel of Time, in addition to Sequel to the #1 New York Times Bestseller Crossroads of Twilight
A video with a background showing Galad and Gawyn in some sort of sword fight in the White Tower practice yard. Overlaid is the text attributed to Galad and Gawyn: do you really think you'll be at us both with that staff, farm boy? Then below, the text says Mat right next to Kendrick Lamar as he performs his Drake diss track during the super bowl
Movie cover for so I married an axe murderer but instead I the original characters we have Faile and Perrin standing side by side with Perrin holding an axe against a white heart shape set on a blue background
DĂłnal Finn as Mat Cauthon seated in a dimly-lit room, robes wide open exposing his chest with one hell of a smirk on his face. The caption reads: why yes, I do indeed know how to bloody talk to women
A meme featuring two images. The top image shows the exterior of a Skyline Chili restaurant, with its blue and yellow logo mounted on a brick wall. The bottom image is a still from The Wheel of Time, featuring Olivia Popica as Jeaine Caide. She has a delighted, almost enraptured expression, her dark hair cascading over her shoulders, and she is wearing a dark green outfit with gold embellishments. The image has a caption in bold white text at the bottom that reads, “IT’S SO GOOD”, implying that Jeaine Caide seems to enjoy Skyline Chili as much as she liked feeling her warders dying, damn psycho
A meme featuring two images side by side. On the left, Ted Allen, host of the cooking competition show Chopped, stands in a suit and tie, lifting a metal cloche with a serious expression. On the right, an Aes Sedai from The Wheel of Time Season 3 is mid-air, moments before being gruesomely severed in half. The text above reads, '...and that is why we had to chop you!'—a darkly humorous reference to both the show's elimination catchphrase and the character's literal fate.
Alanna passed by liandrin inside the hall of the tower, turns her head to liandrin and gives her a fake smile while 'say drake' appears on the screen
A promotional poster for The Wheel of Time features Sophie Okonedo as Siuan Sanche, dressed in an elaborate gown with intricate gold embroidery and a dramatic bejeweled headdress. She raises her hand in a commanding gesture as parts of her body and surroundings appear to disintegrate into floating debris. However, in this memed version of the poster, Bernie Sanders, wearing his iconic mittens and mask from the 2021 U.S. presidential inauguration, has been photoshopped into the background, also partially crumbling away. The Wheel of Time logo and the Prime Video release date of March 13 remain intact
A screenshot of an instagram post from Ayoola Smart featuring the promotional poster for The Wheel of Time with Ceara Coveney as Elayne Trakand. She stands in an ornate hall with intricate stone pillars and patterned windows. Her expression is resolute, and she wears a richly embroidered dress with a golden belt. Part of her body appears to be disintegrating into floating dust and debris. The text on the poster announces the new season, premiering on Prime Video on March 13. The background is a soft blue, and the Instagram handle “@thewheeloftime” is included at the bottom. Ayoola added a hand heart shape emoji to the post
Ayoola Smart and Josha Stradowski are seated at a table, laughing together in a warmly lit setting. Ayoola, wearing a dark sweater, leans slightly forward with a broad smile, her eyes crinkling as she laughs. Josha, dressed in a dark jacket, covers his mouth with his hand while also laughing, his head tilted slightly downward. A pot with a ladle, a wine glass partially filled with red wine, and a small black cup sit on the table. In the background, a modern bookshelf holds vinyl records, decorative vases, and a framed picture, adding to the cozy atmosphere.
Wot S3 poster with Rand at the head of the main characters from the season: Perrin, Moiraine, Lanfear, Nynaeve, Siuan, Lan, Egwene, Mat, Liandrin, Moghedien, Min, Verin, Alanna, Elayne, Aviendha, Loial and Ishamael. Thin glass columns are interweaved between the characters. To the left of the image, the logo for the TV show 'PRISON BREAK' was added because them glass columns look like prison bars
A motion-blurred action shot of Gawyn Trakand, played by Luke Fetherston, engaged in a fast-paced sword fight. He is shirtless, wearing red pants, and mid-strike against Galad in the practice yard in the White Tower. The text above reads 'GAWYN FOR 14 BOOKS'
Photo of a TV showing rand from the season 3 trailer looking down at something, and a hand holding up a phone to the TV as though rand is. The caption reads: reading Elayne's second text message
Photo of a TV showing rand from the season 3 trailer looking down at something, and a hand holding up a phone to the TV as though rand is looking at it
A meme featuring Rand al'Thor (played by Josha Stradowski) from The Wheel of Time Season 3 trailer. His upper body and face, with wet, shoulder-length hair, are stitched onto the lower half of a musician wearing a purple jacket and playing a black electric guitar. The text at the top reads: 'Woah, oh, oh / Sweet child time, referencing the Guns N' Roses song Sweet Child o' Mine while making a pun on The Wheel of Time.
Rand and rando guy from the trailer where they were looking at something, but here a computer monitor was photoshopped in so they're looking at it, and the background was changed to the interior of a starbucks